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August 21, 2002
Dear diary,
I just came up with my best plan yet to capture Peach! It's so simple,yet so complex at the same time. Why didn't I think of this before? My master plan is to capture Peach and leave a letter in her castle signed by Peach. It will say that bowser has taken her to a far away desert, but instead i will take her to my castle. HAHAHAHA!! Flawless plans come natural to a evil mastermind like me.
August 22, 2002
Dear diary,
I've captured Peach!!! It was much easier than i thought. I have her locked in my unescapable lair. HAHAHAHA! Take that Mario, you fool. Today was a long day I need my well deserved sleep.
August 23, 2002
Dear diary,
Peach has been calm today. This is indeed nice of her to not scream and wine about her misfourtune. I'm feelling at the top of my game today. Of course I am im the ruler of all that is evil. HAHAHAHA
August 24, 2002
Dear diary,
Where is Peach? This isn't happening. Has Mario goten her yet. Has my plan been foiled in a breif 3 days. No, of course not Bowser dont speak like that. No, of course. Of course!
August 25, 2002
dear Diary/
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Rooooooooaaaarrrrrrr. I found a note in the lair I had Peashez in. AHHHHHHHhhhh! It read "Bowser you're the fool you can't make a better plan than that". NO NO nO!! How can he play with me like that?
aUGuSt 26, 2002
DeAr dIaRy?
mY prIdE iS eatinG aWay aT mE. SlOwlY mY brain iS deSolvinG inTo nothinG. How can HE dO thAt tO suCh a wEAk minD aS myseLF. hahahaha. HE gaVe mE anOther LETTER iN thE laIr, HE saId i wiLL Never Win HIM. hahhaha. Is HE right. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
aguzt 30, 2002
diar journal{}|
i havnt rote in dis ting in a while. ive been a lil on da edge theze dayz late-tly. aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh. stop mario get out of mY HeaD. Peachexz i luv u- and u to peachexz.
szeptembert 6, 2002
journal u donT luv me, i hate u. Stooop HE Mario mans out of head u go. peachexz eat my food u dont in eygpt not. some Strange men came to my door tOdayz and thy sAId i needed to go tooo there mental clinik. No clinik, No.
zeptender 9, um who cares
i drove a hole nife threw HIS head. Bowser me went to Marios house and kill Mario,yes me Kill mr i lyke to make fun of Bowser.
september 27, 2002
Dear diary,
The men at the this nut house sent me my diary. Oh dear god, look how crazy i was. How can i let my self go that far. I will not be out of here for a while. I think my life has gone down the drain and there is only one thing left for this mastermind to do. Diary you helped me with my problems for a while, but it wont last so i decided to jump off this building tommorow and end this. Bye diary
P.S. forgive me Mario.
Dear diary,
I just came up with my best plan yet to capture Peach! It's so simple,yet so complex at the same time. Why didn't I think of this before? My master plan is to capture Peach and leave a letter in her castle signed by Peach. It will say that bowser has taken her to a far away desert, but instead i will take her to my castle. HAHAHAHA!! Flawless plans come natural to a evil mastermind like me.
August 22, 2002
Dear diary,
I've captured Peach!!! It was much easier than i thought. I have her locked in my unescapable lair. HAHAHAHA! Take that Mario, you fool. Today was a long day I need my well deserved sleep.
August 23, 2002
Dear diary,
Peach has been calm today. This is indeed nice of her to not scream and wine about her misfourtune. I'm feelling at the top of my game today. Of course I am im the ruler of all that is evil. HAHAHAHA
August 24, 2002
Dear diary,
Where is Peach? This isn't happening. Has Mario goten her yet. Has my plan been foiled in a breif 3 days. No, of course not Bowser dont speak like that. No, of course. Of course!
