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"WORLDS LONGEST THREAD!!!!! Record attempt"

Come on everone, lets get into the guiness book of records. Write completely random stuff here, and try to get the thread longer than 600 replies (the world record) WOOHOO LETS GO. In fact i got an i dea, lets have a word game. I write a word, and u reply with the first word which comes into your head.


1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2

How long does it take to go from newbie to a regular ie what stats do you need?

I am living. Not much better than that though. I can not play games, I can barely type.

Lol

Hehehehe that's a good one Ali :-D

Im not a spy, dont work for SR (Would like to, got any jobs Tony?)
as for the rich bit, I can only wish :)

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. After a few minutes he starts dialing numbers...like a telephone...but on the back of his hand. He then flips his
hand over and starts talking into the palm of his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any
trouble from weirdos here. The guy says "You don't understand, I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the
cellular." The bartender says "Prove it!", so the guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and
carries on a brief conversation. "That's incredible" says the bartender, "I would never have believed it!" "Yeah" said the guy, "I can keep in touch with
my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?" The bartender directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in, and 5, 10, 20
minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst, given the violence in the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room. The guy is
spread-eagle against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper shoved up his butt. "Oh my God!" said the bartender. "Did the
locals rob you" Are you hurt?" The guy casually turns around and says, "No, I'm OK. I'm just waiting for a fax."

Probably delta :-D

'Lo Biggles and Dan how're ya?

AliBoy wrote:
> I guess Im a little unknown in here. I did win GAD and was quite
> shocked in here. Anything you want to know about me?

Do you work for SR? Are you a spy? Just how rich are you?

Harry tells his brother, "I'm going to England for three
weeks, and I'm leaving my cat with you. Please take real
good care of her."

A few days after he gets to England, Harry calls his brother
and say, "How's my cat?"

His brother says, "The cat's dead."

Harry says, "My God. Why did you have to be so blunt?
Couldn't you break it to me a little more gently? Like, tell
me that the cat was up on the roof, and you called the Fire
Department, and they came and put up a ladder, but just
before they got to her, she slipped and fell to the ground,
and that you rushed her to the vet, but there was nothing he
could do to save her..."

His brother says, "Whatever."

Harry says, "How's Ma?"

His brother says, "Umm...Mom's on the roof..."

hehehe :-D