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I wrote:
>Because of all the rumours going around, Pokémon character Jigglypuff >just decided to buy up the console industry. Saving up all his hard >earned cash working as a Pokémon, going to kids birthdays and fulfilling >his dream of becoming a waiter, he splashed out big on the industry.
>He plans to drop the PS" and XBox immediately, and will start work on a >Jiggly Cube, a console which will be very powerful. It will be pink, and >will play every existing videogame.
>Jigglypuff also decided to include a button on the console which will >play his song when pressed.
>Jigglypuff is now the only gaming character. Expect him to star in the >next Halo, GTA Vice City, as well as Super Jigglypuff Sunshine and a >handful of unconfirmed titles.
>More on this soon.
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It has just been announced that Jigglypuff has recently brought the console market, paying Nintendo 700 Million, Sony 500 million and he bought XBox for what was described as 'loose change'.
He unveiled the Jiggly Cube. It is an exact take on the Gamecube, yet only comes in Pink. The controllers are the same as GC's also, but Pink and with a white strip over where 'Gamecube' would be written. As well as playing games, the console comes with the rumoured button, which plays the Jigglypuff theme tune. Perfect for humming along to, getting the baby to sleep or adjust the volume and boogie all night! The discs will be the usual size, although XBox, PS2 and GC games are all compatible.
Jigglypuff has included a DVD, and released his own DVD's. The DVD player only works after you watch these film's entitled 'Jigglypuff learns not to cross the road without mummy', 'Jigglypuff learns not to poke the Hungry Dragon with sticks', 'Jigglypuff learns to steer clear of the world of organised crime' and 'Jiggly: XXX'.
It can also play CD's, although Jigglypuff was keen to make it so that the machine played the Jiggly song in the background. Quite how well modern music will sound duo-ing with the Jiggly song we will never know.
The games are the most important things, and Jiggly is set to appear in the following games:
Super Jigglypuff Sunshine: A take on the upcoming Mario game, although Mario will be replaced by the pink ball. He comes with the water machine thing, but can also bounce on people and roll around.
Super Smash Bros: Jigglypuff Vs the World: A new take on Super Smash Bros, although this time you can only play as Jigglypuff.
Pikminypuff: This time you play as Jigglypuff and must guide the Pikminypuff's around, trying to find pieces for a jigsaw that will make a huge picture of Jigglypuff.
Perfect Dark Jigglo: Rare were not happy when Jigglypuff demanded to be the star of the upcoming Perfect Dark game. They felt that a huge pink ball was not the right material for their main character. However, Jiggly got his way and will now be the main star.
Halo 2: Again, the developers of said game were not happy with Jiggypuff's demands, but he will now star as the main character. He will be in the costume of the first game, but will wear no helmet.
Metal Gear Solid: Sons Of Mother Jigglypuff: Konami, being the Japanese nutters that they are, welcomed Jigglypuff with open arms. The fact that they were at gunpoint is not relevant, says Jiggly. Solid Jiggly will star along side Jigglyen, Revolver Jiggly, Vampypuff, and many more.
GTA: Vice City: Rockstar did not like the thought of players controlling a mean, keen, Jiggly machine. You play as Jigglypuff and must rise to the top of the gangland world.
Legend of Jiggly: Jigglypuff will appear in cel-shaded form for this new Zelda-esque adventure. Details on this at the moment are sparse.
Silent Hill: Evil Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff explores Silent Hill, trying to put an end to Evil Jigglypuff once and for all in this unsettling survival horror. Again, very little details have been announced.
Super Jigglypuff Kart: You control Jigglypuff and must ride around a lot of tracks, trying to win the title of 'King Jiggly'. Among the other characters are Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, as well as many more.
Also mentioned were:
Jigglpuff Under Fire
Commandos: Jiggly's of courage
Turok Jigglylution
StuntJiggly
Jiggly Race Driver.
There are also a selection of un-confirmed titles.
The Jiggly Cube will launch in exactly one weeks time, and XBox's, GC's and PS2's are to be taken out of shops and homes. The Cube will cost 500 pounds, but Jiggly states very convingly that "You have no choice".
The future of gaming lies in the hands of a big pink talking ball. One thing is for sure, whatever you do you are going to have THE console of the times.
