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"WORLDS LONGEST THREAD!!!!! Record attempt"

Come on everone, lets get into the guiness book of records. Write completely random stuff here, and try to get the thread longer than 600 replies (the world record) WOOHOO LETS GO. In fact i got an i dea, lets have a word game. I write a word, and u reply with the first word which comes into your head.


1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2

hELLO AGAIN everyone, goodbye as I am off to lunch!! :-D

And one more that was originally supposed to be in the one in the newest series when they're in AR and Rimmer has just tried to remove all the scenes with him and Lister talking about the confidential files. it was taken out for some reason! can't remember what the episodes called!

Cat: Einstein? Wasn't he the dude who discovered America?

Rimmer: Einstein discovered the Theory of Relativity.

Cat: Where did he find it? Was it... fossilized in stuff?

Rimmer: The theory of relativity is...... What is the theory of relativity?

Lister: Yeah, what is it Hol?

Holly: Bit busy at the moment Dave.

Lister: Just tell us quickly.

Holly: It's a theory.

Lister: Yeah but what's it about?

Holly: Oh, you want it more complex than that do you? It's the theory of relativity. You know, it's the theory you only tell your realtives. E=MC2.

Rimmmer: What does that mean?

Holly: Well, E is energy...

Rimmer: What's MC?

Holly: Well... er.... Master of Ceremonies of course.

Lister: Mast of Ceremonies?

Rimmer: Energy = Master of Ceremonies squared???!?!?

Holly: Yeah. That's right.

Rimmer: You don't know do you?

Holly:....


:-D

and another one from polymorph:

Lister: One swift knee in the happy sacks and it'll drop like anyone else!

Your Honour wrote:
> Lol! Yeah, that is a good one.

As are these two from Red
> Dwarf:

Lister: We're out of options. We've got less choices than
> a Welsh fish and chip shop.

Then the second one:

Rimmer (I
> think): Step up to red alert!

Kryten: Are you sure sir? It does
> mean changing the bulb.


Classic!

Yeah I love those two. One of my favourites is from Polymorph:

[Lister has just woken up and has assumed a sitting position]

Lister: Well I say let's get out there and t*** it.

Lol! Yeah, that is a good one.

As are these two from Red Dwarf:

Lister: We're out of options. We've got less choices than a Welsh fish and chip shop.

Then the second one:

Rimmer (I think): Step up to red alert!

Kryten: Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb.


Classic!

"I refuse to prove I exist", says God,
"Because proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing."

"BUT!," Says man, "the Babel Fish is a dead give away, it PROVES you exist so therefore you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that." and vanishes in a puff of logic.

"That was easy" Says man and for an encore go's on to prove that black is white and gets run over on the next zebra crossing.

****

Probably my favourite HHGTTG Quote!

YH quote of the day:

M16
"AKA M16"
on 29/05/2001 at 7.01PM

Moooo

:-(

Yeah, but can't chat too much 'cos i'm at work.

:-(

Mornin', anyone around?