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Come on everone, lets get into the guiness book of records. Write completely random stuff here, and try to get the thread longer than 600 replies (the world record) WOOHOO LETS GO. In fact i got an i dea, lets have a word game. I write a word, and u reply with the first word which comes into your head.
1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
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his woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for
her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants
her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks,
"Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit
that he's wearing?" But she insists that it must be a blue
suit and gives him a blank check to buy one.
When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in
the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She
tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how
much it cost.
He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest
thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was
brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that
they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if
she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit.
She said that was fine with her. So I switched the heads."
her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants
her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks,
"Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit
that he's wearing?" But she insists that it must be a blue
suit and gives him a blank check to buy one.
When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in
the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She
tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how
much it cost.
He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest
thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was
brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that
they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if
she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit.
She said that was fine with her. So I switched the heads."
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of
a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all
directions, so a woman rushed to help him.
When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from
the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right
honey, I've had a course in first aid."
The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's
pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At
this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When
you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already
here."
a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all
directions, so a woman rushed to help him.
When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from
the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right
honey, I've had a course in first aid."
The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's
pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At
this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When
you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already
here."
One Sunday morning the minister was preaching about the
dangers of alcohol. To prove his point he held up 2
glasses, one had alcohol and the other had water. He
then put a live worm in each glass.
The worm in the alcohol shriveled up and died
immediately. The other one in the water glass was
swimming around and very much alive. The preacher asked
the congregation what lesson do we learn from this
demonstration.
The parish drunk replied: People who drink alcohol will
never have worms.
hehehe
dangers of alcohol. To prove his point he held up 2
glasses, one had alcohol and the other had water. He
then put a live worm in each glass.
The worm in the alcohol shriveled up and died
immediately. The other one in the water glass was
swimming around and very much alive. The preacher asked
the congregation what lesson do we learn from this
demonstration.
The parish drunk replied: People who drink alcohol will
never have worms.
hehehe
FantasyMeister wrote:
> I left school 19 years ago.
HAAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAA
> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is great! Whoever said your
> schooldays were the best days of your life was either hallucinating
> in class for 16 years or else they are now a teacher.
Is that true??? I hope so.....
> I left school 19 years ago.
HAAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAA
> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is great! Whoever said your
> schooldays were the best days of your life was either hallucinating
> in class for 16 years or else they are now a teacher.
Is that true??? I hope so.....
Bah.
Today was ok actually, science papers were easy enough. English, Drama and geography between, our drama teacher didn't turn up, english one just let us talk, but geography one made us work =/. evil person.
Today was ok actually, science papers were easy enough. English, Drama and geography between, our drama teacher didn't turn up, english one just let us talk, but geography one made us work =/. evil person.
I left school 19 years ago.
HAAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is great! Whoever said your schooldays were the best days of your life was either hallucinating in class for 16 years or else they are now a teacher.
:)
HAAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is great! Whoever said your schooldays were the best days of your life was either hallucinating in class for 16 years or else they are now a teacher.
:)
nite jess, have fun with the non-revision..
cya'll. maybe I should at least look through my science revision...maybe not.
got to go seeya later/tomorrow/whenever
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