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Hmmm, do you drink your body weight in beer? Lets find out...
Ask yourself the following questions and answer them as honestly as you can.
YES/NO
1. Do you lose time from work due to drinking?
2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy?
3. Do you drink because you are shy with other people?
4.Has drinking too much made your eyes go yellow?
4. Is drinking affecting your reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?
6. Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of drinking?
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking?
8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare?
9. Has your ambition decreased since drinking?
22.Have you got a permanent smile on your face?
10. Do you crave a drink at a definite time of day?
11. Do you want a drink the next morning?
12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
21.Are you finding things more humorous than normal?
13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?
14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business?
15. Do you drink to escape from worries or trouble?
16.Does your nose glow in the dark as a result of drinking?
16. Do you drink alone?
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of drinking?
18. Has your physician ever treated you for drinking?
19. Do you drink to build up your self-confidence?
20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of drinking?
23.Do you pee in public places with every one watching?
24.Or more to the point, do you smell of pee?
*If you have answered YES to any one of the questions, there is a definite warning that you may be an alcoholic.
*If you have answered YES to any two, the chances are that you are an alcoholic.
*If you have answered YES to three or more, you are DEFINITELY AN ALCOHOLIC!.
Ask yourself the following questions and answer them as honestly as you can.
YES/NO
1. Do you lose time from work due to drinking?
2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy?
3. Do you drink because you are shy with other people?
4.Has drinking too much made your eyes go yellow?
4. Is drinking affecting your reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?
6. Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of drinking?
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking?
8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family's welfare?
9. Has your ambition decreased since drinking?
22.Have you got a permanent smile on your face?
10. Do you crave a drink at a definite time of day?
11. Do you want a drink the next morning?
12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
21.Are you finding things more humorous than normal?
13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?
14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business?
15. Do you drink to escape from worries or trouble?
16.Does your nose glow in the dark as a result of drinking?
16. Do you drink alone?
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of drinking?
18. Has your physician ever treated you for drinking?
19. Do you drink to build up your self-confidence?
20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of drinking?
23.Do you pee in public places with every one watching?
24.Or more to the point, do you smell of pee?
*If you have answered YES to any one of the questions, there is a definite warning that you may be an alcoholic.
*If you have answered YES to any two, the chances are that you are an alcoholic.
*If you have answered YES to three or more, you are DEFINITELY AN ALCOHOLIC!.
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xBeanx wrote:
> 21.Are you finding things more humorous than normal?
>
> *If you have answered YES to any one of the questions, there is a
> definite warning that you may be an alcoholic.
Or you MIGHT be watching The Simpsons.
> 21.Are you finding things more humorous than normal?
>
> *If you have answered YES to any one of the questions, there is a
> definite warning that you may be an alcoholic.
Or you MIGHT be watching The Simpsons.
I'm not an alcoholic.
Having said that I've just crawled in from a terwiffic night out in Bristol, totally sozzled, and set fire to my cat when I breathed 'hello' to him.
And y'know that "don't drink and drive" thing? I had 7 Gold Trophies on the B-Class licence test on Gran Turismo 3. So I just turned it on 5 mins ago to have a quick bash at the 8th test, on which my fastest time has always been around 42.955 seconds (Gold target is 42.8 seconds).
3 goes later, and I got Gold, 42.733 seconds. So after 8 pints of John Smith's Smooth my driving improved. I'm going to write to Courage now so that they can develop a Christmas advertising campaign around it. I'm going to call it "Drink 8 and Don't Be Late".
The only downside is I think I turned my PS2 off before saving the game, I'll check tomorrow when I get up.
Having said that I've just crawled in from a terwiffic night out in Bristol, totally sozzled, and set fire to my cat when I breathed 'hello' to him.
And y'know that "don't drink and drive" thing? I had 7 Gold Trophies on the B-Class licence test on Gran Turismo 3. So I just turned it on 5 mins ago to have a quick bash at the 8th test, on which my fastest time has always been around 42.955 seconds (Gold target is 42.8 seconds).
3 goes later, and I got Gold, 42.733 seconds. So after 8 pints of John Smith's Smooth my driving improved. I'm going to write to Courage now so that they can develop a Christmas advertising campaign around it. I'm going to call it "Drink 8 and Don't Be Late".
The only downside is I think I turned my PS2 off before saving the game, I'll check tomorrow when I get up.
the test sucks, all I have to say is :
"May your untied shoelaces become a fatal flaw when crossing the road"
:o)
"May your untied shoelaces become a fatal flaw when crossing the road"
:o)
The drinking alone one is a bit harsh...
You people are always criticising some thing. Why dont you lighten up abit and take a drink? I bet when you leave for work ,you complain about the colour of cars passing by.
Everyone hates the test. Even me. I hate it. There, I said it.
Official definition of an alcoholic - someone who drinks more than 5 pints/cans a day (or the equivilant in spirits)
I answered YES to more than three, but I'm not an alcoholic - because I only drink once or twice a month. If that.
Test = poop
I answered YES to more than three, but I'm not an alcoholic - because I only drink once or twice a month. If that.
Test = poop
Protoss wrote:
>
> Wow! Your almost as cynical as me!
You are too kind! lol
>
> Wow! Your almost as cynical as me!
You are too kind! lol
Àshley wrote:
> 1.do you ask inane pointless questions.
> 2.did you ask'em on a site where the average age is about 15
> 3.is anyone going to reply
> 4.What did you score
> 5.Are you going to accuse me of being one for ridiculind your
> questionaire
> 6.This was very boring
> 7.how does always smiling make you an alcoholic
> 8.This site is called UKchatforums not AA.com (no car jokes)
> 9.Do you have something to confess.
> 10. I look forward to not reading are you a druggie" posts
Wow! Your almost as cynical as me!
> 1.do you ask inane pointless questions.
> 2.did you ask'em on a site where the average age is about 15
> 3.is anyone going to reply
> 4.What did you score
> 5.Are you going to accuse me of being one for ridiculind your
> questionaire
> 6.This was very boring
> 7.how does always smiling make you an alcoholic
> 8.This site is called UKchatforums not AA.com (no car jokes)
> 9.Do you have something to confess.
> 10. I look forward to not reading are you a druggie" posts
Wow! Your almost as cynical as me!
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