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Wed 07/08/02 at 02:19
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Books You Will Never Find In a Bookstore



124 Simple Exercises For the Teeth

A Complete List Of All the Things That Are Still Pending

A Hundred Dead People Nobody Misses

A List Of People Who Mean Well

A Treasury Of Poorly Understood Ideas

Apartment Hunting For Devil Worshipers

Backpacking For Shut-ins

Caring For the Seated

Controlling Fear Without Getting Frightened

Cooking For the Paralyzed

Cooking With Heat

Don't Throw Away Your Old Skin

Eat, Run, Stay Fit, and Die Anyway

Famous People Who Were Wiry

Fill Your Life With Croutons

How To Become a Grease Ball

How To Do Everything At Once

How To Filet a Panda

How To Get a Tan With a Flashlight

How To Get Back From Boston

How To Give a King a Really Hard Time

How To Give People Your Best Regards

How To Give Yourself a Complete Physical Without Getting Undressed

How To Kill a Rat With an Oboe

How To Kill Your Nephew

How To Lease Out the Space Inside Your Nose

How To Organize a Tupperware Gang-Bang

How To Seem Intelligent

How To Spoil Other People's Fun

How To Spot a Creep From a Distance

How To Spot Truly Vicious People in Church

How To Start a Range War

How To Turn Unbearable Pain Into Extra Income

How To Wave Good-bye Without Moving Your Arms

I Gave Up Hope and Died and It Worked

I Suck You Suck

Let's Change the Alphabet

Marriage For One

My Dog Is a Real Fruit

Peace Of Mind By Losing Complete Control For Sixteen Hours a Day

Poems For the Insane

Re-organizing Your Pockets

Rid Yourself Of Doubt--Or Should You?

Self Mutilation As an Attention Getter

Six Cities No One Has Ever Been To

Six-Hundred Ways To Give People the Shaft

Sixty-four Good Reasons For Giving Up Hope

Sport Fishing With Power Saws

Ten Things We Don't Know Yet

The Complete List Of Everyone's Personal Affects

The Food Coloring Diet

The Intravenous Cookbook

The Lives Of Six Extremely Short Saints

The Meaning Of Corn

The Stains In Your Shorts Can Indicate Your Future

The Wrong Underwear Can Kill

There's Big Money In Staying Put

Things No One Can Help

Tips On Getting Laid

Tremble Your Way To Fitness

Trotting Across Zaire

Understanding People You'll Never Meet

What To Wear On the Toilet

Why Hawaii and Norway Are Not Near Each Other

Why It Doesn't Snow Anymore

Why Jews Point

You Give Me Six Weeks and I'll Give You Some Disease

Your Shoes Are Worth Money

Your Thighs Control Your Life
Wed 07/08/02 at 14:15
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Posts: 5,883
This is the kind of stuff primary school kids should find amusing, otherwise there wasn't one thing on this post to make me raise a smile, let alone laugh out loud.
Wed 07/08/02 at 14:03
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Posts: 158
RiCkOsS wrote:
> 'What To Wear On the Toilet'
>
> Hmmmm, because many special occasions take place there :-D

LOL, good reply Rickoss
Wed 07/08/02 at 14:00
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Posts: 10,437
'What To Wear On the Toilet'

Hmmmm, because many special occasions take place there :-D
Wed 07/08/02 at 13:25
Posts: 0
RM18 wrote:
> Yeah...er...that was funny, real side-splitting stuff.
>
> 'Cooking for the paralyzed'? - Really hilarious...
>
> *rolls eyes*

*loud whisper* He doesn't understand sarcasm


Hexxagon that really was a bad post, most likely a way of getting your word count up. Just think before you post.
Wed 07/08/02 at 13:20
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Posts: 158
The one's i liked alot were:

How To Wave Good-bye Without Moving Your Arms

AND

I Gave Up Hope and Died and It Worked
Wed 07/08/02 at 07:28
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Posts: 5,630
Yeah...er...that was funny, real side-splitting stuff.

'Cooking for the paralyzed'? - Really hilarious...

*rolls eyes*
Wed 07/08/02 at 02:19
Regular
Posts: 158
Books You Will Never Find In a Bookstore



124 Simple Exercises For the Teeth

A Complete List Of All the Things That Are Still Pending

A Hundred Dead People Nobody Misses

A List Of People Who Mean Well

A Treasury Of Poorly Understood Ideas

Apartment Hunting For Devil Worshipers

Backpacking For Shut-ins

Caring For the Seated

Controlling Fear Without Getting Frightened

Cooking For the Paralyzed

Cooking With Heat

Don't Throw Away Your Old Skin

Eat, Run, Stay Fit, and Die Anyway

Famous People Who Were Wiry

Fill Your Life With Croutons

How To Become a Grease Ball

How To Do Everything At Once

How To Filet a Panda

How To Get a Tan With a Flashlight

How To Get Back From Boston

How To Give a King a Really Hard Time

How To Give People Your Best Regards

How To Give Yourself a Complete Physical Without Getting Undressed

How To Kill a Rat With an Oboe

How To Kill Your Nephew

How To Lease Out the Space Inside Your Nose

How To Organize a Tupperware Gang-Bang

How To Seem Intelligent

How To Spoil Other People's Fun

How To Spot a Creep From a Distance

How To Spot Truly Vicious People in Church

How To Start a Range War

How To Turn Unbearable Pain Into Extra Income

How To Wave Good-bye Without Moving Your Arms

I Gave Up Hope and Died and It Worked

I Suck You Suck

Let's Change the Alphabet

Marriage For One

My Dog Is a Real Fruit

Peace Of Mind By Losing Complete Control For Sixteen Hours a Day

Poems For the Insane

Re-organizing Your Pockets

Rid Yourself Of Doubt--Or Should You?

Self Mutilation As an Attention Getter

Six Cities No One Has Ever Been To

Six-Hundred Ways To Give People the Shaft

Sixty-four Good Reasons For Giving Up Hope

Sport Fishing With Power Saws

Ten Things We Don't Know Yet

The Complete List Of Everyone's Personal Affects

The Food Coloring Diet

The Intravenous Cookbook

The Lives Of Six Extremely Short Saints

The Meaning Of Corn

The Stains In Your Shorts Can Indicate Your Future

The Wrong Underwear Can Kill

There's Big Money In Staying Put

Things No One Can Help

Tips On Getting Laid

Tremble Your Way To Fitness

Trotting Across Zaire

Understanding People You'll Never Meet

What To Wear On the Toilet

Why Hawaii and Norway Are Not Near Each Other

Why It Doesn't Snow Anymore

Why Jews Point

You Give Me Six Weeks and I'll Give You Some Disease

Your Shoes Are Worth Money

Your Thighs Control Your Life

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