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"Complete with jetlag"

Yeah, so...I'm back. Twas cool, I drank free beer and scuba dvied and met fit 19 year old Oxford med student and insulted a German kid before he told me he was bilingual and they even showed a Guy Pearce film on the plane. So it turned out alright really.

Already looked back at notable election. YH being a tool as per usual, Goatboy saying I'm a pale imitation of him. If you want one of those, remove monkey bloke from your anus. And Edgy won. Fair nuff then. What was wrong with Happy or Mystique, people? Or me, for that matter. But I did stuff on holiday, so go me.

Now I'm tired. I will write a better post tommorrow, full of details about said Oxford med student and the attempted decking of me by German kid. Oh, and I got sat next to this tramp bloke on the plane with an Austin 3:16 T-Shirt. He was smaller than me, so I told him wrestling was crap and he had a sulk. He didn't even watch the Guy Pearce film. Damn pikey wrestling ape. He didn't wake me up for complimentary drinks either. I'll get my own back someday.

The film was Time Machine, by the way. Guy Pearce pulls Sam Mumba and then gets on his Neighbours motorcycle and time travels back to 1950s and solves the Nite Owl case. Not really. He killed Jeremy Irons though, so thats fair enough. I wouldn't mind killing Jeremy Irons.

Words fail me.

Nah, I have some. Sod off and don't quote entire messages, you radgie.

See, I used radgie.

Stryke wrote:
> Yeah, so...I'm back. Twas cool, I drank free beer and

Were did you go anyway

Yeah yeah. You love being arrogant really. Everyone does.

Ah, I just remembered that since Stryke's back, I can stop acting as the Stryke of the forums. Finally!

Sorry to anyone I offended whilst Stryke was away. I was just filling his boots

I'd buy him for £15.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Alright bawbag

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Quiet you.

Funny, I was in Germany for 10 days, and the closest I came to getting into a fight with one was when they asked me how many goals Shearer had scored (after his record £15 transfer to Newcastle, when he wasn't doing too well) and when I walked in on a drug deal in some public toilets

Alright bawbag

Never mock a Guy Pearce film.

Unless it's Priscilla. But even then, only a moderate amount of mocking. It does have Agent Smith in as well.

The updated Time Machine stinks, the original rules.

Welcome back by the way...

:D