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"bill gates world domination plans"

These documents were found upon bill gates person as he was making a trip to Japan to make a second attempt at buying out Nintendo. He was also found to be carrying a red English telephone box, claiming he: ‘saw this on doctor who’

Bill Gates crude plans for invasions:

Plan 1 (ringed)
Step 1: Create a console out of a play station 2, a Nintendo GC, and a dream cast. Mush them all up, and put them in a really big case. Advertise as having the best specs.

Step 2: kidnap all the third party developers, take them to my island lair, and force them to make games for the console. Then try to buy out Nintendo, Sony, and Sega, and kidnap Rareware as well. and might as well kidnap Dyson while I‘m at it.

Step 3: force them all to build the second wave of my consoles, ten times as big, and with only thrice the power. People will buy it because there will be no other consoles, having been bought out by moi!

Step 4: take over all other electronics companies, and everything else, until there will be one electronic item and nothing else. The E-box. Then I will have all the money in the world!

Cons: woodwork and handicrafts would remain unconquered
The spy kids would be in there element

Plan 2:
Step 1: create a console out of a game boy pocket, and hide an evil transformer robot inside the case.

Step 2: during September, activate all the console robots, and order them to destroy everything, unless the world proclaims me to be the totally undisputed evil merciless bogeyman-resembling master of the universe( AKA: Mr. Universe)

Cons: who’s going to buy an evil transformer robot instead of a console?

Plan 3: just be myself…

Cons: endless…

Plan 4:
Step 1: Find a Riddler costume.
Step 2: Modify all X-box’s to shoot out lasers at people’s heads to make them do whatever you say.
Step 3: give the new X box’s out free to all major world leaders and influences.

Cons: Batman

Plan 5:
Step 1: use my vast fortune to convince the totally evil, undisputed, bogeywoman-resembling mistress of the universe to marry me.

Cons: I’m hideous
I’m a nerd
I’m inept

This is not an anti X-Box post, or a fan boy post. I prefer Nintendo only from experience. I just thought of some really funny world dominations plans after watching an episode of Super Duper Sumos.

Indeed it does.

does that include the hoards (sp?) of nubile spanards at his command?

Yeah, and he's worked for everything he has. He deserves everything he has.

You mean a tax break?


Nah, i don't mean that. The guy's done a lot of good, got to respect that.

Nintendoid wrote:
> Bill gates has too much money atm he should donate like a billion to
> charity! :)

He's already donated $3,000,000,000, give him a break!

Bill gates has too much money atm he should donate like a billion to charity! :)

what?
oh yeah...

why is your cube on your desk next to your computer? is it set in gold as part of an elabourate scheme?
<=== read this Bit

I didn't know MS tried for sega..

If the xbox had been released with a sega logo on it (and no obvious bill gates connections), i bet it'd have been received far, far more positively.

Especially if it had the likes of sonic and super monkey ball titles as exclusives...


Scary thought, if that had happeded, i'd probably be typing this with a s-box on my desk, instead of a cube.
Well, if i could fit my computer on my desk with a 's'-box taking up all that space.. ;O)

This is what the future may be like. Scary!

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