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My Worst Week:
Presenter: Welcome to my “Worst week”, the show which exposes some of the forum members worst weeks. In a moment we’ll show you shocking tales of lies, deceit and down right stupidity. First up is Lord H. Let’s hear about his story:
Lord H: *Sniffle* I love being hated. I revelled in it, swearing at everyone. The good old days I just want them back. *Breaks down*. But I cant now; I’m called Ben now so I have to be nice to everyone. I love everyone now.
Presenter: As you can see poor Ben has had a personality change, no more shouting from him methinks. Let’s see what other users think of the reformed Ben:
J Savo: I fought dat Lord W was coal anywhy, buut Ben ROOLS.
Drunk Cow: Whoa dudee yeah likeeeeeeee im Americannnnnnn so there.
Presenter: Who the hell let these two in the studio?
Drunk Cow: Here SAVO havees a Spammy sandwiche.
J Savo: Coool MI favitie Fillin
Presenter: This is a joke right? *Sighs* let’s swiftly move on. Right here’s the story of Jojomojo:
Mojo: Yea so I like completed and posted my 1000th spoof and it didn’t win a GAD! So I said to Snuggly, that’s the last time I include you as a serial masturbator “MATE”. Thing is, I was so angry I could have wrote another spoof!
Presenter: Interesting *Cough* right some other users have an opinion on this I believe:
Reynolds/Beckham 7/Leicester lad/football god/ Bob’s you’re uncle/Dave the plumber: Huhur. Yea im likee in all of thise spoffs cos I been baned a lot. No time to alk though, ive just spotted something I can quote and put “Good post” at the end. *Cackles*.
Brad: *Chases Whatshisname with his banning stick*
Presenter: *Sigh* this is turning into a ruddy circus round here. Let’s see if the next story can cheer us up. Some kid called RBS:
RBS: I was ten bowling with my mummy and daddy when I started screaming and my voice broke!!! I’m so happy I could watch Rastapussy.
Presenter: Agh isn’t he cute. Such a happy little guy. Some others have an opinion on this I believe:
Styke: Yea damn, means I cant take the mick outta him anymore. Ah nevermind, look there’s a newbie which needs spitting on. *Scuttles away*.
Goatboy: Think I care? 3 Songs to download:
Presenter: *Cutting in* Erm I think not Goatie. Right couple more stories to get through before I can go and light up. DW has an interesting tale to tell.
DW: The other day I thought I was going to cry, a WHOLE day without trying to get someone banned. In fact I’m going to brush up on my banning skills dammit.
Presenter: nice……..let’s hear some views:
Mystique: Hur hur, check out Monkeywinkels.tk, loads of Monkey porn Hur hur.
Hybrid: Mysty honey what do you want for tea?
Mystique: Erm how about Mokey legs?
Hybrid: Sure darling.
Presenter: You can see who wears the trousers in that house can’t you?
Mr.Ritze: I thought DW was a wrestler? Dead Wonder is just Gaz, and he’s a midget. In fact he should change his name to LM (Lil’ midge). Anyway must go, some unknown footie team is playing another unknown footie side.
Presenter: Right one more and I’m off. Some guy called AJ wants a rant:
AJ: Hercules a Jobbymonster *Giggles*
Hercules: AJ is a muffin man *Cackles*
Tom: AJ’s a melonhead *Giggles*
AJ: Tanfastic Tom.
Presenter: Booger this I’m off for some microchips….and a cigarette…..and to download a life.
*Lights fade*
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Indeed it is very small- just an idea i thought of this morning, cheers for reading.
Quintmeister, (Afka Quinty) :-)
Presenter: Welcome to my “Worst week”, the show which exposes some of the forum members worst weeks. In a moment we’ll show you shocking tales of lies, deceit and down right stupidity. First up is Lord H. Let’s hear about his story:
Lord H: *Sniffle* I love being hated. I revelled in it, swearing at everyone. The good old days I just want them back. *Breaks down*. But I cant now; I’m called Ben now so I have to be nice to everyone. I love everyone now.
Presenter: As you can see poor Ben has had a personality change, no more shouting from him methinks. Let’s see what other users think of the reformed Ben:
J Savo: I fought dat Lord W was coal anywhy, buut Ben ROOLS.
Drunk Cow: Whoa dudee yeah likeeeeeeee im Americannnnnnn so there.
Presenter: Who the hell let these two in the studio?
Drunk Cow: Here SAVO havees a Spammy sandwiche.
J Savo: Coool MI favitie Fillin
Presenter: This is a joke right? *Sighs* let’s swiftly move on. Right here’s the story of Jojomojo:
Mojo: Yea so I like completed and posted my 1000th spoof and it didn’t win a GAD! So I said to Snuggly, that’s the last time I include you as a serial masturbator “MATE”. Thing is, I was so angry I could have wrote another spoof!
