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*Weakest Link music plays*
Anne: Hello, and welcome to... The Weakest Link! today we have a special Nintendo version of The Weakest Link, featuring your favourite characters from various Nintendo games. We only have 7 competing today, due to TV time (or me not being bothered enough to write any more than I will ;-)). Let's introduce the players.
*More music plays*
Donkey Kong: Hi, I'm Donkey Kong, or DK for short, and I come from Donkey Kong Land. My aim in life is to destroy King K.Rool for good! I like bananas very much.
Luigi: Hello, I'm Luigi. I come from The Mushroom Kingdom-a. I'm overshadowed by a certain person that you'll probably-a know the name of, and when I do get my own game I get sent to a creepy mansion-a to hoover up ghosts-a. *Sigh*
Conker: Hi, I'm Conker. I'm completely p!$$ed out of my damn head! I fink I used to be cute and fuwwy, but once that pub opened down the road, I've been up late and nights and wake up vomitting wiv a hangover. *Belch*
Mario: WHOO! I'm a-Mario. I star in all the best games ever-a! My full name is Mario Mario - cool, eh? I am the best platform gaming star ever-a!
Samus: Good day, I am Samus Aran, and I am known to you from the Metroid series of games. I hope to meet Ms. Dark one day down a lane so we can see who the toughest Nintendo woman is.
Joanna Dark: (scowling at Samus) Good afternoon, I am Ms. Dark. I'm 21 and I work for The Carrington Institute against the evil Datadyne company. My boss Daniel Carrington thinks I'm a sexy beast! I agree with him!
Link: Hey everyone! I'm Link! I've starred in some of the best games Nintendo have produced, and I'm very full of myself! I, despite being about 8 years old, can defeat grown men with super powers in sword fights! Oh how I am the best!
*Same music plays again*
Anne: Right, the aim today is to get as many questions right as possible, and the winner wins a Microsoft X-Box, signed by Bill Gates.
*At this saying, Samus walks off the stage, and Luigi is sick all over his dungarees*
Anne: errrr... now we've met the contestants, lets play... The Weakest Link!
-----Round 1-----
Anne: Donkey Kong, name a banana company!
Donkey Kong: Errr.... oooh ahh... bananas.
Anne: Nope, incorrect. Luigi, what do ghosts say to frighten people?
Luigi: Oh, I know-a. Boo.
Anne: Correct. Conker, which of these is not a beer company? Carlsberg, Holsten, Spade and Stella Artois?
Conker: None of (hic) them.
Anne: Wrong, the answer was Spade. Mario, what 2 creatures have shells? Turtles and...?
Mario: KOOPA TROOPAS!
Anne: Wrong, the answer was tortoises. Ms. Dark, what was the name of the alien you starred alongside in Perfect Dark?
Joanna Dark: Elvis.
Anne: Correct. Link, who does Ganondorf look like?
Link: Jasper Carrot?
Anne: Correct. That's the end of the round. So, which one of you has gone bananas? Whose brain has been shaken but not stirred? Whose pipes need a plumber? Who is the weakest link? Let the voting commence!
Donkey Kong: I vote... Conker.
Luigi: I vote... Mario.
Conker: I vote me. Get me out of this damn hellhole!
Mario: I vote Conker
Joanna Dark: I vote Mario.
Link: Can I vote Ganondorf?
Anne: Nope.
Link: Ah well, I vote Mario then.
*Music plays as voting ends*
Anne: Well, the voting has ended, and with 3 votes, Mario, you are The Weakest Link - goodbye!
Mario: What-a? But! But I never-a lose-a!
Anne: Quit the accent and get off the stage!
Mario: Oh... ok.
*Mario staunters off the stage, muttering about Luigi*
-----Round 2-----
Anne: Now onto Round 2. Donkey Kong, what was the name of the first game you starred in.
Donkey Kong: Donkey Kong... don't know...
Anne: I have to accept your first answer, which was Donkey Kong, and that is correct. Luigi, name a hoover company.
Luigi: Dyson?
Anne: Correct. Conker, what is the name of the pub in Eastenders?
Conker: For ****'s sake! It's da Queen Vic!
Anne: Errrr... correct. Ms. Dark...
Conker: I'm off down the pub!
Anne: But you're still in the middle of the game, Conker, and you could still win.
Conker: I don't give a rat's *** you ginger *****!
