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"Morons"

The lowest form of moronic behaviour is those idiots who shout at you when they drive past you in their car. You'll just be walking home, and some car will come zooming past you with some pre-pubescent burger-flipping monkey hanging out the window, shouting things like 'Oi Oi', or 'Wahheeey'. Genius, what an incredible insult, how can I ever continue living my life? I just picture them being all like Mayor Quimby in the back of his limo, after honking at a pretty lady: "I couldn't be happier with the way that went."

The best thing is when they drive past and yell at you, and then have to stop at traffic lights just up the road. Walk past the car and keep eye contact on the driver at all times, it's funny as hell. Or just give them the finger like I did.

Hey ho, off to bed. [Expect a banning spree like no other tomorrow morning, Ali's not in the best of moods.]

mikelar wrote:
> The most annoying morons are those who sit in the street waiting to be
> old enough to be eligible for dole. You walk past and they shout
> pointless comments....whats the point??
>
> I worked out a brilliant scheme for when I become president of the
> world; get everybody to take IQ tests, those who fail the test DON'T
> get issued with a gun, then killing laws are legalised. This way you
> get to blow those annoying, worthless scum away...

NICE!!!! meanwhile back at the ranch......

The most pathetic lowest form of life are the idiots who diss music that they don't like, fine there is music that i don't like but who gives a damn. I mean i luv metal (bands like Cannibal Corpse, Dying Fetus etc) but on the other side of the coin u've got bands like radiohead who rock as well. A message to any of u who diss music is grow up!!

Ahh i feel m,uch better now :D

The most annoying morons are those who sit in the street waiting to be old enough to be eligible for dole. You walk past and they shout pointless comments....whats the point??

I worked out a brilliant scheme for when I become president of the world; get everybody to take IQ tests, those who fail the test DON'T get issued with a gun, then killing laws are legalised. This way you get to blow those annoying, worthless scum away...

It happened to me once, except the driver got an unexpected bill. The stupid moron, as the case is on, leant right in front of the driver to shout at me, the driver went straight into the street light. Ijust laughed and carried on, the driver sued his m8 for expenses,
Truly a Moronic pesonality
(:Getawayman:)

There are too many idiots about. I moved to a little village last month as my mum and dad wanted to get away from the trouble that had been starting in the local area (a lot of stabbings and shootings happened recently).
I went out to catch a train and there where a group of about 6 girls no more than 14, 15 and they started by saying "hey up sexy" "what's your name" "how you doing" and so forth. I had no reason to be rude so i talked back made a bit conversation and then started to walk away. When i got to the end of the street they started shouting "Want a ****?" "Get your **** out" and things along that line. I just ignored them.
What do people like that have to prove?

Darkreaper

Wot kinda gimp shouts "I shagged yer dad!" Do they think tha makes em look good. NOT!!

Yea i hate those kind of drivers.

Mind you most the people round me place shout stuff "f**k you!" or "i shaged yer ma" and stuff like "yer dads a c***"

idiots

Nice yin Rasta

I remember last year I got fireworks thrown at me from a passing van

Needless to say I almost shat myself :D

Walking to the train station the other day this ***** in a car with So Solid Cru blasting out at ground shaking volume shouted "Go to a proper school you ****!" at me.

To say that to anyone really is nasty but to a 13 year old? Mongs.

Naturally I did the mature and gave them the finger :-D

I;m 20 and I can't drive, Morons shout such things as 'hurry up mate' as I cycle to and from work (and up a bloody big hill).

The only satisfaction I get is giving drivers nasty glares when they pull out on me, or the finger and an obscenity.

Ho ho ho

:-)

I like to shout at people on the street when I'm in a car. Especially old men. Until my mum tells me to stop, that is.