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"On the Loo"

Did you know that a few years ago the Swedish women had enough of men leaving their toilet seats up and shooting off in the wrong direction while relieving themselves in the usual way, standing up. They collectively lobbied for their men to have to sit down while going for a pee and such was the power of these women that urinals were taken out of the public toilets and men were forced to sit down on the toilet at home or risk not getting any...favours...from their women.

Now this is a worrying state of affairs. Surely the difference in bodily makeup should have given the women a clue that men find it much easier standing up than sitting down? Well, not here, it seems. If it ever happens in this country, which it won't (can you imagine a British bloke putting up with that?) then they'll have a fight on their hands. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the men fought back to get the women to stand up, now that WOULD be an interesting suggestion...

Whole?
You know I meant hole.
God dammit.

Yeah but toilets with the lid down look a lot better than loos with a great gaping whole in them.

Specially' if they have those fluffy seat covers ;op

Also, you this wouldn't be an issue if you lot learned to aim for the bloomin' thing.

Mystique wrote:
> That'll learn them for not putting the seat down.
> Is it really that hard to put the bloody thing down when you're
> finished?
> IS IT!? IS IT!?

About as hard as for women to lift it up, it seems...

That'll learn them for not putting the seat down.
Is it really that hard to put the bloody thing down when you're finished?
IS IT!? IS IT!?

Did you know that a few years ago the Swedish women had enough of men leaving their toilet seats up and shooting off in the wrong direction while relieving themselves in the usual way, standing up. They collectively lobbied for their men to have to sit down while going for a pee and such was the power of these women that urinals were taken out of the public toilets and men were forced to sit down on the toilet at home or risk not getting any...favours...from their women.

Now this is a worrying state of affairs. Surely the difference in bodily makeup should have given the women a clue that men find it much easier standing up than sitting down? Well, not here, it seems. If it ever happens in this country, which it won't (can you imagine a British bloke putting up with that?) then they'll have a fight on their hands. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the men fought back to get the women to stand up, now that WOULD be an interesting suggestion...