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Wed 07/08/02 at 16:28
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Hmmm, do you drink your body weight in beer? Lets find out...


Ask yourself the following questions and answer them as honestly as you can.

YES/NO
1. Do you lose time from work due to drinking?
2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy?
3. Do you drink because you are shy with other people?
4.Has drinking too much made your eyes go yellow?
4. Is drinking affecting your reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?
6. Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of drinking?
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking?
8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare?
9. Has your ambition decreased since drinking?
22.Have you got a permanent smile on your face?
10. Do you crave a drink at a definite time of day?
11. Do you want a drink the next morning?
12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
21.Are you finding things more humorous than normal?
13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?
14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business?
15. Do you drink to escape from worries or trouble?
16.Does your nose glow in the dark as a result of drinking?
16. Do you drink alone?
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of drinking?
18. Has your physician ever treated you for drinking?
19. Do you drink to build up your self-confidence?
20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of drinking?
23.Do you pee in public places with every one watching?
24.Or more to the point, do you smell of pee?

*If you have answered YES to any one of the questions, there is a definite warning that you may be an alcoholic.

*If you have answered YES to any two, the chances are that you are an alcoholic.

*If you have answered YES to three or more, you are DEFINITELY AN ALCOHOLIC!.
Wed 07/08/02 at 16:28
Regular
Posts: 76
Hmmm, do you drink your body weight in beer? Lets find out...


Ask yourself the following questions and answer them as honestly as you can.

YES/NO
1. Do you lose time from work due to drinking?
2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy?
3. Do you drink because you are shy with other people?
4.Has drinking too much made your eyes go yellow?
4. Is drinking affecting your reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?
6. Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of drinking?
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking?
8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare?
9. Has your ambition decreased since drinking?
22.Have you got a permanent smile on your face?
10. Do you crave a drink at a definite time of day?
11. Do you want a drink the next morning?
12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
21.Are you finding things more humorous than normal?
13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?
14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business?
15. Do you drink to escape from worries or trouble?
16.Does your nose glow in the dark as a result of drinking?
16. Do you drink alone?
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of drinking?
18. Has your physician ever treated you for drinking?
19. Do you drink to build up your self-confidence?
20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of drinking?
23.Do you pee in public places with every one watching?
24.Or more to the point, do you smell of pee?

*If you have answered YES to any one of the questions, there is a definite warning that you may be an alcoholic.

*If you have answered YES to any two, the chances are that you are an alcoholic.

*If you have answered YES to three or more, you are DEFINITELY AN ALCOHOLIC!.
Wed 07/08/02 at 16:31
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Posts: 76
...and have you ever numbered questions incorrectely?
Wed 07/08/02 at 16:46
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Posts: 6,801
1.do you ask inane pointless questions.
2.did you ask'em on a site where the average age is about 15
3.is anyone going to reply
4.What did you score
5.Are you going to accuse me of being one for ridiculind your questionaire
6.This was very boring
7.how does always smiling make you an alcoholic
8.This site is called UKchatforums not AA.com (no car jokes)
9.Do you have something to confess.
10. I look forward to not reading are you a druggie" posts
Wed 07/08/02 at 16:52
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25. Do you get easily irritated over questionnaires?
Wed 07/08/02 at 18:33
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drink? oh yes
Wed 07/08/02 at 18:36
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after only just beginning to recover from the worlds worst hangover, I am now thinking of cracking open a fosters. Is this the end for Doglatto?
Wed 07/08/02 at 20:49
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Àshley wrote:
> 1.do you ask inane pointless questions.
> 2.did you ask'em on a site where the average age is about 15
> 3.is anyone going to reply
> 4.What did you score
> 5.Are you going to accuse me of being one for ridiculind your
> questionaire
> 6.This was very boring
> 7.how does always smiling make you an alcoholic
> 8.This site is called UKchatforums not AA.com (no car jokes)
> 9.Do you have something to confess.
> 10. I look forward to not reading are you a druggie" posts

Wow! Your almost as cynical as me!
Wed 07/08/02 at 21:10
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Protoss wrote:
>
> Wow! Your almost as cynical as me!

You are too kind! lol
Wed 07/08/02 at 22:10
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Posts: 10,645
Official definition of an alcoholic - someone who drinks more than 5 pints/cans a day (or the equivilant in spirits)

I answered YES to more than three, but I'm not an alcoholic - because I only drink once or twice a month. If that.

Test = poop
Wed 07/08/02 at 22:31
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Everyone hates the test. Even me. I hate it. There, I said it.

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