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Come on everone, lets get into the guiness book of records. Write completely random stuff here, and try to get the thread longer than 600 replies (the world record) WOOHOO LETS GO. In fact i got an i dea, lets have a word game. I write a word, and u reply with the first word which comes into your head.
1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
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RastaBillySkank wrote:
> AliBoy wrote:
> Ok they were poor and i apologise now for
> something a little
> better.
Little Johnny woke up in the
> middle of the night and went
> to the bathroom. On the way back
> to bed, he passed his parents room.
> When he looked in,
> he noticed the covers bouncing. He
> called to his dad,
> "Hey Dad, what are you doing?" The dad
> answered,
> "Playing Cards". Little Johnny asked,
>
> "Whose your partner?" The dad answered, " Your
>
> mom". Little Johnny then passed by his older sister's
> room.
> Again, he noticed the covers bouncing.
He
> called to his
> sister, "Hey Sis, what are you doing?"
> The sister
> answered, "Playing Cards." Little Johnny
> asked,
> "Whose your partner?" She
answered,
> "My
> boyfriend." A little later, the Dad got up and
> went to the
> bathroom. As he passed Little Johnny's room, he
> noticed the covers
> bouncing.
He called to his son,
> "what are you
> doing?" Little Johnny answered,
> "Playing Cards." The
> Dad asked, "Really? Whose
> your partner?" Little Johnny
>
> answered, "You don't need a
> partner if you have
> a good hand!"
Lol
An old guy walks into a
> bar
> and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender,
>
> not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of
>
> ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won't be able to
> tell the
> difference. The guy downs the Scotch and says:
> "This Scotch is
> only ten years old! I
> specifically asked for forty-year
> old Scotch." Amazed,
> the bartender reaches into a locked
> cabinet underneath the bar
> and pulls out a bottle of
> twenty-year old Scotch and
> pours the man a shot. The guy drinks it
> down and says,
> "That was twenty-year old Scotch. I asked for
> forty-year
> old
Scotch." So the bartender goes into the
> back
> room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year old Scotch and
>
> pours the guy a drink. By now a small crowd
has
> gathered
> around the man and is watching anxiously as he downs
> the latest
> drink. Once again the guy states the true age of
> the Scotch and
> repeats
his original request for
> forty-year old Scotch. The
> bartender can hold off no longer
> and disappears into the cellar to
> get a bottle of prime
> forty-year old
Scotch. Soon, the
> bartender returns
> with the bottle and pours a shot. The guy downs
> the Scotch and
> says, "Now this is forty-year old Scotch!"
> The
> crowd applauds his discriminating palate. An old drunk
> who
> had been watching the proceedings with interest, raises a full
>
> shot glass of his own and
says, "Here, take a swig
> of
> this." The guy takes the glass and downs the drink in
> one
> swallow. Immediately, he chokes and spits out the liquid
> on the
> barroom floor. "My God!
> That tastes like
> pi$s," he yells. "Great
> guess," says the drunk.
> "Now, how old am
> I?"
Lol!
That is very rude RBS!
> AliBoy wrote:
> Ok they were poor and i apologise now for
> something a little
> better.
Little Johnny woke up in the
> middle of the night and went
> to the bathroom. On the way back
> to bed, he passed his parents room.
> When he looked in,
> he noticed the covers bouncing. He
> called to his dad,
> "Hey Dad, what are you doing?" The dad
> answered,
> "Playing Cards". Little Johnny asked,
>
> "Whose your partner?" The dad answered, " Your
>
> mom". Little Johnny then passed by his older sister's
> room.
> Again, he noticed the covers bouncing.
He
> called to his
> sister, "Hey Sis, what are you doing?"
> The sister
> answered, "Playing Cards." Little Johnny
> asked,
> "Whose your partner?" She
answered,
> "My
> boyfriend." A little later, the Dad got up and
> went to the
> bathroom. As he passed Little Johnny's room, he
> noticed the covers
> bouncing.
He called to his son,
> "what are you
> doing?" Little Johnny answered,
> "Playing Cards." The
> Dad asked, "Really? Whose
> your partner?" Little Johnny
>
> answered, "You don't need a
> partner if you have
> a good hand!"
