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This *IS* Beyond SR!
Right, I was thinking…(waits for the gasps!)…what you forum members do when other then posting on SR…what you do for a hobby, or maybe a living. So, here goes! These are jokes, okay?
Let’s start with the staff! First up…
Tony – This is hard. Where do I start…right, got it. If you’ve seen this guys pic, you *MAY* see my point here, but probably not! Whenever I see his picture (once in a while), I always think of that old guy in GTA3 (no offence Tony). This old guy is connected to the mafia. Therefore, I reckon when not in control of SR (yeah, he’s ALWAYS in control of SR), he is a secret (well, it was) member of the mafia, and played a part in GTA3! Yeah, that’s it!
Schroeder – I can see the obvious here…having a German name an all. So, I thought, maybe Schro is the Hitler of 2002! Or even better, my guess is that Schro is the ORIGINAL Hitler…the one during World War Two in case you didn’t know. This is what I thought until I saw that Schroeder had an English name (am I allowed to say on the forums? :-S)…this must mean that she ISN’T after all Hitler. D’you think maybe she was Churchill?
Righty hum, they are the only staff that I could be bothered to do, except of course Brad (who gets a special mention), but he’s busy enough dealing with the bannings and of course, handing out GAD’s to the very special forum members who give him a very special mention in their spoofs!
Microchips – Well, we all know what Micro does beyond SR. Of course, other then being a micro food, he is also a part time chip shop worker (what do they call them these days?). Did you know he never called himself Microchips after the computer chips? It’s true, he told me. He called himself Microchips to devote his love to the food and the Microfood brand! Anyway, three cheers for Mickey the Chippy…or not!
Hercules – Either way you look at his name, you’ll see that he is powerful. If he’s the great Hercules, like that bloke, Greek I think, then he’ll be very tough…or, if he’s like the graphics card, Hercules, then he is fairly tough. So, either way I work through this, I hereby declare Hercules the Worlds Toughest Bloke. Oh, and Matt Hughes, he’s probably a footballer beyond SR, taking after the great Mark ‘Sparky’ Hughes!
AfroJoe – All the way from Scotland…hmm, its gunna be hard for me to tell what AJ does other then post on the forums. Ah, the name gives it away. Umm, right, I’ve just figured it out…AJ is simply that bloke from the Nescafé adverts! Nah, that’s a crap job for such a *top* poster…I know what AJ does. He’s a movie star! Ah, but he’s not an actor, oh no, he’s an ACTRESS! Who’s seen Austin Powers 3: Goldmember? Yes, I have. AJ probably won’t know this himself…but he actually stared in that film! He started as that woman, what’s her name…umm, Foxy Cleopatra. See, I bet you didn’t know that!
Lawless Fever – So, what’s new? We all know Shaneo is LF, and all that. So, what does Shaneo do whilst not posting on SR? Y’see, like Tony, I had to look at his mugshot to find out what he does. Here’s what I researched and came up with (:-D). Shaneo is trying to take over the world. Take your minds back to when nobody knew he was Shaneo…in every post, trying to be evil (yes, MUAHHHHHHHAAA counts as trying to be evil) and trying to scare all the nOObs and JATs away! He was first trying to take over SR…then England…and now the WORLD! ARGHHHHHHH…
Dr. Duck – Now, I don’t really now this guy, and have hardly seen any of his posts, which leads me to think he’s a Ninty man, but, Chippy asked me to do him (please, tell me that didn’t sound a tad gay). So, looking at his name, it’s pretty simple that along with his colleague Mr. Muscle, he cleans TOILETS! I dunno what has made me think this but anyway, I hope he likes his newfound profession!
RM18 – Isn’t RM a computer company, like RM Nimbus? If so, then I think I’m in luck with looking for Russ’ job outside the forums. But, 18…now, I know that he SAYS that’s his age, but really, it isn’t. I think it’s a secret code maybe. Hmmmm…it’s not the code for any of the RM’s. This can only lead me to one thing…RM is a man of mystery!