>Because of all the rumours going around, Pokémon character Jigglypuff >just decided to buy up the console industry. Saving up all his hard >earned cash working as a Pokémon, going to kids birthdays and fulfilling >his dream of becoming a waiter, he splashed out big on the industry.
>He plans to drop the PS" and XBox immediately, and will start work on a >Jiggly Cube, a console which will be very powerful. It will be pink, and >will play every existing videogame.
>Jigglypuff also decided to include a button on the console which will >play his song when pressed.
>Jigglypuff is now the only gaming character. Expect him to star in the >next Halo, GTA Vice City, as well as Super Jigglypuff Sunshine and a >handful of unconfirmed titles.
_________
It has just been announced that Jigglypuff has recently brought the console market, paying Nintendo 700 Million, Sony 500 million and he bought XBox for what was described as 'loose change'.
He unveiled the Jiggly Cube. It is an exact take on the Gamecube, yet only comes in Pink. The controllers are the same as GC's also, but Pink and with a white strip over where 'Gamecube' would be written. As well as playing games, the console comes with the rumoured button, which plays the Jigglypuff theme tune. Perfect for humming along to, getting the baby to sleep or adjust the volume and boogie all night! The discs will be the usual size, although XBox, PS2 and GC games are all compatible.
Jigglypuff has included a DVD, and released his own DVD's. The DVD player only works after you watch these film's entitled 'Jigglypuff learns not to cross the road without mummy', 'Jigglypuff learns not to poke the Hungry Dragon with sticks', 'Jigglypuff learns to steer clear of the world of organised crime' and 'Jiggly: XXX'.
It can also play CD's, although Jigglypuff was keen to make it so that the machine played the Jiggly song in the background. Quite how well modern music will sound duo-ing with the Jiggly song we will never know.
The games are the most important things, and Jiggly is set to appear in the following games:
Super Jigglypuff Sunshine: A take on the upcoming Mario game, although Mario will be replaced by the pink ball. He comes with the water machine thing, but can also bounce on people and roll around.
Super Smash Bros: Jigglypuff Vs the World: A new take on Super Smash Bros, although this time you can only play as Jigglypuff.
Pikminypuff: This time you play as Jigglypuff and must guide the Pikminypuff's around, trying to find pieces for a jigsaw that will make a huge picture of Jigglypuff.
Perfect Dark Jigglo: Rare were not happy when Jigglypuff demanded to be the star of the upcoming Perfect Dark game. They felt that a huge pink ball was not the right material for their main character. However, Jiggly got his way and will now be the main star.
Halo 2: Again, the developers of said game were not happy with Jiggypuff's demands, but he will now star as the main character. He will be in the costume of the first game, but will wear no helmet.
Metal Gear Solid: Sons Of Mother Jigglypuff: Konami, being the Japanese nutters that they are, welcomed Jigglypuff with open arms. The fact that they were at gunpoint is not relevant, says Jiggly. Solid Jiggly will star along side Jigglyen, Revolver Jiggly, Vampypuff, and many more.
GTA: Vice City: Rockstar did not like the thought of players controlling a mean, keen, Jiggly machine. You play as Jigglypuff and must rise to the top of the gangland world.
Legend of Jiggly: Jigglypuff will appear in cel-shaded form for this new Zelda-esque adventure. Details on this at the moment are sparse.
Silent Hill: Evil Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff explores Silent Hill, trying to put an end to Evil Jigglypuff once and for all in this unsettling survival horror. Again, very little details have been announced.
Super Jigglypuff Kart: You control Jigglypuff and must ride around a lot of tracks, trying to win the title of 'King Jiggly'. Among the other characters are Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, as well as many more.
Also mentioned were:
Jigglpuff Under Fire
Commandos: Jiggly's of courage
Turok Jigglylution
StuntJiggly
Jiggly Race Driver.
There are also a selection of un-confirmed titles.
The Jiggly Cube will launch in exactly one weeks time, and XBox's, GC's and PS2's are to be taken out of shops and homes. The Cube will cost 500 pounds, but Jiggly states very convingly that "You have no choice".
The future of gaming lies in the hands of a big pink talking ball. One thing is for sure, whatever you do you are going to have THE console of the times.
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X Box for loose change indeed. ;)
Nice post but where or where is Jiggly Kart ;)
Nice post but where or where is Jiggly Kart ;)
It's going to be Pokemon Pink, like pokemon yellow, but he takes the main role. just give me your permission...