Lol
An old guy walks into a
> bar
> and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender,
>
> not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of
>
> ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won't be able to
> tell the
> difference. The guy downs the Scotch and says:
> "This Scotch is
> only ten years old! I
> specifically asked for forty-year
> old Scotch." Amazed,
> the bartender reaches into a locked
> cabinet underneath the bar
> and pulls out a bottle of
> twenty-year old Scotch and
> pours the man a shot. The guy drinks it
> down and says,
> "That was twenty-year old Scotch. I asked for
> forty-year
> old
Scotch." So the bartender goes into the
> back
> room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year old Scotch and
>
> pours the guy a drink. By now a small crowd
has
> gathered
> around the man and is watching anxiously as he downs
> the latest
> drink. Once again the guy states the true age of
> the Scotch and
> repeats
his original request for
> forty-year old Scotch. The
> bartender can hold off no longer
> and disappears into the cellar to
> get a bottle of prime
> forty-year old
Scotch. Soon, the
> bartender returns
> with the bottle and pours a shot. The guy downs
> the Scotch and
> says, "Now this is forty-year old Scotch!"
> The
> crowd applauds his discriminating palate. An old drunk
> who
> had been watching the proceedings with interest, raises a full
>
> shot glass of his own and
says, "Here, take a swig
> of
> this." The guy takes the glass and downs the drink in
> one
> swallow. Immediately, he chokes and spits out the liquid
> on the
> barroom floor. "My God!
> That tastes like
> pi$s," he yells. "Great
> guess," says the drunk.
> "Now, how old am
> I?"
Lol!
That is very rude RBS!
Hello, RBS. Y'know, maybe I should read stories and jokes in more detail. I tend to miss the point.
Hello?
Cya.
ohh well its time for me to go. C-ya later.
AliBoy wrote:
> Ok they were poor and i apologise now for something a little
> better.
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went
> to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room.
> When he looked in,
he noticed the covers bouncing. He
> called to his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you doing?" The dad
> answered, "Playing Cards". Little Johnny asked,
> "Whose your partner?" The dad answered, " Your
> mom". Little Johnny then passed by his older sister's room.
> Again, he noticed the covers bouncing.
He called to his
> sister, "Hey Sis, what are you doing?" The sister
> answered, "Playing Cards." Little Johnny asked,
> "Whose your partner?" She
answered, "My
> boyfriend." A little later, the Dad got up and went to the
> bathroom. As he passed Little Johnny's room, he noticed the covers
> bouncing.
He called to his son, "what are you
> doing?" Little Johnny answered, "Playing Cards." The
> Dad asked, "Really? Whose your partner?" Little Johnny
> answered, "You don't need a
> partner if you have a good hand!"
Lol
An old guy walks into a
> bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender,
> not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of
> ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won't be able to tell the
> difference. The guy downs the Scotch and says: "This Scotch is
> only ten years old! I
specifically asked for forty-year
> old Scotch." Amazed, the bartender reaches into a locked
> cabinet underneath the bar and pulls out a bottle of
> twenty-year old Scotch and pours the man a shot. The guy drinks it
> down and says, "That was twenty-year old Scotch. I asked for
> forty-year old
Scotch." So the bartender goes into the
> back room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year old Scotch and
> pours the guy a drink. By now a small crowd
has gathered
> around the man and is watching anxiously as he downs the latest
> drink. Once again the guy states the true age of the Scotch and
> repeats
his original request for forty-year old Scotch. The
> bartender can hold off no longer and disappears into the cellar to
> get a bottle of prime forty-year old
Scotch. Soon, the
> bartender returns with the bottle and pours a shot. The guy downs
> the Scotch and says, "Now this is forty-year old Scotch!"
> The
crowd applauds his discriminating palate. An old drunk
> who had been watching the proceedings with interest, raises a full
> shot glass of his own and
says, "Here, take a swig of
> this." The guy takes the glass and downs the drink in one
> swallow. Immediately, he chokes and spits out the liquid on the
> barroom floor. "My God! That tastes like
> pi$s," he yells. "Great guess," says the drunk.