Presenter: Interesting *Cough* right some other users have an opinion on this I believe:
Reynolds/Beckham 7/Leicester lad/football god/ Bob’s you’re uncle/Dave the plumber: Huhur. Yea im likee in all of thise spoffs cos I been baned a lot. No time to alk though, ive just spotted something I can quote and put “Good post” at the end. *Cackles*.
Brad: *Chases Whatshisname with his banning stick*
Presenter: *Sigh* this is turning into a ruddy circus round here. Let’s see if the next story can cheer us up. Some kid called RBS:
RBS: I was ten bowling with my mummy and daddy when I started screaming and my voice broke!!! I’m so happy I could watch Rastapussy.
Presenter: Agh isn’t he cute. Such a happy little guy. Some others have an opinion on this I believe:
Styke: Yea damn, means I cant take the mick outta him anymore. Ah nevermind, look there’s a newbie which needs spitting on. *Scuttles away*.
Goatboy: Think I care? 3 Songs to download:
Presenter: *Cutting in* Erm I think not Goatie. Right couple more stories to get through before I can go and light up. DW has an interesting tale to tell.
DW: The other day I thought I was going to cry, a WHOLE day without trying to get someone banned. In fact I’m going to brush up on my banning skills dammit.
Presenter: nice……..let’s hear some views:
Mystique: Hur hur, check out Monkeywinkels.tk, loads of Monkey porn Hur hur.
Hybrid: Mysty honey what do you want for tea?
Mystique: Erm how about Mokey legs?
Hybrid: Sure darling.
Presenter: You can see who wears the trousers in that house can’t you?
Mr.Ritze: I thought DW was a wrestler? Dead Wonder is just Gaz, and he’s a midget. In fact he should change his name to LM (Lil’ midge). Anyway must go, some unknown footie team is playing another unknown footie side.
Presenter: Right one more and I’m off. Some guy called AJ wants a rant:
AJ: Hercules a Jobbymonster *Giggles*
Hercules: AJ is a muffin man *Cackles*
Tom: AJ’s a melonhead *Giggles*
AJ: Tanfastic Tom.
Presenter: Booger this I’m off for some microchips….and a cigarette…..and to download a life.
*Lights fade*
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Indeed it is very small- just an idea i thought of this morning, cheers for reading.
Quintmeister, (Afka Quinty) :-)
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Cheers Matt and Redster :-)
LOL
Heh nice little mini-spoof there Quitny :)
Ho-hum cheers for replying.
Hoho.
I r00l!
:-D
I r00l!
:-D
Quintmeister wrote:
>and to download a life.
Oy! Gerrof my tagline!
And AJ *is* a melonhead.
I get the feeling my tiny part in this spoof was just to take the (err...) mick out of me. But hey, what yer gonna do?
>and to download a life.
Oy! Gerrof my tagline!
And AJ *is* a melonhead.
I get the feeling my tiny part in this spoof was just to take the (err...) mick out of me. But hey, what yer gonna do?
My Worst Week:
Presenter: Welcome to my “Worst week”, the show which exposes some of the forum members worst weeks. In a moment we’ll show you shocking tales of lies, deceit and down right stupidity. First up is Lord H. Let’s hear about his story:
Lord H: *Sniffle* I love being hated. I revelled in it, swearing at everyone. The good old days I just want them back. *Breaks down*. But I cant now; I’m called Ben now so I have to be nice to everyone. I love everyone now.
Presenter: As you can see poor Ben has had a personality change, no more shouting from him methinks. Let’s see what other users think of the reformed Ben:
J Savo: I fought dat Lord W was coal anywhy, buut Ben ROOLS.
Drunk Cow: Whoa dudee yeah likeeeeeeee im Americannnnnnn so there.
Presenter: Who the hell let these two in the studio?
Drunk Cow: Here SAVO havees a Spammy sandwiche.
J Savo: Coool MI favitie Fillin
Presenter: This is a joke right? *Sighs* let’s swiftly move on. Right here’s the story of Jojomojo:
Mojo: Yea so I like completed and posted my 1000th spoof and it didn’t win a GAD! So I said to Snuggly, that’s the last time I include you as a serial masturbator “MATE”. Thing is, I was so angry I could have wrote another spoof!
Presenter: Interesting *Cough* right some other users have an opinion on this I believe:
Reynolds/Beckham 7/Leicester lad/football god/ Bob’s you’re uncle/Dave the plumber: Huhur. Yea im likee in all of thise spoffs cos I been baned a lot. No time to alk though, ive just spotted something I can quote and put “Good post” at the end. *Cackles*.
Brad: *Chases Whatshisname with his banning stick*
Presenter: *Sigh* this is turning into a ruddy circus round here. Let’s see if the next story can cheer us up. Some kid called RBS:
RBS: I was ten bowling with my mummy and daddy when I started screaming and my voice broke!!! I’m so happy I could watch Rastapussy.
Presenter: Agh isn’t he cute. Such a happy little guy. Some others have an opinion on this I believe:
Styke: Yea damn, means I cant take the mick outta him anymore. Ah nevermind, look there’s a newbie which needs spitting on. *Scuttles away*.
