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"Wario's silent cry for help"

Hello my name is Wario.
If your thinking, "Wario why haven't you been in any good games lately" well the answers will be reveiled here.
And if your thinking, "Wario how are you so extremly good looking" well my phone number is 305 207 6868, call me sometime.

During Mario Kart i was living really bad.I had no where to sleep, no one loved me, and i had to give 25 cent blows at the corner of the interstate. And as the days went by, the fatter i got. But one day, like it was out of a story book i found Waluigi. As we talked, we both came to notice that he was my lost long cousin's ......... um ........ brother's .....um, well i dont know exactly who he was but he sure was lost and pretty long if you no what i mean.

As the days went on me and waluigi got somewhat close.He even paid me an extra quarter for his daily blow.But one day Waluigi met up with my arch rival's brother Luigi. After that they did everything together, especialy tennis.

But one day when i put on my tiny hooker costume to go to work, Waluigi's bags were packed and he was at the door. At this moment Waluigi said something that haunted me untill today. He said " Are my bra staight I dont want to look like a fool in my office?" then he said "I'm leaving you!". My jaw droped and i nearly craped myself.

A month goes by in my lonely fortress. Untill i figered out that there making a new Super Smash Bros. and i had another chance to let out my anger and let out that crap that still was jammed up my butt for weeks,but that could wait. When the casting was finished i didn't make the cut. I remember Mario saying "HEHE I got it" and i picked up the nearest thing near me and thought of slicing his throat open, but when i thought about it i dont think I could do much damage with a stick of gum.

Many days i thought there was no point in living and that if there was justice in the world it was woopping me and my unnatural constapation every day. In my frige i had only a tub of butter and some extra stength lubricant(tasty). I knew my life was a battle for survival an i had to do something about it. At that moment i went to the nearest super k-mart and bought myself a stuffed donkey. His name was Fred. Was Fred the key to building my life again?

Me and fred went to the park one morning to see kids eaing ice cream, and out of the blue comes Mario. He comes right in my face and i began o shiver uncontrolably. He snatches Fred from my hands and bemands what i did to Luigi. I annonced slowly "I dont know". I could see his evil heart eat at him untill he seemed to emotionaly break, he then snaped Fred's head in two and walked away. "AAAAHHHHHHHH" i cried in disbelife. How can he do something like that, he knows how easily tempered i am, he knows what he had coming.

Out of great anger i picked up a whole tree and swung it at Mario's unsuspecting head. He falls to the floor in an instant. Blood cascaded out of his head like a gentle waterfall and all at the Mushroom Kingdom Park fled. I stood there swinging at nothing like a mad man. The police was on me with fear on there faces. I was sentenced life in prison!

All in my life seemed to revolve around that one moment. Now i was stuck in this place forever. Well that was until Nintendo aford to bail me out if i made a new game Wario World for them i agreed of course. But i've been so angry lately what if I do something evil once again..........

guess wat ..........





im naked under all my cloths

F@ñ†@§¥M€!§†€® said
>I thought the story was an original piece in that the reader had no idea >that Wario was narrating the story from jail/Nintendo HQ until the very >end. I enjoyed the way that the author was able to transpose themself >into the character Wario and still tell the story from a 1st person >perspective; possibly this is one of the most difficult aspects of >storytelling that authors have to overcome when composing literary works.
>
>The gritty style of the writing and the adult themes might have perhaps >been toned down a little (children, little ones, read these forums too). >However, the use of unique language (in terms of the SR Forums) and >streaming consciousness style of writing makes a refreshing change to the >norm.
>
>I believe that what we are witnessing here is the birth of a new >generation JD Salinger. Even he never thought of having a character >called 'Fred the donkey'. A future GAD winner/scriptwriter for Conker's >Bad Fur Day 2: Furballs, is amongst us, as long as they don't get banned >for abusive language in the meantime.





a notable said that wow


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Drunk Cow wrote:
> ppl read this please no 1 has read it 4 a while and im feeling all
> alone
> and theres a wierd man at my window telling me to open the door.....

If you do another one that is good and stop spamming every 10 minutes people might respect you more, OK

that was a really good topic who knew wario was in jail
:)

I thought the story was an original piece in that the reader had no idea that Wario was narrating the story from jail/Nintendo HQ until the very end. I enjoyed the way that the author was able to transpose themself into the character Wario and still tell the story from a 1st person perspective; possibly this is one of the most difficult aspects of storytelling that authors have to overcome when composing literary works.

The gritty style of the writing and the adult themes might have perhaps been toned down a little (children, little ones, read these forums too). However, the use of unique language (in terms of the SR Forums) and streaming consciousness style of writing makes a refreshing change to the norm.

I believe that what we are witnessing here is the birth of a new generation JD Salinger. Even he never thought of having a character called 'Fred the donkey'. A future GAD winner/scriptwriter for Conker's Bad Fur Day 2: Furballs, is amongst us, as long as they don't get banned for abusive language in the meantime.

ppl read this please no 1 has read it 4 a while and im feeling all alone
and theres a wierd man at my window telling me to open the door.....

$p!d£y wrote:
> F@ñ†@§¥M€!§†€® wrote:
> 'Gaming has rottened my brain'?
>
> You must be the complete OPPOSITE off me as gaming has helped my
> brain.


And yet you still manage to mis-spell a two letter word...

Actually made me laugh out loud a few times...

Very... random... story.

Indeed...

F@ñ†@§¥M€!§†€® wrote:
> 'Gaming has rottened my brain'?

You must be the complete OPPOSITE off me as gaming has helped my brain.

F@ñ†@§¥M€!§†€® wrote:
> 'Gaming has rottened my brain'?

You must be the complete OPPOSITE off me as gaming has helped my brain.