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In a secret ceremony held today a man married his Playstation2.
The man, known only as 'Techno Freak' was said to be very happy with the way it went, and didn't understand why some people were against the idea of him marrying his console.
"I love my Playstation2. Isn't love the winner here? I spend every minute with it, and would kill for it. Just look at all the effort I put into my daft claims against other consoles!"
Bridesmaid Dave RJR quipped "Always the bridesmaid, never the bride."
The man, known only as 'Techno Freak' was said to be very happy with the way it went, and didn't understand why some people were against the idea of him marrying his console.
"I love my Playstation2. Isn't love the winner here? I spend every minute with it, and would kill for it. Just look at all the effort I put into my daft claims against other consoles!"
Bridesmaid Dave RJR quipped "Always the bridesmaid, never the bride."
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short and sweet.
The last line displays geniusness of the first degree
Graded A++
Professor Happy of the Federation for Uninforming Cretins and Krafting Witty Incidents Terrifically. *ahem* for short :-)
The last line displays geniusness of the first degree
Graded A++
Professor Happy of the Federation for Uninforming Cretins and Krafting Witty Incidents Terrifically. *ahem* for short :-)
Hercules! wrote:
> Someone has actually married thier PS2.
>
> It was in our local paper one time, a few months ago.
>
*looks at Techno Freak in a very discomforted way*
> Someone has actually married thier PS2.
>
> It was in our local paper one time, a few months ago.
>
*looks at Techno Freak in a very discomforted way*
Mm, Man is sad.
Why wed it? T'is not like anything extra happens, like it makes your breaktfast and says "Aww" when your ill.
Girlfriends.. :o)
Why wed it? T'is not like anything extra happens, like it makes your breaktfast and says "Aww" when your ill.
Girlfriends.. :o)
Someone has actually married thier PS2.
It was in our local paper one time, a few months ago.
No...... seriously.
It was in our local paper one time, a few months ago.
No...... seriously.
The reception after the wedding was a bit bland.
I never laughed so much in such a little post, perfect,and like someone said that bit at the end, to do with dave, was brilliant.
I never laughed so much in such a little post, perfect,and like someone said that bit at the end, to do with dave, was brilliant.
Cause you copied it?
DAVEJR you don't defend your console, you simply set out to annoy others by slating their consoles.
DAVEJR you don't defend your console, you simply set out to annoy others by slating their consoles.
Has any one else ever written a review on here before came back the nxt day and notice its gone?? I did one for GTA3 the other day and its disapered?? its even not on my stats?? huh? whys that happened.........
Asher D wrote:
> Techno freak's will probably fit into the controller slot though :-)
Rofl.
I think the slot on the backside of the PS2 is more of techno freaks sexual preferance.
> Techno freak's will probably fit into the controller slot though :-)
Rofl.
I think the slot on the backside of the PS2 is more of techno freaks sexual preferance.
Because it's only idiots that attack it, and why even bother defending yourself against idiots?
When Techno freak and 'Big Boy Black' (His PS2's name) eventually have sex, it'll be a horrible sight.
Techno freak's will probably fit into the controller slot though :-)
Techno freak's will probably fit into the controller slot though :-)
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