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I have been couped up inside all morning so I decided to go for a walk to get some fresh air.
Walk outside, open front gate.
I notice most of the kids in our street are having a water fight.
Just for the record I'm not on of the kids, I'm 22 for gawd's sake.
2 little boys run up mto me and spray me with their water pistols. They then run out of water so tell another boy with a huge wtaer pistol, to guard me. I brush him aside.
He then opens fire.
The force of that thing was incredible. Because I wasn't expecting it, it pushed me to the ground. He then stood there and decided to empty all his water out onto me, and by god it hurt.
Another boy so kindly decided to run up to me and pour a bucket of water over my head.
I am now drenched and totally p-d off, and a kind old lady tells the kids to leave me alone.
Then 2 little girls, maybe 4 years old, walk mup to me.
They point, laugh, and say "Your too old".
They find this hysterical.
I now officially hate kids. Show me a sweet innocent child and I'll show you a chainsaw and fake license to kill.
Walk outside, open front gate.
I notice most of the kids in our street are having a water fight.
Just for the record I'm not on of the kids, I'm 22 for gawd's sake.
2 little boys run up mto me and spray me with their water pistols. They then run out of water so tell another boy with a huge wtaer pistol, to guard me. I brush him aside.
He then opens fire.
The force of that thing was incredible. Because I wasn't expecting it, it pushed me to the ground. He then stood there and decided to empty all his water out onto me, and by god it hurt.
Another boy so kindly decided to run up to me and pour a bucket of water over my head.
I am now drenched and totally p-d off, and a kind old lady tells the kids to leave me alone.
Then 2 little girls, maybe 4 years old, walk mup to me.
They point, laugh, and say "Your too old".
They find this hysterical.
I now officially hate kids. Show me a sweet innocent child and I'll show you a chainsaw and fake license to kill.
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I have been couped up inside all morning so I decided to go for a walk to get some fresh air.
Walk outside, open front gate.
I notice most of the kids in our street are having a water fight.
Just for the record I'm not on of the kids, I'm 22 for gawd's sake.
2 little boys run up mto me and spray me with their water pistols. They then run out of water so tell another boy with a huge wtaer pistol, to guard me. I brush him aside.
He then opens fire.
The force of that thing was incredible. Because I wasn't expecting it, it pushed me to the ground. He then stood there and decided to empty all his water out onto me, and by god it hurt.
Another boy so kindly decided to run up to me and pour a bucket of water over my head.
I am now drenched and totally p-d off, and a kind old lady tells the kids to leave me alone.
Then 2 little girls, maybe 4 years old, walk mup to me.
They point, laugh, and say "Your too old".
They find this hysterical.
I now officially hate kids. Show me a sweet innocent child and I'll show you a chainsaw and fake license to kill.
Walk outside, open front gate.
I notice most of the kids in our street are having a water fight.
Just for the record I'm not on of the kids, I'm 22 for gawd's sake.
2 little boys run up mto me and spray me with their water pistols. They then run out of water so tell another boy with a huge wtaer pistol, to guard me. I brush him aside.
He then opens fire.
The force of that thing was incredible. Because I wasn't expecting it, it pushed me to the ground. He then stood there and decided to empty all his water out onto me, and by god it hurt.
Another boy so kindly decided to run up to me and pour a bucket of water over my head.
I am now drenched and totally p-d off, and a kind old lady tells the kids to leave me alone.
Then 2 little girls, maybe 4 years old, walk mup to me.
They point, laugh, and say "Your too old".
They find this hysterical.
I now officially hate kids. Show me a sweet innocent child and I'll show you a chainsaw and fake license to kill.
Asher D wrote:
The force of that thing was incredible. Because I wasn't expecting it,
> it pushed me to the ground.
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Are you sure you don't live in Malaysia?
Only a water cannon should force you to the floor.
"Felled by a water pistol"
*stifles chuckle*
The force of that thing was incredible. Because I wasn't expecting it,
> it pushed me to the ground.
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Are you sure you don't live in Malaysia?
Only a water cannon should force you to the floor.
"Felled by a water pistol"
*stifles chuckle*
Goatboy wrote:
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> "Felled by a water pistol"
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> *stifles chuckle*
It sprayed Five really big bursts, and I wasn't expecting it.
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> "Felled by a water pistol"
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> *stifles chuckle*
It sprayed Five really big bursts, and I wasn't expecting it.
I know what you mean the kids are like that round where i live. You just innocently walk out and down the streets and they attack you with there water pistols and some of them are very powerful nowadays. lol that made me sound old even though im 19.
Chase them, then clip their heels, they fall on face... then you kick them in the balls.
Easy
Easy
It's time to fight fire with fire....using water.
Get the hose out.
Get the hose out.
You wuss Asher...
We bought some "Super Soakers" last year for the sole reason of soaking the kids in the garden. It's great fun !!
Do what some else just said - go and get a bucket and go and pour it over their heads - if they still laugh hit them with the bucket !!
We bought some "Super Soakers" last year for the sole reason of soaking the kids in the garden. It's great fun !!
Do what some else just said - go and get a bucket and go and pour it over their heads - if they still laugh hit them with the bucket !!
I'll try that Sheepy.
Or I'll dust off the old Flamethrower, and fill their pistols with Petrol!
BUAHAHA!
I'm gonna end up in jail sooner or later.
Or I'll dust off the old Flamethrower, and fill their pistols with Petrol!
BUAHAHA!
I'm gonna end up in jail sooner or later.
Everyone hates kids.
Even kids.
Just smash them over the heads with large objects and smash their puny little faces into hard brick walls!
Sorry.
Even kids.
Just smash them over the heads with large objects and smash their puny little faces into hard brick walls!
Sorry.
Paintball guns work a charm ;)
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