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As is obvious, I'm writing a new spoof. I'm not gonna give anything away. Let's just say I need the following:
10 jury members;
1 bayliff;
2 prosecution lawyers;
2 defense lawyers;
3 witnesses; and
A select number of rowdy court audience members.
This should be fun. Mwah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa... ah-ahem.
10 jury members;
1 bayliff;
2 prosecution lawyers;
2 defense lawyers;
3 witnesses; and
A select number of rowdy court audience members.
This should be fun. Mwah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa... ah-ahem.
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Can I be Judge?
Stick me in somewhere if possible.
I'll be something. Good.
Can I be an extra? I've always wanted to be one.
Come to think of it, I can just fill up the spaces on the jury's bench with "extras". He he he...
Here's how the rest line up...
Jury Members:
1. DW - Head jury member. Seems as if he needs to be elsewhere.
2. Time_Warp - Is seriously obsessed about wanting to read the verdict out.
3 to 10 - Nameless extras...
Bayliff - ½pint - Does nothing... a lot!
Prosecution Lawyer 1 - Ashley - Uses a lot of malapropisms (words unintentionally mis-used).
Prosecution Lawyer 2 - Cubist - Argues points to the bitter end, even when utterly wrong.
Defense Lawyer 1 - AfroJoe - World record holder for the biggest afro. A bit of a stoner.
Defense Lawyer 2 - Fosbe - Good lawyer. Although, undertaking anger management classes.
Witnesses:
1. Badgerman - Called upon by the prosecution. Bribed to lie.
2. Microchips - Scared to testify for the defense. I wonder why. =oP
3. Ultima Weapon - Does road works for the council. Witness for the prosecution.
Rowdy Audience Members:
1. MoJoJojo - Anxious personality, maybe even paranoid. Reasons unknown.
2. Stryke - The bounty hunter type. Little else is known about this one.
3. Nintendoid - Biased. Fancies Cubist and, therefore, will not listen to reason.
The spoof will be ready later today (hopefully).
Here's how the rest line up...
Jury Members:
1. DW - Head jury member. Seems as if he needs to be elsewhere.
2. Time_Warp - Is seriously obsessed about wanting to read the verdict out.
3 to 10 - Nameless extras...
Bayliff - ½pint - Does nothing... a lot!
Prosecution Lawyer 1 - Ashley - Uses a lot of malapropisms (words unintentionally mis-used).
Prosecution Lawyer 2 - Cubist - Argues points to the bitter end, even when utterly wrong.
Defense Lawyer 1 - AfroJoe - World record holder for the biggest afro. A bit of a stoner.
Defense Lawyer 2 - Fosbe - Good lawyer. Although, undertaking anger management classes.
Witnesses:
1. Badgerman - Called upon by the prosecution. Bribed to lie.
2. Microchips - Scared to testify for the defense. I wonder why. =oP
3. Ultima Weapon - Does road works for the council. Witness for the prosecution.
Rowdy Audience Members:
1. MoJoJojo - Anxious personality, maybe even paranoid. Reasons unknown.
2. Stryke - The bounty hunter type. Little else is known about this one.
3. Nintendoid - Biased. Fancies Cubist and, therefore, will not listen to reason.
The spoof will be ready later today (hopefully).
Ill be a rowdy audiance member if i can plz
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