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Morrowind on the PC.

Is it any good? Are there Elves in it? Can you kill the elves if they're in it?
Is it crap?

Can you burn houses down?

S##t

Morrowind: Too many elves, too many mushrooms, not enough railguns.

Plus points: Nice box.
Minus points: It's a chatroom with fancy graphics for beardy people.

Overall: Barbie Race and Ride has more skirt in it.

Be quiet you two, keep your pastel shaded shennanigins to yourself.

I must be a Vampire and vamp about.
And I want a big horsey to ride about - possibly to eat as well if he annoys me.

I hope the main character is a gay elve and you need to help him pick fruit from the gay tree and such forth

Right, I've got it.
Shall be playing it tonight.

I better be able to be a Vampire and kill Elves.
Or at least menace them and steal their goodies. And I want a cable-car. And a truck with rocket launchers on the side and a bazooka.

And an army of really narked Buzzards.

This better be good.

Ooo make him angry, I love it when he gets angry!
;p

Can I randomnly attack chicks in towns and carry them off to my evil Vampire lair and slaughter elves like the big gay wood ponces they are?

Or are you winding me up so I buy it and then get really, really angry?

I vant to suck your elevy blood

I can be a Vampire AND kill elves?

Best game ever