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Proffesional Yo-Yo-ist
Embalmer
Millionaire
Snake Charmer
Vampire
Billionaire
B-Movie Mogul
Monster Truck Racer
Water-Slide Guinea Pig
Tight-Rope walker
UFO Pilot
Proffesional Karaoke singer
Cliff Diver
Lion Tamer
Blackjack Dealer
Warlock
Skateboard Champion
Mad Scientist
Tattoo artist
Secret Agent
Miniature Golf Pro
Cat Burglar
Video Game tester
Trillionaire
> Ice-Cream Taster
>
> low pay, low satisfaction
>
> Proffesional Yo-Yo-ist
>
> low pay, low satisfaction, professional ridicule
>
> Embalmer
>
> ignoring this one
>
> Millionaire
>
> yes, grow up and get employed as a millionaire. happens everyday.
>
> Snake Charmer
>
> low pay, high danger
>
> Vampire
>
> you're dead, you can't sunbathe on holiday, and anyone who knows your
> profession wants you dead.
>
> Billionaire
>
> see "Millionaire"
>
> B-Movie Mogul
>
> the day of the B-Movie is long gone, so such a position is likely more
> accurately described as unemployed, or as they say in USA
> "actor"
> Monster Truck Racer
>
> professional ridicule, and high liklihood of court appearances
>
> Water-Slide Guinea Pig
>
> low pay, low satisfaction long term, professional ridicule and health
> risks
>
> Tight-Rope walker
>
> professional dead-end, waning industry prospects, and very low pay
>
> UFO Pilot
>
> no comment
>
> Proffesional Karaoke singer
>
> low pay, increasingly tiny industry prospects
>
> Cliff Diver
>
> no pay, high danger
>
> Lion Tamer
>
> see "tight rope walker"
>
> Blackjack Dealer
>
> low pay, no satisfaction, danger of physical assaults
>
> Warlock
>
> no comment
>
> Skateboard Champion
>
> doomed only to be respected by idiot kids wearing immensely baggy
> jeans and Korn t-shirts
>
> Mad Scientist
>
> lack of job prospects. no-one will employ a mad scientist, except for
> aesthetic purposes
>
> Tattoo artist
>
> low pay, boring
>
> Secret Agent
>
> no life, risk of death
>
> Miniature Golf Pro
>
> professional ridicule
>
> Cat Burglar
>
> risk of arrest, low pay, professional ridicule
>
> Video Game tester
>
> INCREDIBLY BORING!
> seriously, it is
>
> Trillionaire
>
> see "millionaire"
If you want bad jobs then I have got 25 for you right here.
Streetmime
Liposuctionist
Wigmaker
Galley Slave
Political Prisoner
Radioactive waste collector
Envelope Licker
Scullery Maid
Balloon animal artist
Romance Novelist
Infomercial Host/Hostess
Lard Packer
Bowling Pin Setter
Human sacrafice
Dog Food Cook
Septic Tank repairman
Fat man in a circus sideshow
Leech Farmer
Lipstick Tester
Janitor at an adult movie theater
Republican
Talk-show hos's wimpy sidekick
Wart specialist
A clone of your parents!
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low pay, low satisfaction
> Proffesional Yo-Yo-ist
low pay, low satisfaction, professional ridicule
> Embalmer
ignoring this one
> Millionaire
yes, grow up and get employed as a millionaire. happens everyday.
> Snake Charmer
low pay, high danger
> Vampire
you're dead, you can't sunbathe on holiday, and anyone who knows your profession wants you dead.
> Billionaire
see "Millionaire"
> B-Movie Mogul
the day of the B-Movie is long gone, so such a position is likely more accurately described as unemployed, or as they say in USA "actor"
> Monster Truck Racer
professional ridicule, and high liklihood of court appearances
> Water-Slide Guinea Pig
low pay, low satisfaction long term, professional ridicule and health risks
> Tight-Rope walker
professional dead-end, waning industry prospects, and very low pay
> UFO Pilot
no comment
> Proffesional Karaoke singer
low pay, increasingly tiny industry prospects
> Cliff Diver
no pay, high danger
> Lion Tamer
see "tight rope walker"
> Blackjack Dealer
low pay, no satisfaction, danger of physical assaults
> Warlock
no comment
> Skateboard Champion
doomed only to be respected by idiot kids wearing immensely baggy jeans and Korn t-shirts
> Mad Scientist
lack of job prospects. no-one will employ a mad scientist, except for aesthetic purposes
> Tattoo artist
low pay, boring
> Secret Agent
no life, risk of death
> Miniature Golf Pro
professional ridicule
> Cat Burglar
risk of arrest, low pay, professional ridicule
> Video Game tester
INCREDIBLY BORING!
seriously, it is
> Trillionaire
see "millionaire"
Proffesional Yo-Yo-ist
Embalmer
Millionaire
Snake Charmer
Vampire
Billionaire
B-Movie Mogul
Monster Truck Racer
Water-Slide Guinea Pig
Tight-Rope walker
UFO Pilot
Proffesional Karaoke singer
Cliff Diver
Lion Tamer
Blackjack Dealer
Warlock
Skateboard Champion
Mad Scientist
Tattoo artist
Secret Agent
Miniature Golf Pro
Cat Burglar
Video Game tester
Trillionaire