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If Mario was English he wouldn't wear dungarees and a little cap. He'd wear a pin-striped suit and a bowler hat. He wouldn't eat mushrooms to make himself bigger, he'd drink cups of tea, and hang out with little guys with teacups for heads. When Peach was captured by Bowser he'd moan like hell, but do nothing about it.
If Mario was American he'd wear Levi's, a Nike T-shirt and a baseball cap. He'd live in the burger kingdom, feasting on burgers to grant him powers. If there was a chance that Bowser had considered capturing Peach he'd send in an army to obliterate him.
If Mario was German he'd keep the moustache, and grow his hair long at the back. He'd wear lederhosen, and play to a oompah-oompah soundtrack. He'd live in the 'wurst' kingdon, feasting on spicy sausagemeat to make him all big. In response to Peach being captured he'd create a super-race of Mario's to overthrow Bowser.
If Mario was French he'd ride around on a bike, wearing a blue and white stripey t-shirt, a beret, and onions around his neck. He'd live in the Snail kingdom, feasting on snails for power, and frogs legs to help him swim. If Bowser attacked he'd surrender.
If Mario was Jamaican he'd have dreadlocks, he'd live in the Munchies Kingdom, eating whatever was available, and he'd be too chilled to do anything when Peach get kidnapped by Bowser.
If Mario was Irish he'd dress entirely in green and live in the Potato Kingdom. If Peach was captured by Bowser he'd get challenge him to a drinking contest, Bowser couldn't handle the beer-soupiness of a pint of Guinness.
If Mario was Russian he'd dress up warmly, in grey, and live in the Vodka Kingdom, drinking himself to an assumed super-hero status. Only when Bowser captures Peach so easily would he realise that he wasn't the power he once was, so he'd go pick on Luigi.
If Mario was Argentinian he'd be a whole lot shorter, and wear blue and white. He'd attack with two-footed tackles, breaking enemy legs. He'd feast on Argentine Beef in the Beefy Kingdom, and when Bowser captured Peach he'd slot in a cheat cartridge. The Cheat Cartridge of God, no doubt.
If Mario was Scottish he'd dress in the colours of a flag that didn't yet exist. He'd live in the Haggis Kingdom, eating animals blood to gain magic powers. When faced with a battle against Bowser he'd shout "Freedom!" and pretend he won, even though he gained absolutely nothing.
If Mario was Chinese he'd wear one of those round pointy hats like Raiden, and he'd be short. He'd live in the Noodle Kingdom, gaining powers from Chow Mein. When Bowser takes Peach he'd overwhelm him with his superior population.
If Mario was Indian he'd wear a turbon, hiding his super long hair. He could unwrap his turbon and turn it into a cape, for flying purposes. He live in the Curry Kindom, with Vindaloo bringing the power of fire. When rescuing Peach from Bowser he'd use his amazing powers of yoga, like Dhalsim from Street Fighter 2.
If Mario was Brazilian he'd wear yellow and blue, and have incredibly bad teeth. He'd live in a football stadium and EAT MY GOAL for his powers. He'd sort out Bowser with his superior ball control.
If Mario was Japanese he'd be much shorter, and wear a komodo. He'd live in the Sushi Kingdom with little raw fish people. He'd go on a kamikaze mission to save Peach if she were captured by Bowser.
If Mario was American he'd wear Levi's, a Nike T-shirt and a baseball cap. He'd live in the burger kingdom, feasting on burgers to grant him powers. If there was a chance that Bowser had considered capturing Peach he'd send in an army to obliterate him.
If Mario was German he'd keep the moustache, and grow his hair long at the back. He'd wear lederhosen, and play to a oompah-oompah soundtrack. He'd live in the 'wurst' kingdon, feasting on spicy sausagemeat to make him all big. In response to Peach being captured he'd create a super-race of Mario's to overthrow Bowser.
If Mario was French he'd ride around on a bike, wearing a blue and white stripey t-shirt, a beret, and onions around his neck. He'd live in the Snail kingdom, feasting on snails for power, and frogs legs to help him swim. If Bowser attacked he'd surrender.
If Mario was Jamaican he'd have dreadlocks, he'd live in the Munchies Kingdom, eating whatever was available, and he'd be too chilled to do anything when Peach get kidnapped by Bowser.
If Mario was Irish he'd dress entirely in green and live in the Potato Kingdom. If Peach was captured by Bowser he'd get challenge him to a drinking contest, Bowser couldn't handle the beer-soupiness of a pint of Guinness.
If Mario was Russian he'd dress up warmly, in grey, and live in the Vodka Kingdom, drinking himself to an assumed super-hero status. Only when Bowser captures Peach so easily would he realise that he wasn't the power he once was, so he'd go pick on Luigi.
If Mario was Argentinian he'd be a whole lot shorter, and wear blue and white. He'd attack with two-footed tackles, breaking enemy legs. He'd feast on Argentine Beef in the Beefy Kingdom, and when Bowser captured Peach he'd slot in a cheat cartridge. The Cheat Cartridge of God, no doubt.
If Mario was Scottish he'd dress in the colours of a flag that didn't yet exist. He'd live in the Haggis Kingdom, eating animals blood to gain magic powers. When faced with a battle against Bowser he'd shout "Freedom!" and pretend he won, even though he gained absolutely nothing.
If Mario was Chinese he'd wear one of those round pointy hats like Raiden, and he'd be short. He'd live in the Noodle Kingdom, gaining powers from Chow Mein. When Bowser takes Peach he'd overwhelm him with his superior population.
If Mario was Indian he'd wear a turbon, hiding his super long hair. He could unwrap his turbon and turn it into a cape, for flying purposes. He live in the Curry Kindom, with Vindaloo bringing the power of fire. When rescuing Peach from Bowser he'd use his amazing powers of yoga, like Dhalsim from Street Fighter 2.
If Mario was Brazilian he'd wear yellow and blue, and have incredibly bad teeth. He'd live in a football stadium and EAT MY GOAL for his powers. He'd sort out Bowser with his superior ball control.
If Mario was Japanese he'd be much shorter, and wear a komodo. He'd live in the Sushi Kingdom with little raw fish people. He'd go on a kamikaze mission to save Peach if she were captured by Bowser.
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if mario was italian he'd wear red dungerees, and if peach was captured by bowser he's go on a quest through grass plains, tubes and castes jumping on peoples heads to kill them...doesn't really make sense now i think about it...
If Mario was Welsh he'd ride sheep instead of Yoshi, he'd defeat Bowser by talking the biggest pile of crap known to man in order to confuse and defeat him.
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