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1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
> Aww, how could you possible think that reading all that was a waste of
> my time :D
Did you read it all?
> My question for you is, do women say the same?
I don't, I'm very lady like :o)
But ladies, EB has a very big......;o)
Right, I'm "informed" that we met 4 weeks ago, but I think it's more like three, but I'll go a little further back then that.
I first started talking to Puddin' back when she first joined the site with her previous account about a year and a half ago. She seemed to find me funny and asked for my MSN addy. I was drunk and she said she was female, so I thought, what the hell. Anyway, I talked to her a little bit, usually while toasted, (I used to drink too much), and we got on quite well. I was just about to go off to training school and so I was only online at weekends. Just before I went I posted the now famous picture of me freezing my balls off in a swimming pool and from this picture her obsession grew.
We talked a fair bit when I came back at the weekends and swapped mobile numbers. We talked every now-and-then on the phone. She took the mick out of me for having a "posh" voice, (posh to her means that I pronounce words correctly), and I took the mick out of her Only Fools and Horses style accent.
We kept in contact throughout my training. She then got banned from this site for posting too many of those, "Boogies", threads and we sort of lost contact. She came back after a month or so and we started talking again.
Anyway, we talked a lot for the last five months on MSN, (and on the phone when she rings at 4am when drunk), and we really hit it off.
She sent me her own now very famous picture, (the one with all the cleavage, yeah, you know the one), and over time I started to like her more then just as a matey type-thing. In other words yes, I wanted to give her one...or more then one if possible.
Well in December we decided to give it a crack despite the living two hours away from each other.
We talked even more and told each other quite personal things before we'd even met. For instance, did you know it's her fantasy to....actually, best not.
We arranged to meet up a week before Christmas and went for some mutual ground. We both made our way to Epping, somewhere neither of us had ever been. Well, good old Epping, eh? What a ...um...high street that place has...
It was more then a little odd. We arrived at pretty much the same time. Just as I was driving up to the train station I saw a midget in a furry-hooded coat so I thought it must be her. My phone then beeped confirming this. I went and parked up and walked back to meet her. The first thing I really remember about meeting her was how shy she looked. She had a huge nervous grin on her face and then seemingly looked down at her feet. I took this as a bad sign to start.
We made our way to the thriving centre, (via a "I know where I'm going" shortcut of hers), and went for a little walk, which nearly killed her. I was my usual self. Very jokey and sarcastic, but she seemed a little quiet. I don't know if this was just nerves or what, but again it made me think she didn't like me in person.
We went for a coffee and this is where things seemed to pick up. Despite me having lots of cream put on her hot chocolate only to find that she hates it, but hey, I paid, she'll have what she's given.
We talked for quite a while in here and there was some typical childish flirting, so here I thought that maybe it was just nerves earlier.
We went for another drink in a pub and drove around, but because of the lack of anything to do we just talked for most of it. She seemed to stare at me quite a lot. At the time I didn't know if it was my stunning good-looks or if I had a boogey hanging, but after asking her it turned out there was no boogey.
She seemed nervous about something and took to texting her mate at one point, a certain lad that then embarressed her on this site at a later date.
Anyway, I'm going on a bit too much, so I'll try and shorten the rest.
The day drew to a close and there was the awkward goodbye moment in the car at the end. I didn't want to jump on her and rape her face, but again asking to kiss someone is just pretty lame. I went for the lame option in the end and we had a fairly big old kiss, (tongues, lads. She likes them ;D)
That was the end of that day.
After that Lil Bro on this site posted what she sent him in the text about what a good kisser I was ...
*Cracks knuckles*
...and how it made her go all tingly.
Anywho, I invited her down to stay for a while at mine before Christmas, which she did and things moved on even more....
I went down to hers for New Year. I've met her folks and she's met my Mum and all this in just six weeks!
It has flown by, but I'm a slightly different person now. I'm no longer the shy innocent flower I once was :D
Anyway...good God I've just wasted a lot of your time if you read all that.
:D