That's original for a console based on a Pokémon..
I've got dibs on a Pokemon Rip-Off!
..? Sure?
hey, can i produce a game for it? PLEASE!
I wrote:
>Because of all the rumours going around, Pokémon character Jigglypuff >just decided to buy up the console industry. Saving up all his hard >earned cash working as a Pokémon, going to kids birthdays and fulfilling >his dream of becoming a waiter, he splashed out big on the industry.
>He plans to drop the PS" and XBox immediately, and will start work on a >Jiggly Cube, a console which will be very powerful. It will be pink, and >will play every existing videogame.
>Jigglypuff also decided to include a button on the console which will >play his song when pressed.
>Jigglypuff is now the only gaming character. Expect him to star in the >next Halo, GTA Vice City, as well as Super Jigglypuff Sunshine and a >handful of unconfirmed titles.
>More on this soon.
_________
It has just been announced that Jigglypuff has recently brought the console market, paying Nintendo 700 Million, Sony 500 million and he bought XBox for what was described as 'loose change'.
He unveiled the Jiggly Cube. It is an exact take on the Gamecube, yet only comes in Pink. The controllers are the same as GC's also, but Pink and with a white strip over where 'Gamecube' would be written. As well as playing games, the console comes with the rumoured button, which plays the Jigglypuff theme tune. Perfect for humming along to, getting the baby to sleep or adjust the volume and boogie all night! The discs will be the usual size, although XBox, PS2 and GC games are all compatible.
Jigglypuff has included a DVD, and released his own DVD's. The DVD player only works after you watch these film's entitled 'Jigglypuff learns not to cross the road without mummy', 'Jigglypuff learns not to poke the Hungry Dragon with sticks', 'Jigglypuff learns to steer clear of the world of organised crime' and 'Jiggly: XXX'.
It can also play CD's, although Jigglypuff was keen to make it so that the machine played the Jiggly song in the background. Quite how well modern music will sound duo-ing with the Jiggly song we will never know.
The games are the most important things, and Jiggly is set to appear in the following games:
Super Jigglypuff Sunshine: A take on the upcoming Mario game, although Mario will be replaced by the pink ball. He comes with the water machine thing, but can also bounce on people and roll around.
Super Smash Bros: Jigglypuff Vs the World: A new take on Super Smash Bros, although this time you can only play as Jigglypuff.
Pikminypuff: This time you play as Jigglypuff and must guide the Pikminypuff's around, trying to find pieces for a jigsaw that will make a huge picture of Jigglypuff.
Perfect Dark Jigglo: Rare were not happy when Jigglypuff demanded to be the star of the upcoming Perfect Dark game. They felt that a huge pink ball was not the right material for their main character. However, Jiggly got his way and will now be the main star.
Halo 2: Again, the developers of said game were not happy with Jiggypuff's demands, but he will now star as the main character. He will be in the costume of the first game, but will wear no helmet.
Metal Gear Solid: Sons Of Mother Jigglypuff: Konami, being the Japanese nutters that they are, welcomed Jigglypuff with open arms. The fact that they were at gunpoint is not relevant, says Jiggly. Solid Jiggly will star along side Jigglyen, Revolver Jiggly, Vampypuff, and many more.
GTA: Vice City: Rockstar did not like the thought of players controlling a mean, keen, Jiggly machine. You play as Jigglypuff and must rise to the top of the gangland world.
Legend of Jiggly: Jigglypuff will appear in cel-shaded form for this new Zelda-esque adventure. Details on this at the moment are sparse.
Silent Hill: Evil Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff explores Silent Hill, trying to put an end to Evil Jigglypuff once and for all in this unsettling survival horror. Again, very little details have been announced.
Super Jigglypuff Kart: You control Jigglypuff and must ride around a lot of tracks, trying to win the title of 'King Jiggly'. Among the other characters are Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, as well as many more.
Also mentioned were:
Jigglpuff Under Fire
Commandos: Jiggly's of courage
Turok Jigglylution
StuntJiggly
Jiggly Race Driver.
There are also a selection of un-confirmed titles.
The Jiggly Cube will launch in exactly one weeks time, and XBox's, GC's and PS2's are to be taken out of shops and homes. The Cube will cost 500 pounds, but Jiggly states very convingly that "You have no choice".
