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A crazy idea...
Okay people! Its time to get your self starved to death for the best race in the world! And.....You know, the fastest cars around are from the makes of Friduar, Friarri, Mercedes' Fridge and many more all come tonight for the greatest race of all time...........Fridge Racer!
Yes people, Fridge Racer. The craziest way on how to win food. Food? Yes, indeed. Many food can come in handy. Actually, really handy.......£10,000 worth of food.
The idea of Fridge Racer, I thought would of been really dumb and stupid. If you have seen animals doing the Fridge Racer (not true) they must of been doing something they shouldn't have done.
Fridge Racer is the worldwide sport made up by people, watched by people, but played by dogs and cats? Aye. Its true. For some reason, cats and dogs have the ability to undertake the task of travelling a fridge full of cat or dog food with their tails. Eh? They don't have the strength to do it, right? Wrong and wronger. All shall be revealed in the next paragraph.
These cats and dogs have to drag along a two ton fridge along a five mile race track with the fridge full of cat and dog food. Cos of this, trainers, known as the Fridgeez to train these cats and dogs roughly for their full strenght, speed and potential.
These Fridgeez get these cats and dogs in a Freezing kennel to test out how they can last for -100 Degrees Celcius for the fridge temp. Most of them act stupid or chicken out and say they are too cold when it is actually 5 Degrees Celcius. Hah!
Fridges are made by the best fridge providers like Friduar, Mercedes Fridge, Fridarri, Fridgedome and Freez de Aniamlz. Each team has different defences, weight, shapes, etc. Cos' Fridarri is the best and FDA are crap, the better the team, more expensive for joining the team.
More about the race tracks is that most of them are made of wood, tar, metal and sometimes big stinky crap from their butts. Usually, some of the tracks are in water, on land and if some stupid idiot made an idea that a race track can be made in thin air, is right, ya? Sometimes, its a circle, straight or misc. and the obstacles are spikes, food like chocolate and cheese together, crap and temptation with other dogs or cats.
The most exciting part is that during the race, they can pick up weapons like swords, guns, nun-chuks, nukes and packets of poo to throw, shoot or stab in other players, The risk can be they might end up dead. Shame.
Audience:(Sob, sob)
Anyway, the Fridgeez don't care a damn about them and just get new cats or dogs in a race. Shame. Yip. And, of the Fridgeez' dog or cat wins, they get cat and dog food as well as a years full of free food they want.........but that means they get the food in the fridge too!
Can you win in Fridge Racer? Can you? CAn YOu!?!?! its crazy and stoopid from the one and only......
UW.
Okay people! Its time to get your self starved to death for the best race in the world! And.....You know, the fastest cars around are from the makes of Friduar, Friarri, Mercedes' Fridge and many more all come tonight for the greatest race of all time...........Fridge Racer!
Yes people, Fridge Racer. The craziest way on how to win food. Food? Yes, indeed. Many food can come in handy. Actually, really handy.......£10,000 worth of food.
The idea of Fridge Racer, I thought would of been really dumb and stupid. If you have seen animals doing the Fridge Racer (not true) they must of been doing something they shouldn't have done.
Fridge Racer is the worldwide sport made up by people, watched by people, but played by dogs and cats? Aye. Its true. For some reason, cats and dogs have the ability to undertake the task of travelling a fridge full of cat or dog food with their tails. Eh? They don't have the strength to do it, right? Wrong and wronger. All shall be revealed in the next paragraph.
These cats and dogs have to drag along a two ton fridge along a five mile race track with the fridge full of cat and dog food. Cos of this, trainers, known as the Fridgeez to train these cats and dogs roughly for their full strenght, speed and potential.
These Fridgeez get these cats and dogs in a Freezing kennel to test out how they can last for -100 Degrees Celcius for the fridge temp. Most of them act stupid or chicken out and say they are too cold when it is actually 5 Degrees Celcius. Hah!
Fridges are made by the best fridge providers like Friduar, Mercedes Fridge, Fridarri, Fridgedome and Freez de Aniamlz. Each team has different defences, weight, shapes, etc. Cos' Fridarri is the best and FDA are crap, the better the team, more expensive for joining the team.
More about the race tracks is that most of them are made of wood, tar, metal and sometimes big stinky crap from their butts. Usually, some of the tracks are in water, on land and if some stupid idiot made an idea that a race track can be made in thin air, is right, ya? Sometimes, its a circle, straight or misc. and the obstacles are spikes, food like chocolate and cheese together, crap and temptation with other dogs or cats.
The most exciting part is that during the race, they can pick up weapons like swords, guns, nun-chuks, nukes and packets of poo to throw, shoot or stab in other players, The risk can be they might end up dead. Shame.
Audience:(Sob, sob)
Anyway, the Fridgeez don't care a damn about them and just get new cats or dogs in a race. Shame. Yip. And, of the Fridgeez' dog or cat wins, they get cat and dog food as well as a years full of free food they want.........but that means they get the food in the fridge too!
Can you win in Fridge Racer? Can you? CAn YOu!?!?! its crazy and stoopid from the one and only......
UW.