Goatboy: Think I care? 3 Songs to download:
Presenter: *Cutting in* Erm I think not Goatie. Right couple more stories to get through before I can go and light up. DW has an interesting tale to tell.
DW: The other day I thought I was going to cry, a WHOLE day without trying to get someone banned. In fact I’m going to brush up on my banning skills dammit.
Presenter: nice……..let’s hear some views:
Mystique: Hur hur, check out Monkeywinkels.tk, loads of Monkey porn Hur hur.
Hybrid: Mysty honey what do you want for tea?
Mystique: Erm how about Mokey legs?
Hybrid: Sure darling.
Presenter: You can see who wears the trousers in that house can’t you?
Mr.Ritze: I thought DW was a wrestler? Dead Wonder is just Gaz, and he’s a midget. In fact he should change his name to LM (Lil’ midge). Anyway must go, some unknown footie team is playing another unknown footie side.
Presenter: Right one more and I’m off. Some guy called AJ wants a rant:
AJ: Hercules a Jobbymonster *Giggles*
Hercules: AJ is a muffin man *Cackles*
Tom: AJ’s a melonhead *Giggles*
AJ: Tanfastic Tom.
Presenter: Booger this I’m off for some microchips….and a cigarette…..and to download a life.
*Lights fade*
---------------------------------------
Indeed it is very small- just an idea i thought of this morning, cheers for reading.
Quintmeister, (Afka Quinty) :-)
Presenter: Welcome to my “Worst week”, the show which exposes some of the forum members worst weeks. In a moment we’ll show you shocking tales of lies, deceit and down right stupidity. First up is Lord H. Let’s hear about his story:
Lord H: *Sniffle* I love being hated. I revelled in it, swearing at everyone. The good old days I just want them back. *Breaks down*. But I cant now; I’m called Ben now so I have to be nice to everyone. I love everyone now.
Presenter: As you can see poor Ben has had a personality change, no more shouting from him methinks. Let’s see what other users think of the reformed Ben:
J Savo: I fought dat Lord W was coal anywhy, buut Ben ROOLS.
Drunk Cow: Whoa dudee yeah likeeeeeeee im Americannnnnnn so there.
Presenter: Who the hell let these two in the studio?
Drunk Cow: Here SAVO havees a Spammy sandwiche.
J Savo: Coool MI favitie Fillin
Presenter: This is a joke right? *Sighs* let’s swiftly move on. Right here’s the story of Jojomojo:
Mojo: Yea so I like completed and posted my 1000th spoof and it didn’t win a GAD! So I said to Snuggly, that’s the last time I include you as a serial masturbator “MATE”. Thing is, I was so angry I could have wrote another spoof!
Presenter: Interesting *Cough* right some other users have an opinion on this I believe:
Reynolds/Beckham 7/Leicester lad/football god/ Bob’s you’re uncle/Dave the plumber: Huhur. Yea im likee in all of thise spoffs cos I been baned a lot. No time to alk though, ive just spotted something I can quote and put “Good post” at the end. *Cackles*.
Brad: *Chases Whatshisname with his banning stick*
Presenter: *Sigh* this is turning into a ruddy circus round here. Let’s see if the next story can cheer us up. Some kid called RBS:
RBS: I was ten bowling with my mummy and daddy when I started screaming and my voice broke!!! I’m so happy I could watch Rastapussy.
Presenter: Agh isn’t he cute. Such a happy little guy. Some others have an opinion on this I believe:
Styke: Yea damn, means I cant take the mick outta him anymore. Ah nevermind, look there’s a newbie which needs spitting on. *Scuttles away*.
Goatboy: Think I care? 3 Songs to download:
Presenter: *Cutting in* Erm I think not Goatie. Right couple more stories to get through before I can go and light up. DW has an interesting tale to tell.
DW: The other day I thought I was going to cry, a WHOLE day without trying to get someone banned. In fact I’m going to brush up on my banning skills dammit.
Presenter: nice……..let’s hear some views:
Mystique: Hur hur, check out Monkeywinkels.tk, loads of Monkey porn Hur hur.
Hybrid: Mysty honey what do you want for tea?
Mystique: Erm how about Mokey legs?
Hybrid: Sure darling.
Presenter: You can see who wears the trousers in that house can’t you?
Mr.Ritze: I thought DW was a wrestler? Dead Wonder is just Gaz, and he’s a midget. In fact he should change his name to LM (Lil’ midge). Anyway must go, some unknown footie team is playing another unknown footie side.
Presenter: Right one more and I’m off. Some guy called AJ wants a rant:
AJ: Hercules a Jobbymonster *Giggles*
Hercules: AJ is a muffin man *Cackles*
Tom: AJ’s a melonhead *Giggles*
AJ: Tanfastic Tom.
Presenter: Booger this I’m off for some microchips….and a cigarette…..and to download a life.
*Lights fade*
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Indeed it is very small- just an idea i thought of this morning, cheers for reading.
Quintmeister, (Afka Quinty) :-)
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