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Potato Scone
I walked out HMV today...
Kiss My Solitaire
Will no longer be frequent because although the Summer holidays make way for great fun it hasn't happened as you know... no job... all mates have jobs.
Well after these holidays I'll be back at school... then have a part-time job... with a girlfriend because I've deceided to accept tge thousands of offers because it's been a while... then I'll join my mate's band... lead vocalist and rhyhm guitarist of course.
So enjoy it while you can :D
What can we do?
Lets have a party
Inviting everyone and you.
I begin to weep
and then begin to sing
"Where the hell is the bloody sheep"
With the shot of vodka
Inside of his gut
Starlight began to strut
At first it was slow,
then it got fast
The guy started twisting
Up and down a pole-mast
"Thats meant for a women"
Goatboy did shout
Grix Thraves didn't care
He wrote a poem all about:
'The quirky time, when Sheepy left'
Why he wrote this, only Dringo did know
We all then saw Goatboy,
scream for a hoe
It was obvious at that point,
he needed to go.
Back at the bar,
away from the scene.
er-no was drinking
and beginning to dream
Of fairies with baps
as Goatboy would say
lets just hope
The fairies aren't gay
His dream was filled
With flashes of death
Then he realised
He had ran out of breath
Everyone panicked.
Starlight still danced
er-no was a goner
Starlight 'still' danced.
er-no got annoyed,
and decided to breath
He had faked his faint
so he could escape to his dream.
Starlight saw, the mood is his eyes
instead of dancing, he began to cry.
Grix still wrote,
a poem with it all
the laughs and jokes
of a pub full of fools.
Me bored. You tarzan.
Hip hip hooray
He posts what he's dreaming
And we all think he's gay
:)
It's the best (and worst) I could do.
I actually quite liked the topics you posted, no reason I just did.
(Maybe it's one of those things that make you realise someone somewhere is worse off than you) Sorry :)
Stop posting. :)
lol
> I'm gonna go get that posh girl and do her.
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Posh?
You know what that means?
Up the rear... apparently
*steps away from love life conversation as it only gets him depressed*