Ben/Lord H – I know Ben’s job. He stays on SR 24/7…being the secret member of the Ban Clan (no funny comments please). Oh, wasn’t I meant to say anything? But, anyway…moving on, Ben does do something beyond SR…he’s a newspaper critic. He always complains at people and moans about their posts. He criticises everything and everybody he meets (although he is a cool guy, so realise, this is *probably* not true!) which I can only assume means he works for the Mirror!
Mystique – Being clumsy like women are (waits for Rosalind’s reply), I think Myst has a job involving stripping (hey, I had to find some sort of job for her!). Yes…she’s a stripper at Rhino’s nightclub! Still, at least she never turned out to be a prost-*ahem* (didn’t know if SR will allow me saying prossie…OOPS).
Fuzzy – Fuzzy…hmm, cool name. I’m thinking of something a little cold, and maybe a little hairy. Look at yourselves, all sniggering at what I said. I wasn’t talking about that; I was talking about a polar bear! Well, he obviously isn’t a polar bear, as I’ve seen him on his web cam…so, maybe he’s one of those stupid mascots at the theme parks. Like, an entertainer! Everyone thinks he’s brainy, and I can say, he is, but maybe he just can’t find a decent job. Anyway, what’s wrong with being an entertainer at a theme park? Yeah…
OTHERS WHO DESERVE A MENTION (not a special mention, like the one Brad got. :-P)
JAR is simple a jar.
Quinty is some poof cos his name’s Harry Carter (sounds like the bloke from the Manic’s song ‘Kevin Carter’).
Kerrang sold his name, and later his life to Kerrang magazine…he’s the man who wears the Kerrang ‘!’ paper bag over his head.
Ant is simple like an ant…one’s okay, easy to deal with, but get loads of them and all hell (sorry Ant! :-)) breaks loose!
Edgy…we all know that he’s a vampire, so nothing new discovered there! Oh, and he sucks people’s blood :-D.
10001010 is the weight of Reynolds.
Credit goes to Microchips…for doing diddlysquat in this post!
Right, please, don’t take offence to these posts! As you can tell, I wrote it as a little joke, cos FOGchat is, at the moment, totally boring, and needs a little joke (this post is a joke :-P) for people to have a chuckle at…or not.
DW
Right, I was thinking…(waits for the gasps!)…what you forum members do when other then posting on SR…what you do for a hobby, or maybe a living. So, here goes! These are jokes, okay?
Let’s start with the staff! First up…
Tony – This is hard. Where do I start…right, got it. If you’ve seen this guys pic, you *MAY* see my point here, but probably not! Whenever I see his picture (once in a while), I always think of that old guy in GTA3 (no offence Tony). This old guy is connected to the mafia. Therefore, I reckon when not in control of SR (yeah, he’s ALWAYS in control of SR), he is a secret (well, it was) member of the mafia, and played a part in GTA3! Yeah, that’s it!
Schroeder – I can see the obvious here…having a German name an all. So, I thought, maybe Schro is the Hitler of 2002! Or even better, my guess is that Schro is the ORIGINAL Hitler…the one during World War Two in case you didn’t know. This is what I thought until I saw that Schroeder had an English name (am I allowed to say on the forums? :-S)…this must mean that she ISN’T after all Hitler. D’you think maybe she was Churchill?
Righty hum, they are the only staff that I could be bothered to do, except of course Brad (who gets a special mention), but he’s busy enough dealing with the bannings and of course, handing out GAD’s to the very special forum members who give him a very special mention in their spoofs!
Microchips – Well, we all know what Micro does beyond SR. Of course, other then being a micro food, he is also a part time chip shop worker (what do they call them these days?). Did you know he never called himself Microchips after the computer chips? It’s true, he told me. He called himself Microchips to devote his love to the food and the Microfood brand! Anyway, three cheers for Mickey the Chippy…or not!
Hercules – Either way you look at his name, you’ll see that he is powerful. If he’s the great Hercules, like that bloke, Greek I think, then he’ll be very tough…or, if he’s like the graphics card, Hercules, then he is fairly tough. So, either way I work through this, I hereby declare Hercules the Worlds Toughest Bloke. Oh, and Matt Hughes, he’s probably a footballer beyond SR, taking after the great Mark ‘Sparky’ Hughes!
