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Well these are not al made up by myself OK.
Where'd you get that?
Get what?
That stupid look on your face!
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Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."
The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"
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A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''
''But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.
''How do you think I called you people?''
'' but how the heck are you telling me this?''
Where'd you get that?
Get what?
That stupid look on your face!
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Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."
The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"
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A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''
''But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.
''How do you think I called you people?''
'' but how the heck are you telling me this?''
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Spurs are going to win the Premiership this season.
Lethal Weapon wrote:
> Q. What do you say to someone witha fat head trying to get through a
> door?
>
> A. I gotta get through
That was a joke.....right?
> Q. What do you say to someone witha fat head trying to get through a
> door?
>
> A. I gotta get through
That was a joke.....right?
Q. What do you say to someone witha fat head trying to get through a door?
A. I gotta get through
A. I gotta get through
Just selcted this one from jokes.com.
Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair.
"l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship and take you to France, but you have to screw me every time I bring you food, okay?"
She accepted, and for about three months the guy brought her food and water and then she screwed him. This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she screwed him every time he brought her food.
The captain replied, "He sure is screwing you - this is the New York Ferry."
This one is funny.
Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair.
"l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship and take you to France, but you have to screw me every time I bring you food, okay?"
She accepted, and for about three months the guy brought her food and water and then she screwed him. This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she screwed him every time he brought her food.
The captain replied, "He sure is screwing you - this is the New York Ferry."
This one is funny.
Well that's something to look forward too....
Well i have loads more and will post later, and feel free to add your own OK.
Well these are not al made up by myself OK.
Where'd you get that?
Get what?
That stupid look on your face!
------------
Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."
The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"
-----------
A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''
''But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.
''How do you think I called you people?''
'' but how the heck are you telling me this?''
Where'd you get that?
Get what?
That stupid look on your face!
------------
Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."
The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"
-----------
A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, ''I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...''
''But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'' The doctor asked.
''How do you think I called you people?''
'' but how the heck are you telling me this?''
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