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Sex or Gaming?
Now. For the younger generation. This is easily gaming. However, they still think about the taboo. Sex. This however, seeing as they could not probably have sex yet. Or the fact that they are horribly underage. Means that they can easily choose here, gaming.
Gaming
Pro's - Cheap. After the first time, its free until your fed up of it. Many varieties on sale. Choose from thousands. Doesn't talk to you, doesn't answer back, doesn't need feeding or a warm bed. Just regular, "treating". Usually once a day, they won't mind though if its only once a week. Which is ok though, because its only you thats benefitting from "treating" it. So, its up to you.
Cons - Costs quite a bit to get started. You need certain equipment. You cannot pick up, "Items" that are avaliable in other countries for quite a while afterwards. Which, kinda sucks if you think about it, because you just can't wait to give it a good "Treating" too ;o)
May fail to deliver. Meaning that you have to take it back and trade it in for a new model. This is time consuming, and unnecessary. I mean, you only wanted to give it a good "treating" too didn't you? Its refined and messed about with before you get it anyways. Surely it sound hit the spot, first time? ;oP
Sex
For those that have experienced this, wonderful experience. Will know that, it totally canes everything in site.
Pro's - Mind blowing sex, can leave you totally exhausted and unable to work, therefore you must sleep and not go into work. Or do housework. Or any activities. If your a bit of a stud, you'll get know, as someone who gives great sex. You'll have ladies queuing up. Which is a huge ego boost. Its. Amazing.
Cons - Sexual diseases really suck. If you cannot, "Get it up" you'll be a bit, kinda, screwed in your area. You'll probably get a name tag, like, "Floppy" or something silly ;o) Mm, not really many cons, for sex. Underage. Is.. risky. And, well, unplanned pregnancies and there forth. They, also suck. It normally goes off, with.. an explosion ;o) but, if gone wrong, its a downward spiral.
So, your choice Ladies and Gentlemen.
What would you choose.
Sex.
Or.
Gaming?
You decide.
GasMask
;o)
> GasMask wrote:
> Now, here's a toughy.
> Sex or Gaming?
> Gaming
>
> Pro's - Cheap.
>
> erm...and how much do you pay for Sex???
Mm, nothing :o)
> erm...and how much do you pay for Sex???
Ł30 if you're single.
Washing machine, house, car, new curtains, carpets, porcelain ornaments, hoover and a contract written in blood confirming that when you die your soul belongs to your partner for eternity if you're married.
> Now, here's a toughy.
> Sex or Gaming?
> Gaming
>
> Pro's - Cheap.
erm...and how much do you pay for Sex???
> Chicken
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> Sex or Music?
Sex while Listening to music.
I want sex though and I shall get it soon because well I'm great
PC is broken
Such a cruel world
Sex or Music?
There's a tricky one
Music
> er-no wrote:
> I play games during sex and before and after sex. Then smoke a
> cigar,
> tell her to leave and call up the next one.
>
> Could someone wake up er-no please?
LOL