> "Now, how old am I?"
Lol!
> Ok they were poor and i apologise now for something a little
> better.
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went
> to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room.
> When he looked in,
he noticed the covers bouncing. He
> called to his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you doing?" The dad
> answered, "Playing Cards". Little Johnny asked,
> "Whose your partner?" The dad answered, " Your
> mom". Little Johnny then passed by his older sister's room.
> Again, he noticed the covers bouncing.
He called to his
> sister, "Hey Sis, what are you doing?" The sister
> answered, "Playing Cards." Little Johnny asked,
> "Whose your partner?" She
answered, "My
> boyfriend." A little later, the Dad got up and went to the
> bathroom. As he passed Little Johnny's room, he noticed the covers
> bouncing.
He called to his son, "what are you
> doing?" Little Johnny answered, "Playing Cards." The
> Dad asked, "Really? Whose your partner?" Little Johnny
> answered, "You don't need a
> partner if you have a good hand!"
Lol
An old guy walks into a
> bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender,
> not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of
> ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won't be able to tell the
> difference. The guy downs the Scotch and says: "This Scotch is
> only ten years old! I
specifically asked for forty-year
> old Scotch." Amazed, the bartender reaches into a locked
> cabinet underneath the bar and pulls out a bottle of
> twenty-year old Scotch and pours the man a shot. The guy drinks it
> down and says, "That was twenty-year old Scotch. I asked for
> forty-year old
Scotch." So the bartender goes into the
> back room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year old Scotch and
> pours the guy a drink. By now a small crowd
has gathered
> around the man and is watching anxiously as he downs the latest
> drink. Once again the guy states the true age of the Scotch and
> repeats
his original request for forty-year old Scotch. The
> bartender can hold off no longer and disappears into the cellar to
> get a bottle of prime forty-year old
Scotch. Soon, the
> bartender returns with the bottle and pours a shot. The guy downs
> the Scotch and says, "Now this is forty-year old Scotch!"
> The
crowd applauds his discriminating palate. An old drunk
> who had been watching the proceedings with interest, raises a full
> shot glass of his own and
says, "Here, take a swig of
> this." The guy takes the glass and downs the drink in one
> swallow. Immediately, he chokes and spits out the liquid on the
> barroom floor. "My God! That tastes like
> pi$s," he yells. "Great guess," says the drunk.
> "Now, how old am I?"
Lol!
Ok they were poor and i apologise now for something a little better.
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room. When he looked in,
he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you doing?" The dad answered, "Playing Cards". Little Johnny asked,
"Whose your partner?" The dad answered, " Your mom". Little Johnny then passed by his older sister's room. Again, he noticed the covers bouncing.
He called to his sister, "Hey Sis, what are you doing?" The sister answered, "Playing Cards." Little Johnny asked, "Whose your partner?" She
answered, "My boyfriend." A little later, the Dad got up and went to the bathroom. As he passed Little Johnny's room, he noticed the covers bouncing.
He called to his son, "what are you doing?" Little Johnny answered, "Playing Cards." The Dad asked, "Really? Whose your partner?" Little Johnny
answered, "You don't need a partner if you have a good hand!"
An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of
ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won't be able to tell the difference. The guy downs the Scotch and says: "This Scotch is only ten years old! I
specifically asked for forty-year old Scotch." Amazed, the bartender reaches into a locked cabinet underneath the bar and pulls out a bottle of
twenty-year old Scotch and pours the man a shot. The guy drinks it down and says, "That was twenty-year old Scotch. I asked for forty-year old
Scotch." So the bartender goes into the back room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year old Scotch and pours the guy a drink. By now a small crowd
has gathered around the man and is watching anxiously as he downs the latest drink. Once again the guy states the true age of the Scotch and repeats
his original request for forty-year old Scotch. The bartender can hold off no longer and disappears into the cellar to get a bottle of prime forty-year old
Scotch. Soon, the bartender returns with the bottle and pours a shot. The guy downs the Scotch and says, "Now this is forty-year old Scotch!" The
crowd applauds his discriminating palate. An old drunk who had been watching the proceedings with interest, raises a full shot glass of his own and
says, "Here, take a swig of this." The guy takes the glass and downs the drink in one swallow. Immediately, he chokes and spits out the liquid on the
barroom floor. "My God! That tastes like pi$s," he yells. "Great guess," says the drunk. "Now, how old am I?"
