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"Milking Resident Evil"

esident Evil is without doubt a major franchise, but I don't think that Capcam are doing nearly enough to milk it.

So far we've had a number of sequels, which have always changed the setting and lead characters to make each an individual experience, and they've been spaced well time wise too.

We've had the Gun Survivor games, which, basically, are like poor versions of House of the Dead.

Taking the game online is another step Capcom are taking, but it will be like the main game online.

Capcom need to milk this more. I shall help them.

Resident Evil Kart:

Race around settings from the games. Choose any playable character from the games, or one of the undead creatures. This would really help boost the image of the game, a karting sim. With zombies. The game has huge potential, when racing as a human character, moaning zombies will get in your way. You can either burst right through their fragile bodies, but risk a stray limb attacking you, or dodge them, but waste precious seconds. Similarly, when racing as a zombies Racoon City's finest STARS will try to gun you off the track. Either avoid, or try to bite a chunk out of them as you drive by. Good, wholesome, lighthearted zombie karting fun.

Resident Evil Wrestling

It's without doubt that the Resident Evil series has brought us some of the most disgusting and dangerous enemies in amy game to date, but how would they fare in the squared circle? Zombies would be fun to wrestle against, as you could pluck their arms from rotting shoulder joints, then beat them with them. Resident Evil Wrestling is the only game that lets you pile-drive a rotting zombie dog, and suplex an undead shark. What more could you want? I'll tell you what more, backstage areas, so you can body slam a licker through a pool table...

Resident Evil Party

Jelly and Ice cream, fresh brains, musical bumps and fleshy lumps, there's nothing the undead like more than a party. Join everyones favourite cast of horrific creatures in the most fun party game to date. Roll the die, try to find the hidden brains. Whoever has the most brains at the end is the winner. At the end of each turn enjoy fun and exciting mini games, like pin the head on the police officer, or the three-legged race, for mutant zombies only. It's fast, it's fun, it's downright freaky.

Dance Dance Resident Evil Remix

Shake that zombie booty baby! Complete with putrid stench dance mat, try to copy the zombies moves as they flail their arms around, chunks of dead flesh rotting off and falling to the floor as they go. Body-popping will never be the same again after you've popped out an eyeball and danced the night away. This game is exhausting, expecting to find yourself undead on your feet once you stop.

Resident Evil Xtreme

You thought dog's on roller skates was odd, wait until you've seen undead ones. All of you Resident Evil favourites are back again for a summer of fun. Partake in rollerskating, BMXing, skateboarding ans even surfing, performing tricks for extra points. The settings in the RE games would make for great courses, skateboard around the mansion, grindingdown the staricase, or BMX through the train from RE0. This isn't Resident Evil, it's Radical Evil.

See? There's way more potential in this series than Capcom are using.

Which game would you most like to see made?

Cool_Dude_2002 wrote:

> You also spelt Capcon wrong.

Meka, I can't believe you missed theb beautiful irony in this statement!


Ripping of a Zombies arm and thwacking it over the head with it's own arm would most definately sell! :-D

*ahem!*

Zombies have working breasts?


Frankly, I'm surprised that no one posted this rather obvious (though rather crappy) response quicker.

I must say i do rather belive that the notables are posting some top notch stuff recently especially after a bit of a drought in decent writing.

Smexcellent, Meka!

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> I dunno - he can't spell, and he wants to be paid for writing?
>
> :-)If I were getting paid, I'd use a spell check, and maybe read it back. ;o)

Anyway, the first one isn't a spelling mistake, when I copied it I must have missed the 'R'.

Cool_Dude_2002 wrote:
> You also spelt Capcon wrong.

You also spelt CAPCOM wrong.

Nice post Meka, seems you've started a "thing" as I've seen a few similar posts with the same idea of putting new spins on old generes.

Liked the Mario Kart one, the zombies should be able to throw their arms at you if they get desperate (well it would make me laugh, once).

How about Resident Evil: The Sims
You must build nice happy, happy, fluffy bunny Nintendo style accomodation for your zombies to keep them in a traumatic state, let their happiness fall too low and they freely prowl the area killing all your other sims (your source of money) or soemthing, maybe.

:)

I dunno - he can't spell, and he wants to be paid for writing?

:-)

Is there no end to your imagination? Or is it Malibu and Georgia who gives you ideas? :-)

Your posts seem to always entertain me. Thank you

Indeed. However, haven't those ideas already been slightly over-used in ideas for expanding a games series, Mr. Meka?

;)

Cool_Dude_2002 wrote:
> You spelt Resident wrong,
>
> You also spelt Capcon wrong.

And you have no imagination, but you don't hear me complaining.