Anne: Oh, you can talk. Fine, go then.
*Conker storms off the stage, trips over and falls down the stairs off the stage*
Anne: Back to the quiz. Ms. Dark, name 4 James Bond films.
Joanna Dark: The Living Daylights, Goldeneye, Live And Let Die and The Spy Who Shagged Me?
Anne: The last one was incorrect. Link, what is 5 x 5?
Link: Errrr... 55?
Anne: Incorrect. That is the end of the round. Who has thrown their hopes in a lake? Who's chicken has overcooked? Who's flushed their own head down a toilet? Who is the weakest link? All vote, now.
Donkey Kong: I vote... Link.
Luigi: I vote... Link.
Joanna Dark: I vote... Link.
Link: I vote Ganondorf.
Anne: That's the voting over. Donkey Kong, why did you vote Link?
Donkey Kong: Well, he got the question wrong that he should've got right. I could've got that right, and I'm an ape.
Anne: What was the answer then, Donkey Kong?
Donkey Kong: Errrrrmmmm...
Anne: Well, with 3 votes Link, you are the Weakest LINK. Goodbye.
*Link takes the walk of shame off the stage, cursing his multiplying abilities*
-----Round 3-----
Anne: Onto the 3rd round. 3 contestants remaining, which is a little less than expected, but on we go anyway. Donkey Kong, who did you star alongside in Donkey Kong Country on SNES?
Donkey Kong: Cranky Kong!
Anne: Well... errrr... correct, although incorrect at the same time. Diddy Kong was the real answer. Luigi, which American city did you and Mario used to live in when you were plumbers?
Luigi: Hollywood-a.
Anne: Incorrect. The answer was Brooklyn.
Luigi: But! But... But when we-a filmed our film-a it was-a done in-a Hollywood! Or was it? Yeah, it was-a done in Hollywood-a.
Anne: The answer was incorrect! Moving on - Ms. Dark, name the developing team behind the Tony Hawk's series of games.
Joanna Dark: Activision.
Anne: Correct. That is the end of the round. Which of the 3 contestants will now take the walk of shame? Whose bath has overflowed? Whose Christmas has been cancelled? Who'll be shaken but not stirred? Who is the Weakest Link? All vote, now.
Donkey Kong: I vote... Luigi.
Luigi: I vote... Donkey Kong.
Joanna Dark: I vote..... Donkey Kong.
Anne: Donkey Kong, with 2 votes, you are the Weakest Link, goodbye.
*Donkey Kong backflips off the stage, and everyone else looks miffed as to why he's so happy*
Anne: Well, now we're on to the last round, and the aim of this round has a special feature in it now. The winner will be the person that answers quickest in a best out of 3 round. Let the final round begin.
*Joanna Dark and Luigi both look ready, so Anne starts the round*
Anne: Who is the former President of Nintendo?
Luigi: Hiroshi Yamauchi!
Anne: Correct, Luigi. You go 1 up. Now the 2nd question. Name 3 characters Shigeru Miyamoto created.
Joanna Dark: Mario, Donkey Kong and Link.
Anne: Correct, Joanna. Now, the descisive question. Who is the most well-known and most well liked Nintendo character?
Luigi: Ma... Ma... Maaaaaa... I can't-a say it-a.
Joanna Dark: Mario.
Anne: Correct, Joanna, you are today's strongest link, and you win yourself a Microsoft X-Box. Luigi, you are the loser, and the Weakest Link.
Luigi: Mario, I-a hate you! Everything-a is your fault-a!
*Luigi storms off the stage, and Joanna takes her X-Box reluctantly and walks off the stage also*
Anne: Well, that's it from me in this special edition Weakest Link. Goodbye.
*Anne winks, and her contact lense falls out*
Anne: Whoops! Can we cut that out? Can we...?
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Hope you enjoyed,
AJ.
Anne: Hello, and welcome to... The Weakest Link! today we have a special Nintendo version of The Weakest Link, featuring your favourite characters from various Nintendo games. We only have 7 competing today, due to TV time (or me not being bothered enough to write any more than I will ;-)). Let's introduce the players.
*More music plays*
Donkey Kong: Hi, I'm Donkey Kong, or DK for short, and I come from Donkey Kong Land. My aim in life is to destroy King K.Rool for good! I like bananas very much.
