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This is a poem,
all about
when I had a party
with you lot at my house
What a great laugh
you all were to me
but why the hell
did you tie me to a tree
'Why not Sniper'
why not him I cried
but the answer I got
was that he had already died
I remember bits of the party though
I remember the women with baps
Oh yeah.. Goatboys hoe
He was having fun
in that cupboard of mine
but did he really have to
make her scream a whine
That put me off,
following Mystique
just as well,
downstairs I was weak
before the party,
I emptied my duck
cos I thought on that night
I was going to roll in muck.
Yes, thats right,
There was a mud bath
But only one used it
Grix had that laugh
What else can I remember
Because as I type this now
my house is burnt
right down to the ground
I think people were in it
Goatboy still might have been there
I suppose thats how he would have wanted to die
With a mouthful of hair.
Thats a good way to go,
I wish that was me,
I ask again,
Which crapheads,
tied me to a tree.
Starlight did dance,
he never actually stopped.
With the amount he drank
Why didn't he pop?
Ant just sat,
with his minions on the floor
Eating pringles and shouting
'Who wants one more?'
Meka was there,
Well, thats what I think
I haven't seen many dragons
With nametags and that wink.
Then again,
I was terribly drunk
I think I wet myself
Against that tree trunk
All in all,
there were about 40 of us there
Who was dressed as a white rabbit
That guy needs somebody to care.
Tony drove past
and threw us a free game
'Turok: Rage Wars'
Damn that is lame.
I wanted a console
It might have been hard
To throw one of them
Out of a speeding car.
Imagine him trying
To throw out an Xbox
The cars speed,
wouldn't have registered on the speed clock
The weight of that thing
the colour of crap.
Rage Wars sounds a lot
better then that.
All of you were there,
monkey_man was great
he kept asking Mystique
out on a date,
I don't think he failed
I don't think he scored
She wanted everyone
to give her a call.
It started at seven
and ended at four
I think the police
broke down the door
Reaper was hacking
into someones account
Hopefully he got bail
on a good equal amount.
Grix was sitting,
alone near the door
when approached he quoted
'James Bond' - Roger Moore
Styrke stole, everyones drink
I think I saw him
Empty them near the sink.
Thanks for coming,
A big thanks from me.
Can somebody come
and untie me from this tree.
Its starting to hurt.
I am running low on breath
Oh well, I will die with the fairies
and lick them in my dreams.
all about
when I had a party
with you lot at my house
What a great laugh
you all were to me
but why the hell
did you tie me to a tree
'Why not Sniper'
why not him I cried
but the answer I got
was that he had already died
I remember bits of the party though
I remember the women with baps
Oh yeah.. Goatboys hoe
He was having fun
in that cupboard of mine
but did he really have to
make her scream a whine
That put me off,
following Mystique
just as well,
downstairs I was weak
before the party,
I emptied my duck
cos I thought on that night
I was going to roll in muck.
Yes, thats right,
There was a mud bath
But only one used it
Grix had that laugh
What else can I remember
Because as I type this now
my house is burnt
right down to the ground
I think people were in it
Goatboy still might have been there
I suppose thats how he would have wanted to die
With a mouthful of hair.
Thats a good way to go,
I wish that was me,
I ask again,
Which crapheads,
tied me to a tree.
Starlight did dance,
he never actually stopped.
With the amount he drank
Why didn't he pop?
Ant just sat,
with his minions on the floor
Eating pringles and shouting
'Who wants one more?'
Meka was there,
Well, thats what I think
I haven't seen many dragons
With nametags and that wink.
Then again,
I was terribly drunk
I think I wet myself
Against that tree trunk
All in all,
there were about 40 of us there
Who was dressed as a white rabbit
That guy needs somebody to care.
Tony drove past
and threw us a free game
'Turok: Rage Wars'
Damn that is lame.
I wanted a console
It might have been hard
To throw one of them
Out of a speeding car.
Imagine him trying
To throw out an Xbox
The cars speed,
wouldn't have registered on the speed clock
The weight of that thing
the colour of crap.
Rage Wars sounds a lot
better then that.
All of you were there,
monkey_man was great
he kept asking Mystique
out on a date,
I don't think he failed
I don't think he scored
She wanted everyone
to give her a call.
It started at seven
and ended at four
I think the police
broke down the door
Reaper was hacking
into someones account
Hopefully he got bail
on a good equal amount.
Grix was sitting,
alone near the door
when approached he quoted
'James Bond' - Roger Moore
Styrke stole, everyones drink
I think I saw him
Empty them near the sink.
Thanks for coming,
A big thanks from me.
Can somebody come
and untie me from this tree.
Its starting to hurt.
I am running low on breath
Oh well, I will die with the fairies
and lick them in my dreams.
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a little weird, but nice as i know how you feel, really.
Yes, Grix has always had a thing for Roger.
