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"WORLDS LONGEST THREAD!!!!! Record attempt"

Come on everone, lets get into the guiness book of records. Write completely random stuff here, and try to get the thread longer than 600 replies (the world record) WOOHOO LETS GO. In fact i got an i dea, lets have a word game. I write a word, and u reply with the first word which comes into your head.


1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2

Can`t say I`ve read the whole thing, but I have had the occasional look through.

You ever read the Guinness Book of Records?
By the way im pretty fond of the Guinness, drink of the homeland afterall.

What does alcohol have to do with this thread?

Has anyone actually contacted 'Guinness Record's' about this thread?

Seen any snow covered mountains recently?

Oh damn, it doesn`t actually matter really. I have a torn ligament in my right ankle. Never mind. The doctors say it`ll only take between ten days and 2 months to get better. With that kind of accuracy, I can certainly start making plans to get back to SSX.

Its so annoying not being able to use my PS2 games just because of an ankle injury. With fighting games such as TTT, I always seem to kick, which would certainly not be good for my ankle. Then there`s SSX, definitely an ankle affair. The only games I can play are Starfighter and ZOE. Not bad really, as they`re both great, but its still painful getting in and out of the craft.

I have it on again!

KARRRRRRRRMMMMMMAAAAA POOOOOOOLLLLLLIIIIICCCEEEEEE

Cornelius, Cornelius, I miss you ape
I miss your toffee cape, Cornelius, you were my
favourite ape
Ive got to get back to the crazy planet
that they call the planet of the aps
and find Cornelius. Weve got to go. I want
to jam with Cornelius. My favourite ape
I miss his toffee cape. I say toffee - some
would just say tan
but I'm a sophisticated guy so I call it
toffee, not tan

Toffee is a colour of clothes
Tan is the colour
of a costume
of an actor
in a movie
called "Return to the Planet of the Apes"

I must return to the planet of the apes and
find my friend Cornelius
The time when they put me i jail - I did not
appreaciate the jail-time that I did on the
planet of the apes but I did that time
because I love Cornelius and his toffeee cape

So when I saw her standing there,
with green eyes and long blonde hair
she wasn't wearing underwear and I thought,
That she maybe the one
and maybe we'd have some
but then I discovered that she wasn't the one
And she'd never be fun
Becuase some girls try to hard

Blink 182 The Party Song

---- this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, your mum's a -----, where's my dog? Girls are such a drag

Blink 182 Dysentry Gary

Or Karma Chameleon?

Since everyone is writing lyrics -

Karma Police arrest this man he talks in maths he buzzes like a fridge hes like a detuned radio.....

KARMA POLICE arrest this girl her hitler hairdo is making me feel illand we have crashed her party.

Radiohead - Karma Police

No not that crap Karma Hotel :)