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"Hitman 2"

Are you excited about this game? I am, are you? Well, are you? I am. I saw a video of the PS2 version on some DVD or other, and was very impressed, it looks like it does the steath thing properly, whizzing on Solid Snake's head while it does it.

I am excited about this game. Please respond. I are near breakdown.

Bah. You just wait 'till Duality is released. Not only does it take a whizz on MGS2 Substance, but it goes for a Number 2 while it's at it.

I think it looks good. But I have the original. And i wasn't great. But if they iron out the flaws and make it more like Mafia.

THIS GAME LOOKS THE BEES NEES!!

I cant wait i have read every review and it makes me giddy at knees like a 10 year old school girl. The stealth looks great. Snuggly what format are you getting it on?

I think it looks very good. I like the way the bodies, once shot, react to whatever scenery they may come across i.e. fall of roof, over barrier, down stairs, through window etc.

I thought the demo was pretty poo too.

I tried about 20 times to do the stealth thing, I tried to dress up as a postman, I tried to dress up as a delivery boy. Each time, on easy mode no less, the baggers found the body within about 10 seconds and started firing at me. Even when I killed the guard who kept finding my damn bodies, someone else would come and find them.

So I thought screw this for game of soldiers and while dressed as a delivery boy (how many delivery boys have you seen that look like Richard O'Brien?) I took out my hardballers and killed everything that moved.

It worked.
I killed the mafia boss
I killed his maid
I killed his cook (but she came at me with a knife)
I killed his body guards
And I think I got his son too.

And it was too easy.

So I was pretty disappointed with the demo.
But I'm going to try stealthing it again.

A Kojak lookalike assassinating important people - sounds good to me.

I liked 'Hitman' even though it didn't work very well on my computer.

I hope they have got some more crap Chinese voice-over guys for the second one.

hitman was good, but seriously flawed. If hitman 2 has improved and removed most of the problems from the firdt this could be one of the games of the year.

Never played the original then played the demo for the 2nd one.

I thought it sucked donkey.
Really.
Probably just an beta-build but his garot-wire gave him massive adamantium claws, which would be cool but he just spakked around and got shot lots.

Stupid bald man.
Mafia is better. And not so camp

This was a clever post to get people talking again, wasn't it Mr. Snuggly. WASN'T IT!