Luigi: Hello, I'm Luigi. I come from The Mushroom Kingdom-a. I'm overshadowed by a certain person that you'll probably-a know the name of, and when I do get my own game I get sent to a creepy mansion-a to hoover up ghosts-a. *Sigh*
Conker: Hi, I'm Conker. I'm completely p!$$ed out of my damn head! I fink I used to be cute and fuwwy, but once that pub opened down the road, I've been up late and nights and wake up vomitting wiv a hangover. *Belch*
Mario: WHOO! I'm a-Mario. I star in all the best games ever-a! My full name is Mario Mario - cool, eh? I am the best platform gaming star ever-a!
Samus: Good day, I am Samus Aran, and I am known to you from the Metroid series of games. I hope to meet Ms. Dark one day down a lane so we can see who the toughest Nintendo woman is.
Joanna Dark: (scowling at Samus) Good afternoon, I am Ms. Dark. I'm 21 and I work for The Carrington Institute against the evil Datadyne company. My boss Daniel Carrington thinks I'm a sexy beast! I agree with him!
Link: Hey everyone! I'm Link! I've starred in some of the best games Nintendo have produced, and I'm very full of myself! I, despite being about 8 years old, can defeat grown men with super powers in sword fights! Oh how I am the best!
*Same music plays again*
Anne: Right, the aim today is to get as many questions right as possible, and the winner wins a Microsoft X-Box, signed by Bill Gates.
*At this saying, Samus walks off the stage, and Luigi is sick all over his dungarees*
Anne: errrr... now we've met the contestants, lets play... The Weakest Link!
-----Round 1-----
Anne: Donkey Kong, name a banana company!
Donkey Kong: Errr.... oooh ahh... bananas.
Anne: Nope, incorrect. Luigi, what do ghosts say to frighten people?
Luigi: Oh, I know-a. Boo.
Anne: Correct. Conker, which of these is not a beer company? Carlsberg, Holsten, Spade and Stella Artois?
Conker: None of (hic) them.
Anne: Wrong, the answer was Spade. Mario, what 2 creatures have shells? Turtles and...?
Mario: KOOPA TROOPAS!
Anne: Wrong, the answer was tortoises. Ms. Dark, what was the name of the alien you starred alongside in Perfect Dark?
Joanna Dark: Elvis.
Anne: Correct. Link, who does Ganondorf look like?
Link: Jasper Carrot?
Anne: Correct. That's the end of the round. So, which one of you has gone bananas? Whose brain has been shaken but not stirred? Whose pipes need a plumber? Who is the weakest link? Let the voting commence!
Donkey Kong: I vote... Conker.
Luigi: I vote... Mario.
Conker: I vote me. Get me out of this damn hellhole!
Mario: I vote Conker
Joanna Dark: I vote Mario.
Link: Can I vote Ganondorf?
Anne: Nope.
Link: Ah well, I vote Mario then.
*Music plays as voting ends*
Anne: Well, the voting has ended, and with 3 votes, Mario, you are The Weakest Link - goodbye!
Mario: What-a? But! But I never-a lose-a!
Anne: Quit the accent and get off the stage!
Mario: Oh... ok.
*Mario staunters off the stage, muttering about Luigi*
-----Round 2-----
Anne: Now onto Round 2. Donkey Kong, what was the name of the first game you starred in.
Donkey Kong: Donkey Kong... don't know...
Anne: I have to accept your first answer, which was Donkey Kong, and that is correct. Luigi, name a hoover company.
Luigi: Dyson?
Anne: Correct. Conker, what is the name of the pub in Eastenders?
Conker: For ****'s sake! It's da Queen Vic!
Anne: Errrr... correct. Ms. Dark...
Conker: I'm off down the pub!
Anne: But you're still in the middle of the game, Conker, and you could still win.
Conker: I don't give a rat's *** you ginger *****!
Anne: Oh, you can talk. Fine, go then.
*Conker storms off the stage, trips over and falls down the stairs off the stage*
Anne: Back to the quiz. Ms. Dark, name 4 James Bond films.
Joanna Dark: The Living Daylights, Goldeneye, Live And Let Die and The Spy Who Shagged Me?
Anne: The last one was incorrect. Link, what is 5 x 5?
Link: Errrr... 55?
Anne: Incorrect. That is the end of the round. Who has thrown their hopes in a lake? Who's chicken has overcooked? Who's flushed their own head down a toilet? Who is the weakest link? All vote, now.
