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1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
> Pop
...and that!
> Not that I could sleep if I
> tried, seeing as my torso feels like it's a blazing inferno.
That's usually the aftereffects of curry...
Not that I could sleep if I tried, seeing as my torso feels like it's a blazing inferno.
the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide
by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my
chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast
implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid
$3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting
myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going
to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear
before I pulled the trigger."