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Wild things (10.00):
Pros:
Denise richards gets her kit of and looks rather fine.
Denise richards looks fit
Denise richards looks fit
Cons:
The story line isn't that great and goes crazy in places
You damage your eyesight
you get jealous of kevin bacon and the "action" is short but very sweet.
Saving private ryan (9.30):
Pros:
Damn good film
Blood, action and more gore
Bloomin well done battles
Good story line
Speilberg
Cons:
No denise Richards
No denise Richards
No denise richards
You may have seen the wednesday showing
Personally if you have seen neither I'd watch saving Private Ryan as its the better film. And just record wild things and fast forward in 40 minutes to save you the trouble of watching the rest! No Wild things isn't a bad film but saving private ryan is much better and your perverted viewing really shouldn't take priority over a darn good film.
Denise is fit though. But I wouldn't want to watch it with my Mothra, nor do I hope shes a Lesbian seagul.
*runs upstairs to find vhs cassete*
It's times like this I wish my mum was a Lezbian :D
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*scared*
*terrified*
*confused*
Heh
That has to be the strangest comment I've ever read
Wild Things is great, but you can only really watch it twice, the first time when all the twists are surprising, then the second time when it's "Aha, he's thinking *whatever* because I know *whatever* is gonna happen next" (when you know all the twists are coming up)
Any other times, and it's just for Denise Richards, though there's nothing wrong with that
> This room truly is filled with perverts who do, 'that thing you do
> with your hand' far too often for their own good. Why not just watch
> dennis pennis on paramount and then dave gormans important
> astrological experiment. Stop it!
Well how do you know our nocturnal habits. We just appreciate denise richards. any way i recommended SPR as the better choice!