AfroJoe – All the way from Scotland…hmm, its gunna be hard for me to tell what AJ does other then post on the forums. Ah, the name gives it away. Umm, right, I’ve just figured it out…AJ is simply that bloke from the Nescafé adverts! Nah, that’s a crap job for such a *top* poster…I know what AJ does. He’s a movie star! Ah, but he’s not an actor, oh no, he’s an ACTRESS! Who’s seen Austin Powers 3: Goldmember? Yes, I have. AJ probably won’t know this himself…but he actually stared in that film! He started as that woman, what’s her name…umm, Foxy Cleopatra. See, I bet you didn’t know that!
Lawless Fever – So, what’s new? We all know Shaneo is LF, and all that. So, what does Shaneo do whilst not posting on SR? Y’see, like Tony, I had to look at his mugshot to find out what he does. Here’s what I researched and came up with (:-D). Shaneo is trying to take over the world. Take your minds back to when nobody knew he was Shaneo…in every post, trying to be evil (yes, MUAHHHHHHHAAA counts as trying to be evil) and trying to scare all the nOObs and JATs away! He was first trying to take over SR…then England…and now the WORLD! ARGHHHHHHH…
Dr. Duck – Now, I don’t really now this guy, and have hardly seen any of his posts, which leads me to think he’s a Ninty man, but, Chippy asked me to do him (please, tell me that didn’t sound a tad gay). So, looking at his name, it’s pretty simple that along with his colleague Mr. Muscle, he cleans TOILETS! I dunno what has made me think this but anyway, I hope he likes his newfound profession!
RM18 – Isn’t RM a computer company, like RM Nimbus? If so, then I think I’m in luck with looking for Russ’ job outside the forums. But, 18…now, I know that he SAYS that’s his age, but really, it isn’t. I think it’s a secret code maybe. Hmmmm…it’s not the code for any of the RM’s. This can only lead me to one thing…RM is a man of mystery!
Ben/Lord H – I know Ben’s job. He stays on SR 24/7…being the secret member of the Ban Clan (no funny comments please). Oh, wasn’t I meant to say anything? But, anyway…moving on, Ben does do something beyond SR…he’s a newspaper critic. He always complains at people and moans about their posts. He criticises everything and everybody he meets (although he is a cool guy, so realise, this is *probably* not true!) which I can only assume means he works for the Mirror!
Mystique – Being clumsy like women are (waits for Rosalind’s reply), I think Myst has a job involving stripping (hey, I had to find some sort of job for her!). Yes…she’s a stripper at Rhino’s nightclub! Still, at least she never turned out to be a prost-*ahem* (didn’t know if SR will allow me saying prossie…OOPS).
Fuzzy – Fuzzy…hmm, cool name. I’m thinking of something a little cold, and maybe a little hairy. Look at yourselves, all sniggering at what I said. I wasn’t talking about that; I was talking about a polar bear! Well, he obviously isn’t a polar bear, as I’ve seen him on his web cam…so, maybe he’s one of those stupid mascots at the theme parks. Like, an entertainer! Everyone thinks he’s brainy, and I can say, he is, but maybe he just can’t find a decent job. Anyway, what’s wrong with being an entertainer at a theme park? Yeah…
OTHERS WHO DESERVE A MENTION (not a special mention, like the one Brad got. :-P)
JAR is simple a jar.
Quinty is some poof cos his name’s Harry Carter (sounds like the bloke from the Manic’s song ‘Kevin Carter’).
Kerrang sold his name, and later his life to Kerrang magazine…he’s the man who wears the Kerrang ‘!’ paper bag over his head.
Ant is simple like an ant…one’s okay, easy to deal with, but get loads of them and all hell (sorry Ant! :-)) breaks loose!
Edgy…we all know that he’s a vampire, so nothing new discovered there! Oh, and he sucks people’s blood :-D.
