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"Jordan's left breast has deflated"

After all the hell she has gone through, her left breast decided to deflate itself after a puncture just below her nipple. Neighbours heard screams before seeing a young boy thought to be gareth gates running from the premises. Her official statement will be read out soon.

make the voices stop wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Damn what is it today with people replying quoting my posts?
>
> :D
>
> iTS FUN..like a monkey : )..byt he way..CDouch..are u male female or
> transvestite?

OMG! What kind of question is that? ;D

CDouch wrote:
> Damn what is it today with people replying quoting my posts?
>
> :D

iTS FUN..like a monkey : )..byt he way..CDouch..are u male female or transvestite?

Mandatare wrote:
> make the voices stop wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Jordan = sl-t who models and stuff, gave birth to her baby online
> and
> now has cancer...
>
> wow she had cyber sex then had a online baby. i never knew that
> happens.
>
> Did Drunk Cow just make a funny?...or try anyway?
> She had a camera and filmed the birth for people online to pay to
> watch, which I think is pretty damn messed up.
>
>
> thats even wierder than the cyber idea :\
>
>
> josie ur a little confused..she didnt cyber and then have an online
> baby..she just filmed here baby's birth..sorry everyone..hes a
> little
> slow
>
> I think we figured that ages ago :D

i knew that read that again i said thats "even wierder than" the cyber idea. i think im not the confused one here

Damn what is it today with people replying quoting my posts?

:D

make the voices stop wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Jordan = sl-t who models and stuff, gave birth to her baby online
> and
> now has cancer...
>
> wow she had cyber sex then had a online baby. i never knew that
> happens.
>
> Did Drunk Cow just make a funny?...or try anyway?
> She had a camera and filmed the birth for people online to pay to
> watch, which I think is pretty damn messed up.
>
>
> thats even wierder than the cyber idea :\
>
>
> josie ur a little confused..she didnt cyber and then have an online
> baby..she just filmed here baby's birth..sorry everyone..hes a little
> slow

I think we figured that ages ago :D

Drunk Cow wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Jordan = sl-t who models and stuff, gave birth to her baby online
> and
> now has cancer...
>
> wow she had cyber sex then had a online baby. i never knew that
> happens.
>
> Did Drunk Cow just make a funny?...or try anyway?
> She had a camera and filmed the birth for people online to pay to
> watch, which I think is pretty damn messed up.
>
>
> thats even wierder than the cyber idea :\


josie ur a little confused..she didnt cyber and then have an online baby..she just filmed here baby's birth..sorry everyone..hes a little slow

Drunk Cow wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Jordan = sl-t who models and stuff, gave birth to her baby online
> and
> now has cancer...
>
> wow she had cyber sex then had a online baby. i never knew that
> happens.
>
> Did Drunk Cow just make a funny?...or try anyway?
> She had a camera and filmed the birth for people online to pay to
> watch, which I think is pretty damn messed up.
>
>
> thats even wierder than the cyber idea :\

Of course she's wierd.
She had sex with Dwight Yorke :D

CDouch wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Jordan = sl-t who models and stuff, gave birth to her baby online
> and
> now has cancer...
>
> wow she had cyber sex then had a online baby. i never knew that
> happens.
>
> Did Drunk Cow just make a funny?...or try anyway?
> She had a camera and filmed the birth for people online to pay to
> watch, which I think is pretty damn messed up.


thats even wierder than the cyber idea :\

CDouch wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Jordan = sl-t who models and stuff, gave birth to her baby online
> and
> now has cancer...
>
> wow she had cyber sex then had a online baby. i never knew that
> happens.
>
> Did Drunk Cow just make a funny?...or try anyway?
> She had a camera and filmed the birth for people online to pay to
> watch, which I think is pretty damn messed up.


yeah that is messed up..can anyone say psychiatric clinic?

Drunk Cow wrote:
> CDouch wrote:
> Jordan = sl-t who models and stuff, gave birth to her baby online
> and
> now has cancer...
>
> wow she had cyber sex then had a online baby. i never knew that
> happens.

Did Drunk Cow just make a funny?...or try anyway?
She had a camera and filmed the birth for people online to pay to watch, which I think is pretty damn messed up.