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"On the Loo"

Did you know that a few years ago the Swedish women had enough of men leaving their toilet seats up and shooting off in the wrong direction while relieving themselves in the usual way, standing up. They collectively lobbied for their men to have to sit down while going for a pee and such was the power of these women that urinals were taken out of the public toilets and men were forced to sit down on the toilet at home or risk not getting any...favours...from their women.

Now this is a worrying state of affairs. Surely the difference in bodily makeup should have given the women a clue that men find it much easier standing up than sitting down? Well, not here, it seems. If it ever happens in this country, which it won't (can you imagine a British bloke putting up with that?) then they'll have a fight on their hands. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the men fought back to get the women to stand up, now that WOULD be an interesting suggestion...

Grrrr

Mystique wrote:
> Yeah but toilets with the lid down look a lot better than loos with a
> great gaping hole in them.

So do women. So shut yer mouth!

;-p

Heh heh heh

*ditto*

*Crosses legs*

You have just reminded me, my mates mate had his wang pierced and I think it got ripped out or something, now he pees in like three different directions.

The only reason we miss the toilet is because sometimes it shoots out at belief beggering angles.

I don't like using public toilets... it's so primitive.

Stand next to strangers and pee into a hole.

It's fun when you stand peeing

Last week my mum put tablet thing in toilet... I didn't know and started to pee looked down to see blue... panicked... turns out tablet did that.

Mystique wrote:
> That'll learn them for not putting the seat down.
> Is it really that hard to put the bloody thing down when you're
> finished?
> IS IT!? IS IT!?

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You don't even know why you're arguing

Do women want the lid down so it saves them an extra micro second before they go to the toilet?

Do they want the lid down because it looks better?

They have to be the worst two reasons in HISTORY

Women, if it came down to a fight, men would win, so stop bugging us. You don't even know WHY we miss the bowl

Did you know that in Feng Shui they tell you to put the whole toilet seat down, I mean the complete thing. Running or pools of water are supposed to sap the good energy out of a house, apparently!

Perhaps a compromise could be both men and women putting the whole seat down, including the cover...