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1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his
own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that
the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he
could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole
year, then the following year he was allowed to speak two words
(this was before the time of letter writing or sign language).
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair,
sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love. With the greatest
difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole
years so that he could look at her and say, "my darling," But,
at the end of the two years he wished to tell her that he loved
her. Because of this he waited three more years without speaking
(bringing the total number of silent years to 5).
But, at the end of these five years he realized that he had to
ask her to marry him. So, he waited ANOTHER four years without
speaking.
Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew no
bounds. Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and
romantic place in that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped
a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her
hand in his, said huskily, "My darling, I love you! Will you
marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind a dainty
ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby
lips, said, "Pardon?"
"A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate s**tarfish."
"How about some scat you little tw*t"
"Do you really think you'll survive in here, you dont seem to know whose creek your in"
"Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear how do you think I keep this lovely grin"
"Ting!"
"Now I'm really getting rather mad your like a niggly tickly sh*ty little tag nut"
"When I've knocked you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt"
"your butt"
"my butt"
"your butt"
"thats right my butt"
"err"
"my butt"
"eerr"
"My buuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttt"
(;o|