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"Go... Tell them about us..."

Hmmm, chat figures have been down recently, so something has to be done about it. In a Fight Club-esque homework assignment, you must all tell your friends about UKchatforums.com and tell them to post here. Only the intelligent ones mind, not the 8 year spammers who'll choke up the place with their inane gabble. And we've got quite enough poets for one forum, thank you. And one Goatboy is enough too.

So yeah, go tell your friends about these forums TODAY, or TOMORROW, because the numbers are down, and we like high numbers at SR. Don't forget to tell them about how they can win games and DVDs and stuff, just for being slightly intelligent. After all, it's a good community-style place, and we're very welcoming towards newcomers... right?

Now fly my pretties, fly!

JobyOne wrote:
> Most of the people on here are me...



Like er-no for instance :-)

I take it you've only won one game/dvd then Áshley.

:P

Part of the reason why posting is down is that a lot of people have no sr shop near them. They come on to win a game cos there friends tell them and now they can't be bothered as they have to win twice as they will only win "a useless membership" as they have no store near buy and have no qualms about taking there business elsewhere online as they are likely to find a matching price elsewhere. It would work if the internet wasn't such a broad market, so youve lost a lot of posters who would initially be attracted in by the chance to win a prize.

Most of the people on here are me...

:-D jokes

Lawless Fever wrote:
> ():) <--My new sailorboy icon :D

If you tilt your heads it looks more like a mushroom.

Quite a few of my mates know about the forums and have tried registering, but you see they're not as clever as me and find the registeration thing too complicated.

Poor, dumb fools!

I've E-Mailed everyone in my inbox who isn't:

a) Already a member
b) A banned member
c) Foreign :D

Sorted. About 30 mails sent :)

SR are encouraging us to send spam E-Mails! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! ():) <--My new sailorboy icon :D

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> This isn't a bloody lonely hearts column, now get to work.
>
> *whips*

lol! ouch ;)

I could get my girlfriend to post.

But shes got a Playstation(1), so she doesn't know alot about gaming.

*gets a slap*

'Sorry dear'.

Ok you win.