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"Sr Members in - My Worst Week"

My Worst Week:

Presenter: Welcome to my “Worst week”, the show which exposes some of the forum members worst weeks. In a moment we’ll show you shocking tales of lies, deceit and down right stupidity. First up is Lord H. Let’s hear about his story:

Lord H: *Sniffle* I love being hated. I revelled in it, swearing at everyone. The good old days I just want them back. *Breaks down*. But I cant now; I’m called Ben now so I have to be nice to everyone. I love everyone now.

Presenter: As you can see poor Ben has had a personality change, no more shouting from him methinks. Let’s see what other users think of the reformed Ben:

J Savo: I fought dat Lord W was coal anywhy, buut Ben ROOLS.

Drunk Cow: Whoa dudee yeah likeeeeeeee im Americannnnnnn so there.

Presenter: Who the hell let these two in the studio?

Drunk Cow: Here SAVO havees a Spammy sandwiche.

J Savo: Coool MI favitie Fillin

Presenter: This is a joke right? *Sighs* let’s swiftly move on. Right here’s the story of Jojomojo:

Mojo: Yea so I like completed and posted my 1000th spoof and it didn’t win a GAD! So I said to Snuggly, that’s the last time I include you as a serial masturbator “MATE”. Thing is, I was so angry I could have wrote another spoof!

Presenter: Interesting *Cough* right some other users have an opinion on this I believe:

Reynolds/Beckham 7/Leicester lad/football god/ Bob’s you’re uncle/Dave the plumber: Huhur. Yea im likee in all of thise spoffs cos I been baned a lot. No time to alk though, ive just spotted something I can quote and put “Good post” at the end. *Cackles*.

Brad: *Chases Whatshisname with his banning stick*

Presenter: *Sigh* this is turning into a ruddy circus round here. Let’s see if the next story can cheer us up. Some kid called RBS:

RBS: I was ten bowling with my mummy and daddy when I started screaming and my voice broke!!! I’m so happy I could watch Rastapussy.

Presenter: Agh isn’t he cute. Such a happy little guy. Some others have an opinion on this I believe:

Styke: Yea damn, means I cant take the mick outta him anymore. Ah nevermind, look there’s a newbie which needs spitting on. *Scuttles away*.

Goatboy: Think I care? 3 Songs to download:

Presenter: *Cutting in* Erm I think not Goatie. Right couple more stories to get through before I can go and light up. DW has an interesting tale to tell.

DW: The other day I thought I was going to cry, a WHOLE day without trying to get someone banned. In fact I’m going to brush up on my banning skills dammit.

Presenter: nice……..let’s hear some views:

Mystique: Hur hur, check out Monkeywinkels.tk, loads of Monkey porn Hur hur.

Hybrid: Mysty honey what do you want for tea?

Mystique: Erm how about Mokey legs?

Hybrid: Sure darling.

Presenter: You can see who wears the trousers in that house can’t you?

Mr.Ritze: I thought DW was a wrestler? Dead Wonder is just Gaz, and he’s a midget. In fact he should change his name to LM (Lil’ midge). Anyway must go, some unknown footie team is playing another unknown footie side.

Presenter: Right one more and I’m off. Some guy called AJ wants a rant:

AJ: Hercules a Jobbymonster *Giggles*

Hercules: AJ is a muffin man *Cackles*

Tom: AJ’s a melonhead *Giggles*

AJ: Tanfastic Tom.

Presenter: Booger this I’m off for some microchips….and a cigarette…..and to download a life.

*Lights fade*
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Indeed it is very small- just an idea i thought of this morning, cheers for reading.

Quintmeister, (Afka Quinty) :-)

Microchips wrote:
> Anyways, nice one Quinty, heh, you were right about pretty much
> everyone, especially Gaz. :D

:-D YAY, I got a mention in the replies too! Heh, I've quit the ban crew, I'm now a rebel with Herc and Tom :-)

Grr...damn newbies.

it was funny enought but i know drunk cow isnt like that..he sounds like a surfer dude..

How come i wasn't in the spoof?
My part would be WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league
WOKING are gonna win the league

am i annoying you ;D

"Brad: *Chases Whatshisname with his banning stick*"

Classic, heh

I watch the actual programme and this in comparison is pretty good, if not batter, than the actual thing :0

Well done!

Quintmeister wrote:

Presenter: Booger this I’m off for some microchips

Wahey, I got a mentoin, well, sort of! ;)

Anyways, nice one Quinty, heh, you were right about pretty much everyone, especially Gaz. :D

Quinty wrote:
> Heh- read it all Gaz!

I did dude.

Heh- read it all Gaz!

Er random.

DW: The other day I thought I was going to cry, a WHOLE day without trying to get someone banned. In fact I’m going to brush up on my banning skills dammit.

Gee, cheers dude, you say the nicest things, brings a tear to my eye