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"If Pisces were to rise in Uranus...."

Sorry, no real point to this one really, just thought it would be interesting to see where this topic heads from here.

Well, so far the replies have consisted of Cookie throwing and constipation.

The future of discussion!

Yeah its stupid. You have diarrhoea, so you take imodium or whatever, but then it gives you constipation so you take the treatments for that, and your back where you started with the diarrhoea again.

A Very vicious circle.

*pint wrote:
> If Pisces were to rise in Uranus, then Zaurus would sink in Neptune.
> Simple.

I bet that's where the trifork thingy comes in useful.

cookie monster wrote:
> Why dont you try Califig, the natural way to relieve constipation!


Califig Ultra to be precise.

If Pisces were to rise in Uranus, then Zaurus would sink in Neptune. Simple.

I did, but it gave me wind so I took Gaviscon, the easy way to relieve trapped wind. I them stood up and my trousers fell down.

Oh fuddle.

PoSh KiD wrote:
> :)
>
> *throws cookies*
>
> There, there cookie monster...

I cant eat them all, got to watch your weight these days.

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> If pisces were to rise in my anus I'd take senecot, because when I've
> got a big day ahead the last thing I need is constipation... or a
> severed leg. That would be annyoing. All bloated and sluggish and
> hopping..

Why dont you try Califig, the natural way to relieve constipation!

Asher D wrote:
> Let's think of some piscean swear words to hurl at Cookie Monster.


Or we could be nice and hurl cookies at him instead!

:)

*throws cookies*

There, there cookie monster...

The best I can manage is "fish"
damn my foolish waze