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Sex or Gaming?
Now. For the younger generation. This is easily gaming. However, they still think about the taboo. Sex. This however, seeing as they could not probably have sex yet. Or the fact that they are horribly underage. Means that they can easily choose here, gaming.
Gaming
Pro's - Cheap. After the first time, its free until your fed up of it. Many varieties on sale. Choose from thousands. Doesn't talk to you, doesn't answer back, doesn't need feeding or a warm bed. Just regular, "treating". Usually once a day, they won't mind though if its only once a week. Which is ok though, because its only you thats benefitting from "treating" it. So, its up to you.
Cons - Costs quite a bit to get started. You need certain equipment. You cannot pick up, "Items" that are avaliable in other countries for quite a while afterwards. Which, kinda sucks if you think about it, because you just can't wait to give it a good "Treating" too ;o)
May fail to deliver. Meaning that you have to take it back and trade it in for a new model. This is time consuming, and unnecessary. I mean, you only wanted to give it a good "treating" too didn't you? Its refined and messed about with before you get it anyways. Surely it sound hit the spot, first time? ;oP
Sex
For those that have experienced this, wonderful experience. Will know that, it totally canes everything in site.
Pro's - Mind blowing sex, can leave you totally exhausted and unable to work, therefore you must sleep and not go into work. Or do housework. Or any activities. If your a bit of a stud, you'll get know, as someone who gives great sex. You'll have ladies queuing up. Which is a huge ego boost. Its. Amazing.
Cons - Sexual diseases really suck. If you cannot, "Get it up" you'll be a bit, kinda, screwed in your area. You'll probably get a name tag, like, "Floppy" or something silly ;o) Mm, not really many cons, for sex. Underage. Is.. risky. And, well, unplanned pregnancies and there forth. They, also suck. It normally goes off, with.. an explosion ;o) but, if gone wrong, its a downward spiral.
So, your choice Ladies and Gentlemen.
What would you choose.
Sex.
Or.
Gaming?
You decide.
GasMask
;o)
> I play games during sex and before and after sex. Then smoke a cigar,
> tell her to leave and call up the next one.
Could someone wake up er-no please?
Sometimes, and I'm sorry to break it to you, sex isn't that appealing. Anyone that says different is
(a) A virgin and boasting to look cool
(b) John Holmes
There are times when you have to, and I mean have to, get down. Especially with a new person. That console doesn't get a look in.
Then there are times when you just fancy seeing mates and playing videogames.
So, in answer, it depends.
> Sibs wrote:
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> Ant, I think he's winking at you... ;-)
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> Lol ;o)
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> "Ooo no he's winking at me now!"
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> Mwuaha
He is winking at me know.
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> Ant, I think he's winking at you... ;-)
Lol ;o)
"Ooo no he's winking at me now!"
Mwuaha
> A few topics say the GameCube sucks...
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> So i guess you might be able to get the best of both worlds with it...
Just clicked on, LOL
So i guess you might be able to get the best of both worlds with it...
(take THAT X-box fanboys)
> GasMask wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> Are you sure you've experienced both, Gassie? {:)
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> Very much so ;oP
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> Yeah, I bet.
Ant, I think he's winking at you... ;-)
How could you choose gaming over good sex though?
Honestly you people..