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"Bill Gates in Heaven"

When Bill Gates died, he went up to heaven, where saint peter showed him to his house;a beautiful 20 room house,with grounds and a tennis court Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of heaven.

One day, he was enjoying one of heavens many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.

"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"

"Actually" the man replied "I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three rolls royces."
"Were you a pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.

"No," said his new friend," Actually, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find St.Peter.

Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying,

" How could you give me a paltry new house, while you're showering new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows operating system!Why does he deserve better?"

Yes, but we use Windows,"replied Peter, "and the Titanic only crashed once."

yes

HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> !!!!!!!!WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!!!!
>
> A lot, believe me. answer my question...... am i a spammer thats a question not a monkey

Drunk Cow wrote:
> !!!!!!!!WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!!!!

A lot, believe me.

gamezfreak wrote:
> ¥Shrubber¥ wrote:
>
> What is spoof?
>
> Its like a joke story kind of thing, If you get what i mean.
>
> Please do not call me spamming little idiot but I really do not Know
>
> Why are you a spammer for asking a question? Don't worry, spammers are
> people who post multiple pointless topics that have no intrest to
> anyone.

i no im going to regret this but ........ am i spammer cause i try not to and i think i havent ben called one for a while

"looks up at sky in a dramatic way"

!!!!!!!!WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!!!!

I am lightened up, Just the fact he forgot to include the Mac in his joke which i take offence to :)

Not really :)

Lighten up gamezfreak - it was just a joke (I thought it was very funny), and I haven't seen one spamming comment in here.

WelshMiyamoto wrote:
> Heaven had a Windows System installed, The Titanic Captain Crashed his
> ship less times than the Windows system did.

What about MAC? My Mac has crashed at least 20 times in the last 2 weeks, more than my Windows 98 pc has anyhow.

¥Shrubber¥ wrote:
> Anyway I do not get it

Heaven had a Windows System installed, The Titanic Captain Crashed his ship less times than the Windows system did.

course he's not, it's supposed to be a joke.

¥Shrubber¥ wrote:

> What is spoof?

Its like a joke story kind of thing, If you get what i mean.

> Please do not call me spamming little idiot but I really do not Know

Why are you a spammer for asking a question? Don't worry, spammers are people who post multiple pointless topics that have no intrest to anyone.