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NAME:
"Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)
LOCATION:
Throughout the world
DESCRIPTION:
One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with
extra layers of skin). Color varies from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. Spit can reach distances up to 2-3 feet. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & sub-species.
SYMPTOMS:
This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal.
BEWARE:
It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen!
HABITAT:
Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.
ANTIDOTE:
Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.
WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED
TOURNIQUET:
Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.
CUTTING THE WOUND:
This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.
SUCKING THE WOUND:
This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.
SEARCHING FOR ANTI-VENOM:
1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the
reptile, with the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive, very
rigid and start spitting.
The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the
milker and the last time the snake attacked. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.
CONCLUSION:
This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not
necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.
"Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)
LOCATION:
Throughout the world
DESCRIPTION:
One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with
extra layers of skin). Color varies from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. Spit can reach distances up to 2-3 feet. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & sub-species.
SYMPTOMS:
This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal.
BEWARE:
It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen!
HABITAT:
Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.
ANTIDOTE:
Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.
WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED
TOURNIQUET:
Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.
CUTTING THE WOUND:
This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.
SUCKING THE WOUND:
This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.
SEARCHING FOR ANTI-VENOM:
1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the
reptile, with the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive, very
rigid and start spitting.
The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the
milker and the last time the snake attacked. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.
CONCLUSION:
This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not
necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.
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Darkus wrote:
> ...
i think you were wise leave that alone huh.
> ...
i think you were wise leave that alone huh.
...
Mystique wrote:
> It's been deleted.
> Probably because of the racist jokes and stuff in it.
>
> Time for bed
> Later dudes and dudettes
cool your still here and so's your post, probably cause your a girl if i done it i woulda got banned and people woulda thought i was gay LOL.
what do you mean they do?
> It's been deleted.
> Probably because of the racist jokes and stuff in it.
>
> Time for bed
> Later dudes and dudettes
cool your still here and so's your post, probably cause your a girl if i done it i woulda got banned and people woulda thought i was gay LOL.
what do you mean they do?
It's been deleted.
Probably because of the racist jokes and stuff in it.
Time for bed
Later dudes and dudettes
Probably because of the racist jokes and stuff in it.
Time for bed
Later dudes and dudettes
Is it just me or have they deleted that thread that we were all talking in last night?
Its kinda disturbing that you know that.
apparently the record "spitting distance" is 18 feet. you wonder why someone measured it!
:-D
*Looks down at reptillian pet*
*Gives it a stare as if to dare it to even contimplate attacking a male's lower abdomen.*
:D
*Looks down at reptillian pet*
*Gives it a stare as if to dare it to even contimplate attacking a male's lower abdomen.*
:D
LOL
hey myst i have the 12" version of that snake, wanna see ;)
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