August 25, 2002
dear Diary/
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Rooooooooaaaarrrrrrr. I found a note in the lair I had Peashez in. AHHHHHHHhhhh! It read "Bowser you're the fool you can't make a better plan than that". NO NO nO!! How can he play with me like that?
aUGuSt 26, 2002
DeAr dIaRy?
mY prIdE iS eatinG aWay aT mE. SlOwlY mY brain iS deSolvinG inTo nothinG. How can HE dO thAt tO suCh a wEAk minD aS myseLF. hahahaha. HE gaVe mE anOther LETTER iN thE laIr, HE saId i wiLL Never Win HIM. hahhaha. Is HE right. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
aguzt 30, 2002
diar journal{}|
i havnt rote in dis ting in a while. ive been a lil on da edge theze dayz late-tly. aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh. stop mario get out of mY HeaD. Peachexz i luv u- and u to peachexz.
szeptembert 6, 2002
journal u donT luv me, i hate u. Stooop HE Mario mans out of head u go. peachexz eat my food u dont in eygpt not. some Strange men came to my door tOdayz and thy sAId i needed to go tooo there mental clinik. No clinik, No.
zeptender 9, um who cares
i drove a hole nife threw HIS head. Bowser me went to Marios house and kill Mario,yes me Kill mr i lyke to make fun of Bowser.
september 27, 2002
Dear diary,
The men at the this nut house sent me my diary. Oh dear god, look how crazy i was. How can i let my self go that far. I will not be out of here for a while. I think my life has gone down the drain and there is only one thing left for this mastermind to do. Diary you helped me with my problems for a while, but it wont last so i decided to jump off this building tommorow and end this. Bye diary
P.S. forgive me Mario.
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im leaving this gay member crap
bye
bye
C'mon that was too a sad ending, he died for crying out loud!
A turtle jumped off a building to it's death.
ONE OF GOD'S LIVING CREATURES...yatta yatta yatta.
A turtle jumped off a building to it's death.
ONE OF GOD'S LIVING CREATURES...yatta yatta yatta.
thnx u make me feel good
:(
um ........... yea
:(
um ........... yea
Drunk Cow wrote:
> um im not 4 im 16 ppl
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I really hate bashing newbies, as I think it's usually uncalled for. But I have to ask, have you recently failed GCSE English or something?
> um im not 4 im 16 ppl
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I really hate bashing newbies, as I think it's usually uncalled for. But I have to ask, have you recently failed GCSE English or something?
*Touches Drunk Cow*
Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh
Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh
Drunk Cow wrote:
> EDGY Y DO U HATE ME
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> that was an extremly artistic story and ur acting like a danm idiot
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>
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> my pie dispiezes u
>
> he rather be a monkey than talk to u
Stop being so full of yourself!
It reads like it was typed in 5 minutes, the storyline doesn't match the characters at all, and I don't like it.
Doesn't mean I hate you - but if you think that's extremely artistic, I'd think again.
> EDGY Y DO U HATE ME
>
> that was an extremly artistic story and ur acting like a danm idiot
>
>
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> my pie dispiezes u
>
> he rather be a monkey than talk to u
Stop being so full of yourself!
It reads like it was typed in 5 minutes, the storyline doesn't match the characters at all, and I don't like it.
Doesn't mean I hate you - but if you think that's extremely artistic, I'd think again.
um im not 4 im 16 ppl
EDGY Y DO U HATE ME
that was an extremly artistic story and ur acting like a danm idiot
my pie dispiezes u
he rather be a monkey than talk to u
that was an extremly artistic story and ur acting like a danm idiot
my pie dispiezes u
he rather be a monkey than talk to u
Undead wrote:
> How could you be smart? You haven't even started puberty yet.
can i point out u dont need to be have started puberty to be smart. when i was 11 my iq was 149. heh. anyway now im 15, and it is 134. damn
> How could you be smart? You haven't even started puberty yet.
can i point out u dont need to be have started puberty to be smart. when i was 11 my iq was 149. heh. anyway now im 15, and it is 134. damn
I just read it - I've read better I have to admit - not really a sad ending but an unlikely one for an evil lizard cartoon character. I can't really imagine Bowser being suicidal - or writing a diary for that matter.
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