Donkey Kong: I vote... Link.
Luigi: I vote... Link.
Joanna Dark: I vote... Link.
Link: I vote Ganondorf.
Anne: That's the voting over. Donkey Kong, why did you vote Link?
Donkey Kong: Well, he got the question wrong that he should've got right. I could've got that right, and I'm an ape.
Anne: What was the answer then, Donkey Kong?
Donkey Kong: Errrrrmmmm...
Anne: Well, with 3 votes Link, you are the Weakest LINK. Goodbye.
*Link takes the walk of shame off the stage, cursing his multiplying abilities*
-----Round 3-----
Anne: Onto the 3rd round. 3 contestants remaining, which is a little less than expected, but on we go anyway. Donkey Kong, who did you star alongside in Donkey Kong Country on SNES?
Donkey Kong: Cranky Kong!
Anne: Well... errrr... correct, although incorrect at the same time. Diddy Kong was the real answer. Luigi, which American city did you and Mario used to live in when you were plumbers?
Luigi: Hollywood-a.
Anne: Incorrect. The answer was Brooklyn.
Luigi: But! But... But when we-a filmed our film-a it was-a done in-a Hollywood! Or was it? Yeah, it was-a done in Hollywood-a.
Anne: The answer was incorrect! Moving on - Ms. Dark, name the developing team behind the Tony Hawk's series of games.
Joanna Dark: Activision.
Anne: Correct. That is the end of the round. Which of the 3 contestants will now take the walk of shame? Whose bath has overflowed? Whose Christmas has been cancelled? Who'll be shaken but not stirred? Who is the Weakest Link? All vote, now.
Donkey Kong: I vote... Luigi.
Luigi: I vote... Donkey Kong.
Joanna Dark: I vote..... Donkey Kong.
Anne: Donkey Kong, with 2 votes, you are the Weakest Link, goodbye.
*Donkey Kong backflips off the stage, and everyone else looks miffed as to why he's so happy*
Anne: Well, now we're on to the last round, and the aim of this round has a special feature in it now. The winner will be the person that answers quickest in a best out of 3 round. Let the final round begin.
*Joanna Dark and Luigi both look ready, so Anne starts the round*
Anne: Who is the former President of Nintendo?
Luigi: Hiroshi Yamauchi!
Anne: Correct, Luigi. You go 1 up. Now the 2nd question. Name 3 characters Shigeru Miyamoto created.
Joanna Dark: Mario, Donkey Kong and Link.
Anne: Correct, Joanna. Now, the descisive question. Who is the most well-known and most well liked Nintendo character?
Luigi: Ma... Ma... Maaaaaa... I can't-a say it-a.
Joanna Dark: Mario.
Anne: Correct, Joanna, you are today's strongest link, and you win yourself a Microsoft X-Box. Luigi, you are the loser, and the Weakest Link.
Luigi: Mario, I-a hate you! Everything-a is your fault-a!
*Luigi storms off the stage, and Joanna takes her X-Box reluctantly and walks off the stage also*
Anne: Well, that's it from me in this special edition Weakest Link. Goodbye.
*Anne winks, and her contact lense falls out*
Anne: Whoops! Can we cut that out? Can we...?
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Hope you enjoyed,
AJ.
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What other 'Weakest Link' posts were there?
Cheers once again everyone.
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Well I haven't read any others John.J, and if there have been, at least AJ posts topics worth posting.
John.J wrote:
> Too many people have written weakest link spoofs.
Who cares if they are as good as this one. Great post AJ.
> Too many people have written weakest link spoofs.
Who cares if they are as good as this one. Great post AJ.
John.J wrote:
> Too many people have written weakest link spoofs.
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Incorrect.
Goodbye.
> Too many people have written weakest link spoofs.
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Incorrect.
Goodbye.
Too many people have written weakest link spoofs.
POP!
Nearly onto the next page.
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Nearly onto the next page.
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RM18 wrote:
> BIGMAN wrote:
> I remember RM18 doing a version of this but yours is a lot better
> mate, A***********************************!
>
> Charming...
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Hehe...
:-D
> BIGMAN wrote:
> I remember RM18 doing a version of this but yours is a lot better
> mate, A***********************************!
>
> Charming...
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Hehe...
:-D
I rule. Very much.
Ahem.
;-)
Cheers for the comments guys!
Ahem.
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Cheers for the comments guys!
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