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Bowser,Sonic,Tails,all the Gorons from Zelda,what do all these game characters have in common.If have'nt thought of it yet you would of never known that all video game characters have no pee pees.
What the normal fans dont know is that they must cut off there manhood to become a video game star.Belive it or not the creators of these games kidnapp them and in a horrible way remove the pee pees off all and every character.
We have an exclusive interview with Sonic and he explains the tramatising experience...
ME=So Sonic what exactly happened to you
Sonic=Well they take you into a dark room.Then they struggle to put me into this chair and starp me on.It was a strong chair all my pointless collecting of ring abilities couldnt break through these lether straps.
ME=Thats amazing to hear.You Have beaten up many styrofoam made enemies like that.
Sonic=Well like i was saying then they pick up this huge knife and with tremendous force.......(Sonic pauses and looks to his left and beggins to cry at the memories).......um they....."wimper" "wimper"(Sonic then takes off this microphone and runs off not finishing the story cause his horrible memories)
Well there you have the truth about gaming characters.Oh and whats that you say,where do they put all those pee pees they cut off".Well have you ever played Britney's Dance Beat dont you thinkbritney has a bit to much camel toe........enough said..........
What the normal fans dont know is that they must cut off there manhood to become a video game star.Belive it or not the creators of these games kidnapp them and in a horrible way remove the pee pees off all and every character.
We have an exclusive interview with Sonic and he explains the tramatising experience...
ME=So Sonic what exactly happened to you
Sonic=Well they take you into a dark room.Then they struggle to put me into this chair and starp me on.It was a strong chair all my pointless collecting of ring abilities couldnt break through these lether straps.
ME=Thats amazing to hear.You Have beaten up many styrofoam made enemies like that.
Sonic=Well like i was saying then they pick up this huge knife and with tremendous force.......(Sonic pauses and looks to his left and beggins to cry at the memories).......um they....."wimper" "wimper"(Sonic then takes off this microphone and runs off not finishing the story cause his horrible memories)
Well there you have the truth about gaming characters.Oh and whats that you say,where do they put all those pee pees they cut off".Well have you ever played Britney's Dance Beat dont you thinkbritney has a bit to much camel toe........enough said..........
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um im a begginer to this story thingy and i dont think i no wats a regular
is it a disease................. dear god i hope i dont catch it
is it a disease................. dear god i hope i dont catch it
I have no idea what that even means.
Pls don't be a regular in disguise though, pls be real.
This dude for Notable.
Pls don't be a regular in disguise though, pls be real.
This dude for Notable.
snipe ur drowning me in ur kindness
ur like goatboy but without the extermly white hair
ur like goatboy but without the extermly white hair
Lol. Nice post.
your posts get betetr and better
thats true he does pee but he doesnt count cause he was secretly 1 of the ppl that helped cut them off
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Duke Nukem urinates many a time in his first 3D game.
Why don't they have pee pees?
You weird little man.
You weird little man.
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