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A crazy idea...
Okay people! Its time to get your self starved to death for the best race in the world! And.....You know, the fastest cars around are from the makes of Friduar, Friarri, Mercedes' Fridge and many more all come tonight for the greatest race of all time...........Fridge Racer!
Yes people, Fridge Racer. The craziest way on how to win food. Food? Yes, indeed. Many food can come in handy. Actually, really handy.......£10,000 worth of food.
The idea of Fridge Racer, I thought would of been really dumb and stupid. If you have seen animals doing the Fridge Racer (not true) they must of been doing something they shouldn't have done.
Fridge Racer is the worldwide sport made up by people, watched by people, but played by dogs and cats? Aye. Its true. For some reason, cats and dogs have the ability to undertake the task of travelling a fridge full of cat or dog food with their tails. Eh? They don't have the strength to do it, right? Wrong and wronger. All shall be revealed in the next paragraph.
These cats and dogs have to drag along a two ton fridge along a five mile race track with the fridge full of cat and dog food. Cos of this, trainers, known as the Fridgeez to train these cats and dogs roughly for their full strenght, speed and potential.
These Fridgeez get these cats and dogs in a Freezing kennel to test out how they can last for -100 Degrees Celcius for the fridge temp. Most of them act stupid or chicken out and say they are too cold when it is actually 5 Degrees Celcius. Hah!
Fridges are made by the best fridge providers like Friduar, Mercedes Fridge, Fridarri, Fridgedome and Freez de Aniamlz. Each team has different defences, weight, shapes, etc. Cos' Fridarri is the best and FDA are crap, the better the team, more expensive for joining the team.
More about the race tracks is that most of them are made of wood, tar, metal and sometimes big stinky crap from their butts. Usually, some of the tracks are in water, on land and if some stupid idiot made an idea that a race track can be made in thin air, is right, ya? Sometimes, its a circle, straight or misc. and the obstacles are spikes, food like chocolate and cheese together, crap and temptation with other dogs or cats.
The most exciting part is that during the race, they can pick up weapons like swords, guns, nun-chuks, nukes and packets of poo to throw, shoot or stab in other players, The risk can be they might end up dead. Shame.
Audience:(Sob, sob)
Anyway, the Fridgeez don't care a damn about them and just get new cats or dogs in a race. Shame. Yip. And, of the Fridgeez' dog or cat wins, they get cat and dog food as well as a years full of free food they want.........but that means they get the food in the fridge too!
Can you win in Fridge Racer? Can you? CAn YOu!?!?! its crazy and stoopid from the one and only......
UW.
Okay people! Its time to get your self starved to death for the best race in the world! And.....You know, the fastest cars around are from the makes of Friduar, Friarri, Mercedes' Fridge and many more all come tonight for the greatest race of all time...........Fridge Racer!
Yes people, Fridge Racer. The craziest way on how to win food. Food? Yes, indeed. Many food can come in handy. Actually, really handy.......£10,000 worth of food.
The idea of Fridge Racer, I thought would of been really dumb and stupid. If you have seen animals doing the Fridge Racer (not true) they must of been doing something they shouldn't have done.
Fridge Racer is the worldwide sport made up by people, watched by people, but played by dogs and cats? Aye. Its true. For some reason, cats and dogs have the ability to undertake the task of travelling a fridge full of cat or dog food with their tails. Eh? They don't have the strength to do it, right? Wrong and wronger. All shall be revealed in the next paragraph.
These cats and dogs have to drag along a two ton fridge along a five mile race track with the fridge full of cat and dog food. Cos of this, trainers, known as the Fridgeez to train these cats and dogs roughly for their full strenght, speed and potential.
These Fridgeez get these cats and dogs in a Freezing kennel to test out how they can last for -100 Degrees Celcius for the fridge temp. Most of them act stupid or chicken out and say they are too cold when it is actually 5 Degrees Celcius. Hah!
Fridges are made by the best fridge providers like Friduar, Mercedes Fridge, Fridarri, Fridgedome and Freez de Aniamlz. Each team has different defences, weight, shapes, etc. Cos' Fridarri is the best and FDA are crap, the better the team, more expensive for joining the team.
More about the race tracks is that most of them are made of wood, tar, metal and sometimes big stinky crap from their butts. Usually, some of the tracks are in water, on land and if some stupid idiot made an idea that a race track can be made in thin air, is right, ya? Sometimes, its a circle, straight or misc. and the obstacles are spikes, food like chocolate and cheese together, crap and temptation with other dogs or cats.
The most exciting part is that during the race, they can pick up weapons like swords, guns, nun-chuks, nukes and packets of poo to throw, shoot or stab in other players, The risk can be they might end up dead. Shame.
Audience:(Sob, sob)
Anyway, the Fridgeez don't care a damn about them and just get new cats or dogs in a race. Shame. Yip. And, of the Fridgeez' dog or cat wins, they get cat and dog food as well as a years full of free food they want.........but that means they get the food in the fridge too!
Can you win in Fridge Racer? Can you? CAn YOu!?!?! its crazy and stoopid from the one and only......
UW.
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