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"EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY (September Poetry) sponsored by Fate herself"

Here's a great suggestion which came up in digestion. If you can turn a tidy rhyme then you can make a prime dime.

Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.

Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.

Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)

Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).

Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.

*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.

Doughnut Monster, the competition has finished.

:-)

Oh the weird and wonderfull users of UkchatForums.com
it's a place I like to call home.
some of the guys are a bit crazy,
but that doesn't matter 'cos it's just fine an' daisy,

Ukchatforums.com a place for everyone,
but watch out Snuggly might hit you with a stone,
if you have the courage then you'll want to come visit,
Sr is just a great place innit?

On a rainy day you won't get bored,
and you won't be ignored,
just don't spam don't be a Nusciance,
if your lucky grix might ask you for a dance.

Special Reserve is the place to be,
and here you'll meet me,
if your very lacky you might win a Game A Day,
you won't even have to pay.

So much to do so much to see,
that by the time you loggof you'll have forgotten you need a pee,
Special Reserve,
Come and visit us if you've got the nerve

ooh, the lovely Fate will be judging these poems as we speak! How exciting! yep.

BIGMAN,
He is large and tall,
BIGMAN,
The ground shakes when he falls,
BIGMAN,
Cannot even read at all,
BIGMAN,
Lived under a wall,
BIGMAN,
What a pain in the balls,
BIGMAN,
Always played football,
BIGMAN,
Liked to drone and drawl,
And BIGMAN,
Was far bigger than ALLLLL!

:-D

Microchips,
Came in a box,
Microchips,
He had no socks,
Microchips,
His sheep came in flocks,
And Microchips,
Lobbed them in the docks.

Microchips,
Had to get laid,
Microchips,
Used a spade,
Microchips,
Did it great,
Now Microchips,
Is not getting paid.

Microchips,
Fell in a pool,
Microchips,
On the way to school,
Microchips,
Was called a tool,
And Microchips,
Decided to drool.

Yay!

Quinty,
The man,
That came from Kazakhstan,
Tried to find a sport to play,
That sport he found was Shinty.

Quinty,
Played Shinty,
All day long,
Then he got bored,
And made a hoard of Brian McGintys.

Ahem.

Stryke, the fool,
Decided he was cool,
His ego got the better of him,
And got thrown in a pool.

Now, that fool,
Who thought he was cool,
Decided to retrieve,
That ego from the pool.

He jumped right in,
And sprouted a fin,
And found his ego,
Sitting in a tin.

Huzzah!

RastaBillySkank,
Went to the bank,
Withdrew all his savings,
Did RastaBillySkank.

Then RBS,
Went to Loch Ness,
Thought it was a swimming pool,
So got undressed.

Once in the water,
He got eaten by an otter,
And that was the end of,
R B S!

LMAO @ most of these!

:-D

Meka Dragon wrote:
> Rakuga wrote:
> Meka Dragon wrote:
> Notables like to post
> They write the most
>
> No they don't, newbies do.
>
> you'd think so, but looking at the Top 100 posters of all time, sorted
> by word count, notables make up 10 of the top 12. See? ;o)

I demand a recount.