:D
:D
er-no wrote:
before the party,
I emptied my duck
cos I thought on that night
I was going to roll in muck
Ahhhh the edited version ;)
I liked Grix's part it just suited him so well methinks.
before the party,
I emptied my duck
cos I thought on that night
I was going to roll in muck
Ahhhh the edited version ;)
I liked Grix's part it just suited him so well methinks.
This is a poem,
all about
when I had a party
with you lot at my house
What a great laugh
you all were to me
but why the hell
did you tie me to a tree
'Why not Sniper'
why not him I cried
but the answer I got
was that he had already died
I remember bits of the party though
I remember the women with baps
Oh yeah.. Goatboys hoe
He was having fun
in that cupboard of mine
but did he really have to
make her scream a whine
That put me off,
following Mystique
just as well,
downstairs I was weak
before the party,
I emptied my duck
cos I thought on that night
I was going to roll in muck.
Yes, thats right,
There was a mud bath
But only one used it
Grix had that laugh
What else can I remember
Because as I type this now
my house is burnt
right down to the ground
I think people were in it
Goatboy still might have been there
I suppose thats how he would have wanted to die
With a mouthful of hair.
Thats a good way to go,
I wish that was me,
I ask again,
Which crapheads,
tied me to a tree.
Starlight did dance,
he never actually stopped.
With the amount he drank
Why didn't he pop?
Ant just sat,
with his minions on the floor
Eating pringles and shouting
'Who wants one more?'
Meka was there,
Well, thats what I think
I haven't seen many dragons
With nametags and that wink.
Then again,
I was terribly drunk
I think I wet myself
Against that tree trunk
All in all,
there were about 40 of us there
Who was dressed as a white rabbit
That guy needs somebody to care.
Tony drove past
and threw us a free game
'Turok: Rage Wars'
Damn that is lame.
I wanted a console
It might have been hard
To throw one of them
Out of a speeding car.
Imagine him trying
To throw out an Xbox
The cars speed,
wouldn't have registered on the speed clock
The weight of that thing
the colour of crap.
Rage Wars sounds a lot
better then that.
All of you were there,
monkey_man was great
he kept asking Mystique
out on a date,
I don't think he failed
I don't think he scored
She wanted everyone
to give her a call.
It started at seven
and ended at four
I think the police
broke down the door
Reaper was hacking
into someones account
Hopefully he got bail
on a good equal amount.
Grix was sitting,
alone near the door
when approached he quoted
'James Bond' - Roger Moore
Styrke stole, everyones drink
I think I saw him
Empty them near the sink.
Thanks for coming,
A big thanks from me.
Can somebody come
and untie me from this tree.
Its starting to hurt.
I am running low on breath
Oh well, I will die with the fairies
and lick them in my dreams.
all about
when I had a party
with you lot at my house
What a great laugh
you all were to me
but why the hell
did you tie me to a tree
'Why not Sniper'
why not him I cried
but the answer I got
was that he had already died
I remember bits of the party though
I remember the women with baps
Oh yeah.. Goatboys hoe
He was having fun
in that cupboard of mine
but did he really have to
make her scream a whine
That put me off,
following Mystique
just as well,
downstairs I was weak
before the party,
I emptied my duck
cos I thought on that night
I was going to roll in muck.
Yes, thats right,
There was a mud bath
But only one used it
Grix had that laugh
What else can I remember
Because as I type this now
my house is burnt
right down to the ground
I think people were in it
Goatboy still might have been there
I suppose thats how he would have wanted to die
With a mouthful of hair.
Thats a good way to go,
I wish that was me,
I ask again,
Which crapheads,
tied me to a tree.
Starlight did dance,
he never actually stopped.
With the amount he drank
Why didn't he pop?
Ant just sat,
with his minions on the floor
Eating pringles and shouting
'Who wants one more?'
Meka was there,
Well, thats what I think
I haven't seen many dragons
With nametags and that wink.
Then again,
I was terribly drunk
I think I wet myself
Against that tree trunk
All in all,
there were about 40 of us there
Who was dressed as a white rabbit
That guy needs somebody to care.
Tony drove past
and threw us a free game
'Turok: Rage Wars'
Damn that is lame.
I wanted a console
It might have been hard
To throw one of them
Out of a speeding car.
Imagine him trying
To throw out an Xbox
The cars speed,
wouldn't have registered on the speed clock
The weight of that thing
the colour of crap.
Rage Wars sounds a lot
better then that.
All of you were there,
monkey_man was great
he kept asking Mystique
out on a date,
I don't think he failed
I don't think he scored
She wanted everyone
to give her a call.
It started at seven
and ended at four
I think the police
broke down the door
Reaper was hacking
into someones account
Hopefully he got bail
on a good equal amount.
Grix was sitting,
alone near the door
when approached he quoted
'James Bond' - Roger Moore
Styrke stole, everyones drink
I think I saw him
Empty them near the sink.
Thanks for coming,
A big thanks from me.
Can somebody come
and untie me from this tree.
Its starting to hurt.
I am running low on breath
Oh well, I will die with the fairies
and lick them in my dreams.
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