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room. When he looked in,
he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you doing?" The dad answered, "Playing Cards". Little Johnny asked,
"Whose your partner?" The dad answered, " Your mom". Little Johnny then passed by his older sister's room. Again, he noticed the covers bouncing.
He called to his sister, "Hey Sis, what are you doing?" The sister answered, "Playing Cards." Little Johnny asked, "Whose your partner?" She
answered, "My boyfriend." A little later, the Dad got up and went to the bathroom. As he passed Little Johnny's room, he noticed the covers bouncing.
He called to his son, "what are you doing?" Little Johnny answered, "Playing Cards." The Dad asked, "Really? Whose your partner?" Little Johnny
answered, "You don't need a partner if you have a good hand!"
An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of
ten-year Scotch and figures that the guy won't be able to tell the difference. The guy downs the Scotch and says: "This Scotch is only ten years old! I
specifically asked for forty-year old Scotch." Amazed, the bartender reaches into a locked cabinet underneath the bar and pulls out a bottle of
twenty-year old Scotch and pours the man a shot. The guy drinks it down and says, "That was twenty-year old Scotch. I asked for forty-year old
Scotch." So the bartender goes into the back room and brings out a bottle of thirty-year old Scotch and pours the guy a drink. By now a small crowd
has gathered around the man and is watching anxiously as he downs the latest drink. Once again the guy states the true age of the Scotch and repeats
his original request for forty-year old Scotch. The bartender can hold off no longer and disappears into the cellar to get a bottle of prime forty-year old
Scotch. Soon, the bartender returns with the bottle and pours a shot. The guy downs the Scotch and says, "Now this is forty-year old Scotch!" The
crowd applauds his discriminating palate. An old drunk who had been watching the proceedings with interest, raises a full shot glass of his own and
says, "Here, take a swig of this." The guy takes the glass and downs the drink in one swallow. Immediately, he chokes and spits out the liquid on the
barroom floor. "My God! That tastes like pi$s," he yells. "Great guess," says the drunk. "Now, how old am I?"
AliBoy wrote:
> The Funeral A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when
> she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the
> nearby
cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a
> second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second
> hearse was a solitary woman
walking
> a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single
> file.
The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She
> respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I
> am so sorry for your loss, and I know
> now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
> this. Whose funeral is it?"
> The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my
> husband."
> "What happened to him?"
> The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed
> him."
She inquired
> further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
> The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying
> to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence
> passes between the two women.
> "Can I borrow the dog?"
> "Get in line."
>
That's funny
Three gay guys are sitting in a bar. The first one farts
> and it doesn't make a sound. The second one farts and it doesn't
> make a sound. The third one
> farts and it's really loud. The other two say "Ooo, a
> virgin."
and that's sick
> The Funeral A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when
> she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the
> nearby
cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a
> second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second
> hearse was a solitary woman
walking
> a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single
> file.
The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She
> respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I
> am so sorry for your loss, and I know
> now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
> this. Whose funeral is it?"
> The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my
> husband."
> "What happened to him?"
> The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed
> him."
She inquired
> further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
> The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying
> to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence
> passes between the two women.
> "Can I borrow the dog?"
> "Get in line."
>
That's funny
Three gay guys are sitting in a bar. The first one farts
> and it doesn't make a sound. The second one farts and it doesn't
> make a sound. The third one
> farts and it's really loud. The other two say "Ooo, a
> virgin."
and that's sick
The Funeral A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman
walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know
now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
Three gay guys are sitting in a bar. The first one farts and it doesn't make a sound. The second one farts and it doesn't make a sound. The third one
farts and it's really loud. The other two say "Ooo, a virgin."
cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman
walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know
now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
Three gay guys are sitting in a bar. The first one farts and it doesn't make a sound. The second one farts and it doesn't make a sound. The third one
farts and it's really loud. The other two say "Ooo, a virgin."
Lol
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