10001010 is the weight of Reynolds.
Credit goes to Microchips…for doing diddlysquat in this post!
Right, please, don’t take offence to these posts! As you can tell, I wrote it as a little joke, cos FOGchat is, at the moment, totally boring, and needs a little joke (this post is a joke :-P) for people to have a chuckle at…or not.
DW
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Posh Kid wrote:
> So so close DW!
>
> Good guess though.
Ow...I got all the others right and now...this one I get wrong! BUT...so close...WAHOOOOOO...
> So so close DW!
>
> Good guess though.
Ow...I got all the others right and now...this one I get wrong! BUT...so close...WAHOOOOOO...
So so close DW!
You got the unborn bit wrong...oh yeah..and also the inside Vic Beckham's womb. I'm with you hating 'Rich' Spice though, she can't even sing!
Good guess though.
You got the unborn bit wrong...oh yeah..and also the inside Vic Beckham's womb. I'm with you hating 'Rich' Spice though, she can't even sing!
Good guess though.
Ant is simple like an ant…one’s okay, easy to deal with, but get loads of them and all hell (sorry Ant! :-)) breaks loose!
Sorry Ant, corrected version!
Ant is simply like an ant…one’s okay, easy to deal with, but get loads of them and all hell (sorry Ant! :-)) breaks loose!
Ant's not simple!
Sorry Ant, corrected version!
Ant is simply like an ant…one’s okay, easy to deal with, but get loads of them and all hell (sorry Ant! :-)) breaks loose!
Ant's not simple!
Posh Kid wrote:
> You are a funny one Dead Wonder!
>
> :D
Right, let me sense what you are doing!
Posh Kid - Hmmmm...let me see...I've got it. You are the unborn baby of Victoria and David Beckham...who I happen to hate. Cos she's a rich b!tch, she pays all that money to a few things put inside her womb. Firstly she put a] an Internet enabled Laptop, b] a Man. Utd. kit, c] some shavers for the hair and d] a football. So, you are inside Vicki's womb, on SR, in your United kit, playing footie. So, you have no time for a job! Gah, powsh geet!
> You are a funny one Dead Wonder!
>
> :D
Right, let me sense what you are doing!
Posh Kid - Hmmmm...let me see...I've got it. You are the unborn baby of Victoria and David Beckham...who I happen to hate. Cos she's a rich b!tch, she pays all that money to a few things put inside her womb. Firstly she put a] an Internet enabled Laptop, b] a Man. Utd. kit, c] some shavers for the hair and d] a football. So, you are inside Vicki's womb, on SR, in your United kit, playing footie. So, you have no time for a job! Gah, powsh geet!
You are a funny one Dead Wonder!
:D
:D
Nice post there!
told you that was all i would say!lol
told you that was all i would say!lol
**Kerrang!** wrote:
> Not all the time....
>
> *runs*
Okay...I have loads of fan mail for you here. Here's one you can answer. This is Debbie from Manchester...she says she listens to Kerrang Radio Manchester, and wants to know, on the TV ad, was that you jumping in the pool with the '!' bag over your head?
> Not all the time....
>
> *runs*
Okay...I have loads of fan mail for you here. Here's one you can answer. This is Debbie from Manchester...she says she listens to Kerrang Radio Manchester, and wants to know, on the TV ad, was that you jumping in the pool with the '!' bag over your head?
LOL Nice post there.
Hercules! wrote:
> You got that right dude. I am a footballer, captain of the team :D
>
> As for being the Worlds Toughest Bloke, I agree.
>
> :D
>
> Nice post.....
See, never mess with the Herc! Worlds Toughest Bloke...suits you to a tee. Never met you, but my sences, which may be wrong, are saying you are strong!
> You got that right dude. I am a footballer, captain of the team :D
>
> As for being the Worlds Toughest Bloke, I agree.
>
> :D
>
> Nice post.....
See, never mess with the Herc! Worlds Toughest Bloke...suits you to a tee. Never met you, but my sences, which may be wrong, are saying you are strong!
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