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When Bill Gates died, he went up to heaven, where saint peter showed him to his house;a beautiful 20 room house,with grounds and a tennis court Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of heaven.
One day, he was enjoying one of heavens many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.
"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"
"Actually" the man replied "I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three rolls royces."
"Were you a pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.
"No," said his new friend," Actually, I was the captain of the Titanic."
Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find St.Peter.
Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying,
" How could you give me a paltry new house, while you're showering new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows operating system!Why does he deserve better?"
Yes, but we use Windows,"replied Peter, "and the Titanic only crashed once."
One day, he was enjoying one of heavens many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.
"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"
"Actually" the man replied "I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three rolls royces."
"Were you a pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.
"No," said his new friend," Actually, I was the captain of the Titanic."
Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find St.Peter.
Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying,
" How could you give me a paltry new house, while you're showering new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows operating system!Why does he deserve better?"
Yes, but we use Windows,"replied Peter, "and the Titanic only crashed once."
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gamezfreak wrote:
> WelshMiyamoto wrote:
>
> Thanks
> The XBox is Great, I bet you can't wait for Halo 2 in christmas
> 2003.
>
> U bet! And around 80 other games i am really looking forward to!
Will you be able to afford them all, 80 of them. Will you go online with XBOX live.
> WelshMiyamoto wrote:
>
> Thanks
> The XBox is Great, I bet you can't wait for Halo 2 in christmas
> 2003.
>
> U bet! And around 80 other games i am really looking forward to!
Will you be able to afford them all, 80 of them. Will you go online with XBOX live.
WelshMiyamoto wrote:
> Thanks
> The XBox is Great, I bet you can't wait for Halo 2 in christmas 2003.
U bet! And around 80 other games i am really looking forward to!
> Thanks
> The XBox is Great, I bet you can't wait for Halo 2 in christmas 2003.
U bet! And around 80 other games i am really looking forward to!
gamezfreak wrote:
> WelshMiyamoto wrote:
> What is the difference between a girl and a computer ?
> A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy
>
> ROFL!
>
> Now thats amusing.
Thanks
The XBox is Great, I bet you can't wait for Halo 2 in christmas 2003.
> WelshMiyamoto wrote:
> What is the difference between a girl and a computer ?
> A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy
>
> ROFL!
>
> Now thats amusing.
Thanks
The XBox is Great, I bet you can't wait for Halo 2 in christmas 2003.
WelshMiyamoto wrote:
> What is the difference between a girl and a computer ?
> A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy
ROFL!
Now thats amusing.
> What is the difference between a girl and a computer ?
> A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy
ROFL!
Now thats amusing.
What is the difference between a girl and a computer ?
A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy
A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy
schroeder wrote:
> course he's not, it's supposed to be a joke.
I thought it was 'slightly' funny too!
> course he's not, it's supposed to be a joke.
I thought it was 'slightly' funny too!
Constipated-Monkey wrote:
> ok people im done with my shower but now i have to go to stephaney's
> party and get drunk and do stuff that requires me to get in wierd
> inhuman positions. bye : )
and yes this is drunkcow but im to lazy to get off my brothers name ok. so dont make this big your not drunkcow crap on me bye
> ok people im done with my shower but now i have to go to stephaney's
> party and get drunk and do stuff that requires me to get in wierd
> inhuman positions. bye : )
and yes this is drunkcow but im to lazy to get off my brothers name ok. so dont make this big your not drunkcow crap on me bye
ok people im done with my shower but now i have to go to stephaney's party and get drunk and do stuff that requires me to get in wierd inhuman positions. bye : )
yup
HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> yes
ohh poo <<<<<
well im going to take a shower and i have to tell you all that because if you all see that i havent type a post in like 5 minutes you will probably send out a search team because you fear for my safety and you all love me. : )
> yes
ohh poo <<<<<
well im going to take a shower and i have to tell you all that because if you all see that i havent type a post in like 5 minutes you will probably send out a search team because you fear for my safety and you all love me. : )
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