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"JACKASS your way..."

What ideas have you guys got that could be used on Jackass? I think stealing a golf buggy would be funny. Or one of those lawnmowers from a garden centre.

I understand papa, if that is your real name.

yo ben, I resent the term cretin. I'm quite sure there is stuff you watch that I consider absolute garbage, but I am apt to slander the program, not the people who choose to watch it :o)

Bën wrote:
I was saying that the people who
> watch the show are stupid.

Im stupid and i dont care

:)

CDouch wrote:
> The guys do stupid things but that doesn't mean they're stupid.

Heh, I didn't say THEY were stupid. I was saying that the people who watch the show are stupid.

I called them cretins which they obviously are.

i like wee man as an oompah loompah, so maybe him jumping on a west end stage and doing a kickflip, while being chased by security

Also, Chris Pontius, or Party Boy is obviously a porn star.

:-D

You do know that the people in Jackass do other things as well as Jackass right? (aimed at guy who hates Jackass and wishes the cast death)

A lot are professional skaters etc. I'm not going to go into it in detail now so lets just take Bam Margera; He is a pro skater (even a character in Tony Hawk 3), he makes and stars in a series of videos, he's in jackass tv show and movie, his brother (who is also sometimes in the show) is in a band called CKY and Bam directs their videos.

The guys do stupid things but that doesn't mean they're stupid.

Errrrr....

*Runs*

:-D

AfroJoe wrote:
> What DO you like?

I like lots of things.

In terms of films I like a Charles Bronson movies (especially the Death Wish series), British films like Shallow Grave, Human Traffic, Trainspotting, Four Weddings, Rita, Sue and Bob Too etc. Also, John Carpenter stuff like Escape From New York, Assault on Precinct 13, The Thing and Big Trouble in Little China.

I also like cheesy films like Big Business, Jack and Sarah, St Elmo's Fire....

I especially like post apocolyptic productions like the Mad Max Trilogy (although not so much the third one), Dawn of the Dead, The Stand and Running Man.

I like all kinds of music except R&B and stuff like So Solid Crew.

My favourite bands are:
Stone Roses
Primal Scream
Oasis (not nowadays)
Charlatans
Ian Brown
Smashing Pumpkins
Faith No More
Guns N' Roses


As for TV programs I like stuff made by people with a talent for writing:
Simpsons, Sopranos, Men Behaving Badly, Game On, Two Pints of Lager, Alan Partridge, Hollyoaks(!) and old stuff like V, The Equaliser, The Fall Guy etc

What I can't stand is programs that I class as "poo-willy" programs such as Kirsty's Home Videos, Jackass and other stuff where there is little in the way of talent. Jackass is pathetic simply because it involves a bunch of inbreds doing stuff that isn't funny, just stupid. The worst of it is that these are a bunch of unemployed morons from the US and they are growing popular because all matter of cretins in the UK embrace what they are doing.

Bën wrote:
> The sooner they all kill themselves the better. That show is made by
> cretins for cretins.

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Again, your sense of humour has been portrayed as not a very good one.

What DO you like?

:-)