The future of gaming lies in the hands of a big pink talking ball. One thing is for sure, whatever you do you are going to have THE console of the times.
>Because of all the rumours going around, Pokémon character Jigglypuff >just decided to buy up the console industry. Saving up all his hard >earned cash working as a Pokémon, going to kids birthdays and fulfilling >his dream of becoming a waiter, he splashed out big on the industry.
>He plans to drop the PS" and XBox immediately, and will start work on a >Jiggly Cube, a console which will be very powerful. It will be pink, and >will play every existing videogame.
>Jigglypuff also decided to include a button on the console which will >play his song when pressed.
>Jigglypuff is now the only gaming character. Expect him to star in the >next Halo, GTA Vice City, as well as Super Jigglypuff Sunshine and a >handful of unconfirmed titles.
_________
It has just been announced that Jigglypuff has recently brought the console market, paying Nintendo 700 Million, Sony 500 million and he bought XBox for what was described as 'loose change'.
He unveiled the Jiggly Cube. It is an exact take on the Gamecube, yet only comes in Pink. The controllers are the same as GC's also, but Pink and with a white strip over where 'Gamecube' would be written. As well as playing games, the console comes with the rumoured button, which plays the Jigglypuff theme tune. Perfect for humming along to, getting the baby to sleep or adjust the volume and boogie all night! The discs will be the usual size, although XBox, PS2 and GC games are all compatible.
Jigglypuff has included a DVD, and released his own DVD's. The DVD player only works after you watch these film's entitled 'Jigglypuff learns not to cross the road without mummy', 'Jigglypuff learns not to poke the Hungry Dragon with sticks', 'Jigglypuff learns to steer clear of the world of organised crime' and 'Jiggly: XXX'.
It can also play CD's, although Jigglypuff was keen to make it so that the machine played the Jiggly song in the background. Quite how well modern music will sound duo-ing with the Jiggly song we will never know.
The games are the most important things, and Jiggly is set to appear in the following games:
Super Jigglypuff Sunshine: A take on the upcoming Mario game, although Mario will be replaced by the pink ball. He comes with the water machine thing, but can also bounce on people and roll around.
Super Smash Bros: Jigglypuff Vs the World: A new take on Super Smash Bros, although this time you can only play as Jigglypuff.
Pikminypuff: This time you play as Jigglypuff and must guide the Pikminypuff's around, trying to find pieces for a jigsaw that will make a huge picture of Jigglypuff.
Perfect Dark Jigglo: Rare were not happy when Jigglypuff demanded to be the star of the upcoming Perfect Dark game. They felt that a huge pink ball was not the right material for their main character. However, Jiggly got his way and will now be the main star.
Halo 2: Again, the developers of said game were not happy with Jiggypuff's demands, but he will now star as the main character. He will be in the costume of the first game, but will wear no helmet.
Metal Gear Solid: Sons Of Mother Jigglypuff: Konami, being the Japanese nutters that they are, welcomed Jigglypuff with open arms. The fact that they were at gunpoint is not relevant, says Jiggly. Solid Jiggly will star along side Jigglyen, Revolver Jiggly, Vampypuff, and many more.
GTA: Vice City: Rockstar did not like the thought of players controlling a mean, keen, Jiggly machine. You play as Jigglypuff and must rise to the top of the gangland world.
Legend of Jiggly: Jigglypuff will appear in cel-shaded form for this new Zelda-esque adventure. Details on this at the moment are sparse.
Silent Hill: Evil Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff explores Silent Hill, trying to put an end to Evil Jigglypuff once and for all in this unsettling survival horror. Again, very little details have been announced.
Super Jigglypuff Kart: You control Jigglypuff and must ride around a lot of tracks, trying to win the title of 'King Jiggly'. Among the other characters are Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, as well as many more.
Also mentioned were:
Jigglpuff Under Fire
Commandos: Jiggly's of courage
Turok Jigglylution
StuntJiggly
Jiggly Race Driver.
There are also a selection of un-confirmed titles.
The Jiggly Cube will launch in exactly one weeks time, and XBox's, GC's and PS2's are to be taken out of shops and homes. The Cube will cost 500 pounds, but Jiggly states very convingly that "You have no choice".
The future of gaming lies in the hands of a big pink talking ball. One thing is for sure, whatever you do you are going to have THE console of the times.
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