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1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
Hang on...
Does that mean you've let him out for the evening again?
Argggghhhhh!!!!!!
:-)
The first night i can post for almost a week and everybody disappears!
Is there a conspiracy going on?
:-)
> Perhaps he's gone away for Easter.
Close, i've gone home for easter
Or his parents have received
> their telephone bill.
They will recieve a big bill soon. As my dads computer is SO slow i can only manage about 1 post an hour.
Or maybe he's tied up with a big court case
> for the moment.
How did you find out about that Tony?
:-)
"Picture, if you will, a barn, dark inside, with the smell of musty hay and unwashed animals. Overhead are large horizontal beams, "bucket beams", actually, the name derived from the French buquet, meaning balance. Suddenly, the darkness and silence are pierced by light from the opening door and the squeals of an ill-fated piggy--it's Farmer Brown and Mildred, the Sow Who Would be Lunch! Poor Mildred, trussed up like a ... well, like a pig about to be slaughtered, is flung upside-down over the bucket beam, hanging by a rear leg, the other kicking piggily, and the stoic Farmer Brown does that razor thing he does so well.
As he's leaving the barn, the foul deed done, he hears a knocking from behind. He turns and looks through the slanting beams of light and the hay motes dancing within to the recently deceased Mildred. It seems that, in her post-mortem spasms, she kicked the bucket (beam). Farmer Brown chuckles softly to himself and leaves the barn, closing the door behind him. That'll do, pig, he thinks. That'll do."
Source: World Wide Web.