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"I have a special skill"

I can now kick a football up in the air, and catch it behind my head, all balanced like. Then I can flick it up, and catch it between my heel and my backside. Who says I'd never amount to anything?

In your face, careers officer!

I have no special skills. In fact, I have no skills at all. Ah well, what ya gonna do? :-)

i have a special skill too! i can actually listen to britney spears without hurling for 5 minutes...NO ONE CAN DO THAT!!!! after 5 minutes though, my stomach starts to churn..

brad@specialreserve wrote:
> I can tell the difference between Butter, and I can't believe it's not
> butter.

Don't be stupid! No one can do that!

(Simpsons Quote)

(Yes, I am sad)

Oh, I forgot, I have a *special* skill too!!

I can put 30 pencils in my hair without any falling out.

That is when my hair grows to afro proportions but nonetheless it is my claim to fame and earner of a weird kind of 'Haha you're a freak' respect in my school.

I shall break my record, then who'll be laughing!

You? Oh..

Congrats Snuggly - first, a pointless by groovy football skill, next the world!!

Mwhahahahaha!

*ahem*

wow you must feel really special....give yourself a round of applause Mr.Snuggly

I am a special skill.

AliBoy wrote:
> Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> I tried to do it with a three inch lemon, and failed. I said I
> could
> do it with a football. There is a difference.
>
> Have you tried with Pie? Like in the film?
>
> :-)

*Looks down trousers, see's steak and kidney stains*

Errrm... not like in the film. In the film they used apple pies.

Mystique wrote:
> Yeah..but why a lemon?
> :p

Well, why do they sell them in the shape of my lower anatomy? It's one of life's mysteries.

I can make waves go down my tounge. :)