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"Algebra - X = CRAP!"

Here are a few reasons why the X-Box won't make it past christmas 2004...

~Just a PC

It has an image that it is just a PC in diguse. This may not be true, but once the public get something into there heads, it is impossible to get it out. Microsoft didn't help the situation by having all that storage space on the console - like a PC has memory.

~By Microsoft

Anybody who has ever used a PC that has windows on will have cursed Bill Gates once because of it crashing. It's bad enough when you are in the middle of a battle on Unreal Tournament, but what about when you are approaching the final whistle on FIFA and it goes? Okay, so this might not happen, but I still wouldn' trust them after my strife with Microsoft

~Coffee Table

Look at the size of the darn thing for gods sake. If I didn't know better I would just think it was an overpriced coffee table. What you really don't want is a console that takes up half of the living room.

~No 'Mascot'

All the best developers have mascots. Nintendo have Mario and Zelda, Sega has Sonic, Sony has Crash Bandicoot and Spyro, but who has the X-Box got? Abe aside, they have no-one, and a mascot is what you really need to kick start your sales.

~Half Price

When First released, the X-Box was a massive £300, which fell to £200 a few months later. Now, as an attempt to pick up sales they have lower it another £40. Some may say it is competition, but I say it is desperateness.

~Control Bricks

The control pads, like the console itself, are huge. When are you ever going to need 3 contol sticks? it shows its hugeness when you have to press pause. With any other pad its simple. Not with the X-Box. You have to lift your hand to press it, a definate turn-off. How can you enjoy games if you have to think about the control pad all the time?

Discuss these... NOW!

Christ, where do these Ninty fanboys come from ?? Is there some breeding ground somewhere ? Don't even wanna know what the combination of parents are. ;-)

it's even more fun to laf at your mental age of 3. hahahahaha

madlads35 wrote:
> phillip, can't we patch up our differences?

Naaaaa, it's more fun just to laugh at you.

Ah well it was fun whilst it lasted, I will get you for this Tom :D

By the way I am an Xbox onwer, just thought I would let you know! This has to be one of the funniest posts I have ever read, I can't believe that someone created idioits like you!

phillip, can't we patch up our differences?

madlads35 wrote:
> garbe123 wrote:
> Aren't you being a bit greedy now,
>
> am I being greedy? That's why I am fat

Fat and Stupid!

Wahay!

garbe123 wrote:
> Aren't you being a bit greedy now,

am I being greedy? That's why I am fat

I am gullible and weak... forgive me!

Aren't you being a bit greedy now, you will win 1 for this, there is a high chance of 2 (hense the GAD Prize Winner list 2) and there is a possibility of gettong around the office for the day, the last person to do that was Rinoa_Hertilly I think! You are both good examples though.

Do you seriously believe what garbe is saying? Sorry to spoil the fun :-)

It seems your sats mean nothing...